If that hasn’t happened you haven’t dated. I married one or 2 like that.I had a girl go full on psycho WHILE I was dating her.
Does that count?
If that hasn’t happened you haven’t dated. I married one or 2 like that.I had a girl go full on psycho WHILE I was dating her.
Does that count?
No, but the 3 dudes my wife dated before me ended up being gay. In her defence she was sheltered by her parents and church. The first time I saw pictures of all three I knew they were gay. They were all prettier than most of the Filipino girls I had met.Holy moly. I was texting a chick about a legal matter and was making a joke how she liked leaving her house for a new law firm. She became a recluse for about 10 years working out of house. So she said I have some news and sent me a link to a new firm they made her a partner at. I almost didn't recognize her. Full on lesbo haircut. She isn't a lesbo but damn. How does this happen? I don't care if she is or not. It's the damn haircut that is so odd. She's a good lawyer though. For those that saw, this is that one that shit all over me during anal (me into her, this time) and also once left a rabbit turd in my bed.
I have a really good friend that married a Filipina who’s family is also in Canada. HmmmNo, but the 3 dudes my wife dated before me ended up being gay. In her defence she was sheltered by her parents and church. The first time I saw pictures of all three I knew they were gay. They were all prettier than most of the Filipino girls I had met.
I can’t stand her church but I have to give them credit for sending a private investigator after the dude her parents had set her up with to marry from the Philippines.
That guy sent a detailed report explaining how this guy was a male prostitute to her house in Canada about two weeks before she was supposed to go to the Philippines and get married. It included all the names, times and frequencies of his actions. I thought it was hilarious. I had been telling her that he was gay since the first time I saw his picture.
After that happened her parents warmed up quite a bit to the huge white devil on a motorcycle that she had been seeing.
I guess there’s still time for her to turn me to loving the cock but I just can’t see it happening.
But who knows, twenty dollars is twenty dollars.
great storyNo, but the 3 dudes my wife dated before me ended up being gay. In her defence she was sheltered by her parents and church. The first time I saw pictures of all three I knew they were gay. They were all prettier than most of the Filipino girls I had met.
I can’t stand her church but I have to give them credit for sending a private investigator after the dude her parents had set her up with to marry from the Philippines.
That guy sent a detailed report explaining how this guy was a male prostitute to her house in Canada about two weeks before she was supposed to go to the Philippines and get married. It included all the names, times and frequencies of his actions. I thought it was hilarious. I had been telling her that he was gay since the first time I saw his picture.
After that happened her parents warmed up quite a bit to the huge white devil on a motorcycle that she had been seeing.
I guess there’s still time for her to turn me to loving the cock but I just can’t see it happening.
But who knows, twenty dollars is twenty dollars.
There’s a lot of effeminate, straight Filipino dudes. Quite a few of those dudes are tough as fuck too. It’s strange.I have a really good friend that married a Filipina who’s family is also in Canada. Hmmm
Her first husband is so damn effeminate too. He’s a gringo though.
A lot of gays were bullied their entire lives. Some of them became animals. You don’t want to mess with them.There’s a lot of effeminate, straight Filipino dudes. Quite a few of those dudes are tough as fuck too. It’s strange.
I’ve hung out with lady boys that I had no fucking clue weren’t women till we were outside the bar, they squatted down like a Russian and asked for a smoke in a voice 2 octaves lower than I had heard them speak.
My wife has always found it hilarious when I can’t tell who’s a dude but never seems to find it funny when I point out that she turned 3 dudes gay.
There’s a much longer version that includes me sitting down with her family and talking about religion while calling her brother in law out for knocking up her sister before marriage (and her dad laughing out loud when I said what he wanted to but wouldn’t), my experience of going through the doctrines with her minister (who had an obviously gay son in a church where being gay was considered a disgusting affliction from the devil) to join her church, me body checking and laying a deacon the fuck out for giving me shit about my earrings, my baptism and eventual marriage in a church that separates men and women.great story
at first it seemed like just a funny anecdote with odd coincidences
then it had multiple plot twists
Finally the happy comedic ending
1st act, 2nd act, 3rd act...9/10 would read again
And some learned to fight, got tough and angry. They’re great fun to hang out with.A lot of gays were bullied their entire lives. Some of them became animals. You don’t want to mess with them.
And why the women love feminine / androgynous men. It’s weird.I wonder why so many SE Asians love the cock. It's perplexing.
In the words of Ann Coulter...A lot of gays were bullied their entire lives. Some of them became animals. You don’t want to mess with them.
A shitload of lesbians with hot girlfriends around these parts.And why the women love feminine / androgynous men. It’s weird.
Is normal.A shitload of lesbians with hot girlfriends around these parts.
Must be something in the Fiji waterI wonder why so many SE Asians love the cock. It's perplexing.
To her defense they were most likely gay before.There’s a lot of effeminate, straight Filipino dudes. Quite a few of those dudes are tough as fuck too. It’s strange.
I’ve hung out with lady boys that I had no fucking clue weren’t women till we were outside the bar, they squatted down like a Russian and asked for a smoke in a voice 2 octaves lower than I had heard them speak.
My wife has always found it hilarious when I can’t tell who’s a dude but never seems to find it funny when I point out that she turned 3 dudes gay.
Been through that phase too.I have another one. How looking someone up and finding out they passed?
Alright this was bad and I was a bit of scoundrel. I was dating a chick. My main chick was leaving town for a month. I wasn't going without pussy for a month so I put an add online. I met an attractive accountant like in a day. I was banging her for the entire month. I made up some stupid story that my ex contacted me when she was coming back and we decided to give it another go and I was really sorry. Obviously she was pissed. I introduced this chick to all my friends (golf buddies) etc etc.
I don't remember who contacted who but she was ready to be a side piece after she got over it. The sex was good but she and rightly so was very resentful. Slowly her resentment got worse and worse to a point I told her it wasn't fun for me any more. During this time she met a creepy guy (worse than me) I think online. He sent a video cam down and wanted her to play with herself and send the tapes back. lol She complained to me how creepy he was etc etc. A few years later I get married. 5 years after I am separated I look this chick up. Holy fuck. She moved to NJ and married that guy. I did some stalking and found out where she worked. I left a VM on her phone. Surprisingly she never called me back. i looked her up again a few years later and found out she had I think 3 kids and died of breast cancer. She was a really nice girl. Very sad. I bet she was a great mom. Yes I know I was total dick. Pussy, new pussy and lots of it was my thing. I did a lot of things I regret but hopefully I have changed for the better.
Most definitely but that’s not what I tell my wife.To her defense they were most likely gay before.
Been through that phase too.
I wasn't exactly the nicest person.... All for poon.
I *think* I'm a better person now.
An ad online?I have another one. How looking someone up and finding out they passed?
Alright this was bad and I was a bit of scoundrel. I was dating a chick. My main chick was leaving town for a month. I wasn't going without pussy for a month so I put an add online. I met an attractive accountant like in a day. I was banging her for the entire month. I made up some stupid story that my ex contacted me when she was coming back and we decided to give it another go and I was really sorry. Obviously she was pissed. I introduced this chick to all my friends (golf buddies) etc etc.
I don't remember who contacted who but she was ready to be a side piece after she got over it. The sex was good but she and rightly so was very resentful. Slowly her resentment got worse and worse to a point I told her it wasn't fun for me any more. During this time she met a creepy guy (worse than me) I think online. He sent a video cam down and wanted her to play with herself and send the tapes back. lol She complained to me how creepy he was etc etc. A few years later I get married. 5 years after I am separated I look this chick up. Holy fuck. She moved to NJ and married that guy. I did some stalking and found out where she worked. I left a VM on her phone. Surprisingly she never called me back. i looked her up again a few years later and found out she had I think 3 kids and died of breast cancer. She was a really nice girl. Very sad. I bet she was a great mom. Yes I know I was total dick. Pussy, new pussy and lots of it was my thing. I did a lot of things I regret but hopefully I have changed for the better.