As a fellow short ass person, I can say this is how being short works. You gotta have some defenses and rage is the best.
All my friends are scared of my wife. This includes dudes who have spent years in jail.
She can switch from the sweetest girl you have ever met to the physical personification of chaotic evil in a two second period.
I know how to deal with it (most of the time, when talking to her about how my son should be able to go to my parents and look for Easter eggs I may have told her that believing in her religion is no different than believing in the Easter bunny since Jesus and an egg laying rabbit are both mythical creatures. That conversation had some interesting repercussions).
Her mom is insanely religious and my wife can bring it home. I’m not against god, but I fucking can’t stand not taking responsibility for your life and blaming / celebrating anything that happens as gods will.
Marriage is work. It’s not always great, you’re not always happy but you have to look at your wife and decide if the juice is worth the squeeze.
I love my wife and will always remember why I married her. I think of the incredible children we’ve had and the amazing times we’ve spent together.
But, anyone who says that haven’t thought of strangling their significant other, is a fucking liar.
I don’t know or care about anyone else, but I know for certain. I’ll keep squeezing till I’m gone.
Sorry @Miesha's Taint it seems that after the first post I hijacked your thread.
Apologies brother. It just kind of happened.
Apologies brother. It just kind of happened.
Honestly I have never once thought about strangling my GF. We have never had anything close to even a fight. I have been with wives , GF's and fought on the daily so I know what that's all about too well.
Have you been married, with kids who don’t let either of you sleep, while both of you are working full time jobs and one of you are on shift work?
Better yet,
Did you have the balls to teach your asian gf (who had previously almost killed you and 3 of your friends being your designated driver after her front right tire blew in an 80 kmh zone, and she hit the gas instead of the brake, sending you into a concrete apartment building at 90 kmh an hour) to drive standard before you had moved in together?
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You played basketball but secretly couldn't wait for the game/practice to be over so you could rush into the showers.
You naughty
That was the first myth I busted.You played basketball but secretly couldn't wait for the game/practice to be over so you could rush into the showers.
You naughty
@Welcherknokke69 was involved in a road rage incident too.View: https://twitter.com/VideosFolder/status/1104157507193368576?s=20
That’s definitely him
And that’s exactly how he would act
He’s told me several times that is a pacifist
And that’s exactly how he would act
He’s told me several times that is a pacifist
I’m balanceThey are both@Galt.
That’s calm rational Galt in the car, and that’s 4 o’clock in the morning Galt banging on the window.
