General Fair/Amusement Park Rides

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RussfromNH

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As I get older I find myself avoiding most rides now but I was infatuated over wooden roller coasters at one time.

Those “teacup” rides would kick my ass every time. Who in their right mind invents a ride where you sit in something that spins in a circle while moving in a larger circle, WTF!


What say you?? You still love the adrenaline rush and ride them?

What is your fav and lest fav rides


…for safety reasons, if the person running the ride has less than 2 teeth and or they are wearing shoes with velcro laces avoid the ride altogether


 

SongExotic2

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I'm from England. When the jippos roll in for the yearly fair it's a crapshoot. I remember being terrified of falling out of a ride at one. But on the flip side it seems that the accidents seem to be minimal and if I ever see one in the news it's at a theme park.

I liked that Superman ride at magic mountain. Nemesis and Oblivion at Alton towers.

Nowadays tho I'd rather just get a massage
 

RussfromNH

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Dec 12, 2018
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I'm from England. When the jippos roll in for the yearly fair it's a crapshoot. I remember being terrified of falling out of a ride at one. But on the flip side it seems that the accidents seem to be minimal and if I ever see one in the news it's at a theme park.

I liked that Superman ride at magic mountain. Nemesis and Oblivion at Alton towers.

Nowadays tho I'd rather just get a massage

I'm in for the massage, as long as it ends happily ;)
 

Sex Chicken

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I'm from England. When the jippos roll in for the yearly fair it's a crapshoot. I remember being terrified of falling out of a ride at one. But on the flip side it seems that the accidents seem to be minimal and if I ever see one in the news it's at a theme park.

I liked that Superman ride at magic mountain. Nemesis and Oblivion at Alton towers.

Nowadays tho I'd rather just get a massage
I didn’t read this.
 
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I'm down to ride any roller coaster at a large amusement park. After all, my state has more theme parks than any other state.

But fuck those fair/carny rides that do nothing but make you sick and give you a fucking headache.
 

RussfromNH

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Except the Bumper cars, everyone loved the bumper cars and the sparks from above
loved to smash into unsuspecting strangers

 

Papi Chingon

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When I was a kid I would load my mouth up with candy when waiting 8n line. Not chocolate, but tangy fruity candy, and that way I could spit lougies like a motherfucker, nonstop! Pretty fucked up, but there was literally no way to identify the person because once that slimy lougie landed, someone would need to comprehend what happened, then look up at 50 kids swinging and figure out which one did it. I wasn't very bright, so it would have been fairly easy to figure out since I was spitting every chance I got, but never got caught. This probably led me in my later life to dip. I guess I just love to spit (and admire toothless people).
 
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When I was a kid I would load my mouth up with candy when waiting 8n line. Not chocolate, but tangy fruity candy, and that way I could spit lougies like a motherfucker, nonstop! Pretty fucked up, but there was literally no way to identify the person because once that slimy lougie landed, someone would need to comprehend what happened, then look up at 50 kids swinging and figure out which one did it. I wasn't very bright, so it would have been fairly easy to figure out since I was spitting every chance I got, but never got caught. This probably led me in my later life to dip. I guess I just love to spit (and admire toothless people).
Not as brazenly but I have to confess to similar retarded shit.
 

Grateful Dude

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Not as brazenly but I have to confess to similar retarded shit.
I’m still trying to figure out how to stop doing retarded shit in my adult life :D The frequency of incidents has greatly slowed, but I still do some dumb shit now and again.
 
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We have one of the baddest roller coaster parks in the world just a couple hours from me, Canada's Wonderland. Many truly badass rides, big coasters. My daughter is right hooked on them

I love rollercoasters but never liked spinning rides. Also I fear those ones at the carnival where they take them apart, move to the next town and put them back together again. You telling me those sloppy fucks are really checking every bolt and replacing every little missing piece? Those are the scariest.

This is one of my favorite intrawebz videos :D :

 

Rambo John J

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We have one of the baddest roller coaster parks in the world just a couple hours from me, Canada's Wonderland. Many truly badass rides, big coasters. My daughter is right hooked on them

I love rollercoasters but never liked spinning rides. Also I fear those ones at the carnival where they take them apart, move to the next town and put them back together again. You telling me those sloppy fucks are really checking every bolt and replacing every little missing piece? Those are the scariest.

This is one of my favorite intrawebz videos :D :

He has feinting goat syndrome