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Rambo John J

Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
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Jan 17, 2015
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Sex Chicken said:
No sauerkraut. Funnily enough today the old man in front of me today asked for sauerkraut and the rude lunch lady on cash barked “We only got hot peppers and onions”. Then when it was my turn I said “I’ll take hotpeppers and onions please”. She said “We only got hotpeppers and sauerkraut.”
I thought I was in Florida for a second.
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I'm browsing the frozen foods section and just waiting for a Costco employee to build up the nerve to ask to see my membership card


 
SongExotic2

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
39,771
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conor mcgregor nut hugger said:
I'm browsing the frozen foods section and just waiting for a Costco employee to build up the nerve to ask to see my membership card


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I went to go as a guest before. I got stopped by the I love you Nazi who sent me for a visitor pass.

I was like nah fuck off. O just wanted to have a look before I signed
 
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Schlong2 said:
I went to go as a guest before. I got stopped by the I love you Nazi who sent me for a visitor pass.

I was like nah fuck off. O just wanted to have a look before I signed
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She probably thought you had gotten lost from your mommy
 
Sex Chicken

Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
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Sloppy Bitch said:
Free inflatable mallet because you paid for 10 consecutive tries (all unsuccessful at hitting the bell)
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The carnies had never seen such raw power The picked me up on their shoulders and paraded me around the fair. It was embarrassing.
 
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RaginCajun

RaginCajun

The Reigning Undisputed Monsters Tournament Champ
Oct 25, 2015
36,980
93,873
Sex Chicken said:
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A vulgar display of power at the fair today.
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Damn, easy win for you. I bet when you went to the restroom, the carnies packed up the whole show and ran to the next town with the quickness from fear of you coming back and taking all their prizes.
 
SongExotic2

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
39,771
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RaginCajun said:
Damn, easy win for you. I bet when you went to the restroom, the carnies packed up the whole show and ran to the next town with the quickness from fear of you coming back and taking all their prizes.
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I hope they left that cocksucker a hot dog and a bottle of ketchup so he can learn to be a man
 
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This goof is still taking gulps from a lidless paper cup lol
 
Sex Chicken

Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
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LOL. I just messaged 10 of the dudes I fought in highscool on Facebook and asked them “What do they remember most about fighting me?” They all answered with ZERO hesitation “Your incredible speed and power”.
LOL.
 
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SongExotic2

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
39,771
53,674
Sex Chicken said:
LOL. I just messaged 10 of the dudes I beat up in highscool on Facebook and asked them “What do they remember most about fighting me?” They all answered with ZERO hesitation “Your incredible speed and power”.
LOL.
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Never_Rolled

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Sex Chicken said:
LOL. I just messaged 10 of the dudes I fought in highscool on Facebook and asked them “What do they remember most about fighting me?” They all answered with ZERO hesitation “Your incredible speed and power”.
LOL.
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Nothing worse than a humble bragging power bottom.
 
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