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b00ts

pews&vrooms
Amateur Fighter
Oct 21, 2015
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How can you not construct something that you literally blow air in and send water through?
 
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Look at this shit. I feel better about myself now. I’m not a moron. I’m just a working class hero getting grifted for wanting the finer things in life.

I want to be on your side....But for future reference...Read the reviews first dumbass.

 

b00ts

pews&vrooms
Amateur Fighter
Oct 21, 2015
5,599
8,635
My dad would just lock us out and set the water sprinkler on a 10 minute timer and not give us towels...
 

Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
First 100
Jan 17, 2015
71,713
71,599
My dad would just lock us out and set the water sprinkler on a 10 minute timer and not give us towels...
We rolled a simple slip n slide and a Basic sprinkler like below...we used to dodge those all day and pretend the water was the gunfire, diving left, diving right, charging the sprinkler...it would go on for hours
Yep, my dad told us to "air dry" also...lol


 

b00ts

pews&vrooms
Amateur Fighter
Oct 21, 2015
5,599
8,635
We rolled a simple slip n slide and a Basic sprinkler like below...we used to dodge those all day and pretend the water was the gunfire, diving left, diving right, charging the sprinkler...it would go on for hours
Yep, my dad told us to "air dry" also...lol


The year we discovered Visqueen was the same year we all broke at least one bone
 

Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
First 100
Jan 17, 2015
71,713
71,599
The year we discovered Visqueen was the same year we all broke at least one bone
Oh, lol

Only used a basic slip and slide, luckily our property had a big hill at a 30 degree angle so water flowed fast and their was a muddy pool at bottom of slope.

I did slide off huge rafts before as an adult, but never tried visqueen sliding
 

b00ts

pews&vrooms
Amateur Fighter
Oct 21, 2015
5,599
8,635
Dad was in HVAC and would get huge sections of it from work. You could run full speed and slide to maybe the middle. We tried playing hockey on some once with a bar of soap as the puck.
 

Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
First 100
Jan 17, 2015
71,713
71,599
Dad was in HVAC and would get huge sections of it from work. You could run full speed and slide to maybe the middle. We tried playing hockey on some once with a bar of soap as the puck.
Oh shit
no wonder it broke bones...sounds wild and amazingly fun
 

Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
25,819
59,498
What an absolute failure of a father
My daughter looked at the “Splash Tunnel” I built her and she called me a “Fuckboy” and a “Do-nothing Bitch”. Then she went into the living room and tore up all my body building magazines.
My wife and her boyfriend took her out for ice cream while she cools down.
 
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My daughter looked at the “Splash Tunnel” I built her and she called me a “Fuckboy” and a “Do-nothing Bitch”. Then she went into the living room and tore up all my body building magazines.
My wife and her boyfriend took her out for ice cream while she cools down.
Let me guess, you tried to stop her but she overpowered you?
 
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1372

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My daughter looked at the “Splash Tunnel” I built her and she called me a “Fuckboy” and a “Do-nothing Bitch”. Then she went into the living room and tore up all my body building magazines.
My wife and her boyfriend took her out for ice cream while she cools down.
I'm still laughing at this ten minutes later
 

Onetrickpony

Stay gold
Nov 21, 2016
14,037
32,313
We rolled a simple slip n slide and a Basic sprinkler like below...we used to dodge those all day and pretend the water was the gunfire, diving left, diving right, charging the sprinkler...it would go on for hours
Yep, my dad told us to "air dry" also...lol


 

Wild

Zi Nazi
Admin
Dec 31, 2014
85,161
123,536
Look at this shit. I feel better about myself now. I’m not a moron. I’m just a working class hero getting grifted for wanting the finer things in life.
How the fuck did you not read the Google reviews before buying? That’s internet 101 bro.