General METH squirrel

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B.D.

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Nov 8, 2018
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You know, I have a few squirrels I've hand fed for years and years. Several generations worth, going back a couple decades. A few let me pet them from time to time, and come when called. But one, one day, was spooked. Hawks had been flying overhead, and she was agitated. I put down some walnuts for her, and she started eating. I then petted her, trying to soothe her, as I'd done many times in the past.

Except this time she lost her shit, and attacked my hand. Quicker than my brain could even register. Shredded one finger and thumb, and sank her little teeth into the meat in between. I bled like a stuck pig. Still have the scars almost a decade on.

If you fed one meth and turned it loose, may God have mercy on your soul, because you can be sure that little critter won't.
 

otaku1

TMMAC Addict
Jul 16, 2015
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You know, I have a few squirrels I've hand fed for years and years. Several generations worth, going back a couple decades. A few let me pet them from time to time, and come when called. But one, one day, was spooked. Hawks had been flying overhead, and she was agitated. I put down some walnuts for her, and she started eating. I then petted her, trying to soothe her, as I'd done many times in the past.

Except this time she lost her shit, and attacked my hand. Quicker than my brain could even register. Shredded one finger and thumb, and sank her little teeth into the meat in between. I bled like a stuck pig. Still have the scars almost a decade on.

If you fed one meth and turned it loose, may God have mercy on your soul, because you can be sure that little critter won't.
I knew Hawks were good birds.
Good to know that they go for squirrels