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Jan 21, 2015
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Long story short, I actually got slapped last night by this bitch ass fool last night.

Place was PACKED, and a bit understaffed. Those kids were working hard but things got a bit backed up and several people including me had to wait a little longer than usual. Not so bad, maybe 5 extra minutes. No big deal

But this cunt was getting all stressed about it and started a huge fuss, yelling at the manager that his food should be ready and causing a scene. I guess he knew some people who worked there because he was referring to them by first name and trying them to get special attention from them to hurry up his order in front of everyone else's. Picking on this one poor kid behind the counter saying shit like he helped him out once and owes him a favor or whatever

Anyways, everyone was really annoyed and uncomfortable by this dude who kept getting more belligerent. There were little kids there too and he was even cussing people out swearing with no regard. But no one was saying shit. Even the manager was lost and didn't know how to handle the guy

So I stepped up and tried to calm him down, saying its OK, everyone else is being patient, they are working hard just wait a few minutes he'll get his food, etc. Well this just made him madder and he starts going off on me. I should have kept calm but now he was all in my face so I told him to stop his bitching.

Dude went NUTS, yelling that I 'was not in a position to talk down to me like that' and getting all tough. One family left without their food because their kid was getting scared because he really looked like he was gonna start a fight.

I had no intention of getting in an actual fistfight in a Taco Bueno lol so I just shook my head and told him he wasn't worth my time.

Then he SLAPPED me.

He fucking slapped me, lol

Wasn't even a hard slap, it was WEAK, like a bitch slap. It didn't even sting, like imagine the faggiest slap you can think of and that is what this dude did.

I just laughed, told him it was a little bitch slap, asked if that's all he had. I knew then clearly he was all talk and there is no honor in fighting a bitch that doesn't even know how to fight, like hitting women. I chose to be the bigger man and not start a scene in front of a bunch of kids.

Anyways, my food came and I just left.

Dude FOLLOWS me outside, keeps running his mouth but not actually engaging. I just laughed and walked away. I get in my car but he keeps yelling. He says something weird about sleeping I didn't even understand (?) lol just drove away.

Anyways, was just good to remind myself about how to be a real man and not get all emasculated trying to get sucked into stupid shit from little bitches who lose their shit at a fast food restaurant and think its cool to throw fag slaps at anyone who tries to point out what a bitch they are. I'm older and wiser now, I pick my fights much more selectively. I'm confident in myself I don't have to fist up to prove my manhood or whatever to fools like that.

Flame away.
 
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MMAPlaywright

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A real man would have KO’d him, shit on him and walked off with his food. That’s what being a real man is all about, my friend.
 

Never_Rolled

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Long story short, I actually got slapped last night by this bitch ass fool last night.

Place was PACKED, and a bit understaffed. Those kids were working hard but things got a bit backed up and several people including me had to wait a little longer than usual. Not so bad, maybe 5 extra minutes. No big deal

But this cunt was getting all stressed about it and started a huge fuss, yelling at the manager that his food should be ready and causing a scene. I guess he knew some people who worked there because he was referring to them by first name and trying them to get special attention from them to hurry up his order in front of everyone else's. Picking on this one poor kid behind the grill saying shit like he helped him out once and owes him a favor or whatever

Anyways, everyone was really annoyed and uncomfortable by this dude who kept getting more belligerent. There were little kids there too and he was even cussing people out swearing with no regard. But being the pussy society we are, no one said shit.

So I tried to calm him down, saying its OK, everyone is being patient, they are working hard just wait a few minutes he'll get his food, etc. Well this just made him madder and he starts going off on me. I should have kept calm but now he was all in my face so I told him to stop his bitching.

Dude went NUTS, yelling that I 'was not in a position to talk down to me like that' and getting all tough. One family left without their food because their kid was getting scared because he really looked like he was gonna start a fight.

I had no intention of getting in an actual fistfight in a Taco Bueno lol so I just shook my head and told him he wasn't worth my time.

Then he SLAPPED me.

He fucking slapped me, lol

Wasn't even a hard slap, it was WEAK, like a bitch slap. It didn't even sting, like imagine the faggiest slap you can think of and that is what this dude did.

I just laughed, told him it was a little bitch slap. If that's all he had I knew he was all talk and there is no honor in fighting a bitch that doesn't even know how to fight. I chose to be the bigger man and not start a scene in front of a bunch of kids.

Anyways, my food came and I just left.

Dude FOLLOWS me outside, keeps running his mouth but not actually engaging. I just laughed and walked away. I get in my car but he keeps yelling. He says something weird about sleeping I didn't even understand (?) lol just drove away.

Anyways, was just good to remind myself about how to be a real man and not get all emasculated trying to get sucked into stupid shit from little bitches who lose their shit at a fast restaurant and think its cool to throw fag slaps at anyone who tries to point out what a bitch they are.

Flame away.
I think a drawing of the perp would help. Was he in Gi pants?
 
Jan 21, 2015
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A real man would have KO’d him, shit on him and walked off with his food. That’s what being a real man is all about, my friend.
trust me if you saw this dude and felt the girly slap you would agree. There is no honor in fighting anyone like that. I would say dishonor actually

especially in a fucking Taco Bueno lol
 

otaku1

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Jul 16, 2015
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Long story short, I actually got slapped last night by this bitch ass fool last night.

Place was PACKED, and a bit understaffed. Those kids were working hard but things got a bit backed up and several people including me had to wait a little longer than usual. Not so bad, maybe 5 extra minutes. No big deal

But this cunt was getting all stressed about it and started a huge fuss, yelling at the manager that his food should be ready and causing a scene. I guess he knew some people who worked there because he was referring to them by first name and trying them to get special attention from them to hurry up his order in front of everyone else's. Picking on this one poor kid behind the counter saying shit like he helped him out once and owes him a favor or whatever

Anyways, everyone was really annoyed and uncomfortable by this dude who kept getting more belligerent. There were little kids there too and he was even cussing people out swearing with no regard. But no one was saying shit. Even the manager was lost and didn't know how to handle the guy

So I stepped up and tried to calm him down, saying its OK, everyone else is being patient, they are working hard just wait a few minutes he'll get his food, etc. Well this just made him madder and he starts going off on me. I should have kept calm but now he was all in my face so I told him to stop his bitching.

Dude went NUTS, yelling that I 'was not in a position to talk down to me like that' and getting all tough. One family left without their food because their kid was getting scared because he really looked like he was gonna start a fight.

I had no intention of getting in an actual fistfight in a Taco Bueno lol so I just shook my head and told him he wasn't worth my time.

Then he SLAPPED me.

He fucking slapped me, lol

Wasn't even a hard slap, it was WEAK, like a bitch slap. It didn't even sting, like imagine the faggiest slap you can think of and that is what this dude did.

I just laughed, told him it was a little bitch slap, asked if that's all he had. I knew then clearly he was all talk and there is no honor in fighting a bitch that doesn't even know how to fight, like hitting women. I chose to be the bigger man and not start a scene in front of a bunch of kids.

Anyways, my food came and I just left.

Dude FOLLOWS me outside, keeps running his mouth but not actually engaging. I just laughed and walked away. I get in my car but he keeps yelling. He says something weird about sleeping I didn't even understand (?) lol just drove away.

Anyways, was just good to remind myself about how to be a real man and not get all emasculated trying to get sucked into stupid shit from little bitches who lose their shit at a fast food restaurant and think its cool to throw fag slaps at anyone who tries to point out what a bitch they are. I'm older and wiser now, I pick my fights much more selectively. I'm confident in myself I don't have to fist up to prove my manhood or whatever to fools like that.

Flame away.
 

Grateful Dude

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I’m not going to flame you about getting slapped by an insecure man-boy.


However......you went to a fucking Taco Bueno?!

I’m disappointed on behalf of taco lovers across the continent about your decision to eat there.



;)
 

jason73

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Jan 15, 2015
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Long story short, I actually got slapped last night by this bitch ass fool last night.

Place was PACKED, and a bit understaffed. Those kids were working hard but things got a bit backed up and several people including me had to wait a little longer than usual. Not so bad, maybe 5 extra minutes. No big deal

But this cunt was getting all stressed about it and started a huge fuss, yelling at the manager that his food should be ready and causing a scene. I guess he knew some people who worked there because he was referring to them by first name and trying them to get special attention from them to hurry up his order in front of everyone else's. Picking on this one poor kid behind the counter saying shit like he helped him out once and owes him a favor or whatever

Anyways, everyone was really annoyed and uncomfortable by this dude who kept getting more belligerent. There were little kids there too and he was even cussing people out swearing with no regard. But no one was saying shit. Even the manager was lost and didn't know how to handle the guy

So I stepped up and tried to calm him down, saying its OK, everyone else is being patient, they are working hard just wait a few minutes he'll get his food, etc. Well this just made him madder and he starts going off on me. I should have kept calm but now he was all in my face so I told him to stop his bitching.

Dude went NUTS, yelling that I 'was not in a position to talk down to me like that' and getting all tough. One family left without their food because their kid was getting scared because he really looked like he was gonna start a fight.

I had no intention of getting in an actual fistfight in a Taco Bueno lol so I just shook my head and told him he wasn't worth my time.

Then he SLAPPED me.

He fucking slapped me, lol

Wasn't even a hard slap, it was WEAK, like a bitch slap. It didn't even sting, like imagine the faggiest slap you can think of and that is what this dude did.

I just laughed, told him it was a little bitch slap, asked if that's all he had. I knew then clearly he was all talk and there is no honor in fighting a bitch that doesn't even know how to fight, like hitting women. I chose to be the bigger man and not start a scene in front of a bunch of kids.

Anyways, my food came and I just left.

Dude FOLLOWS me outside, keeps running his mouth but not actually engaging. I just laughed and walked away. I get in my car but he keeps yelling. He says something weird about sleeping I didn't even understand (?) lol just drove away.

Anyways, was just good to remind myself about how to be a real man and not get all emasculated trying to get sucked into stupid shit from little bitches who lose their shit at a fast food restaurant and think its cool to throw fag slaps at anyone who tries to point out what a bitch they are. I'm older and wiser now, I pick my fights much more selectively. I'm confident in myself I don't have to fist up to prove my manhood or whatever to fools like that.

Flame away.
 

Hong Kong Phooey

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Feb 12, 2015
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I’m not going to flame you about getting slapped by an insecure man-boy.


However......you went to a fucking Taco Bueno?!

I’m disappointed on behalf of taco lovers across the continent about your decision to eat there.



;)
Zactly GDude , stopped reading at Taco Nobueno
 

Wintermute

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Apr 24, 2015
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trust me if you saw this dude and felt the girly slap you would agree. There is no honor in fighting anyone like that. I would say dishonor actually

especially in a fucking Taco Bueno lol
No, but there IS a lesson: you don't slap a grown man and keep your teeth. Now he's going to think he can intimidate other people the way he intimidated you. I know YOU weren't intimidated, but look at it from his point of view. He's going to try it with someone who's less patient and get flatlined.

Also, WTF is a Taco Bueno?!
 

Splinty

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No, but there IS a lesson: you don't slap a grown man and keep your teeth. Now he's going to think he can intimidate other people the way he intimidated you. I know YOU weren't intimidated, but look at it from his point of view. He's going to try it with someone who's less patient and get flatlined.

Also, WTF is a Taco Bueno?!

 

BenAskrensStrikingcoach

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Jan 30, 2015
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I kind of agree with you here OP, but when some cunt raises his hand its normally instinct to throw first, especially if hes in your face.

Well done keeping the head together.