General Who the hell prefers green apples to red apples?

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SuperPig

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I would also like to go on record as stating that both the Golden and Red Delicious apples are not at all delicious. They're ok but shitty texture. Mealy.
 

Papi Chingon

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I would also like to go on record as stating that both the Golden and Red Delicious apples are not at all delicious. They're ok but shitty texture. Mealy.
Red delicious should be sued for false advertsing.

I will also go on record as to say that the green apple is responsible for carnies not having any teeth. Sure, the caramel is to blame as well, but that is the only thing that makes them edible.
 

sparkuri

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I mostly just eat asian pears
we have a tree with 5 varieties on it...yields about 120lbs a year
I had an Asian pear tree at the house I was renting a few years ago, for 8 years I harvested that thing and it came with hundreds and hundreds of Asian pears, I didn't even know what to do with them all but I juiced as many as I could.
It's crazy to think at the supermarket they're charging like 3 bucks a piece for them.

I had a million dollar tree and I juiced it for every cent I could.

Green apples are great, almost all apples are. At that house we had a Chehalis Apple Tree we planted, it yielded amazing apples.
Now I've got one that yields hundreds, but mainly for juicing, pies, apple crisp & jarring.

Apples kill cancer.

"An apple a day keeps the dr. away, and every once in awhile, eat the core(trace cyanide)."
-Great grandma
 

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Generally, red > green.
but green apples can be okay unless it's not shiny granny smith with a leathery skin.

I feel that for apples that grow on trees wild outside different rules apply. here green apples can be great, especially if they are not sweet, but heavy, small and hard.

Imma say: Elstar, Booskopp, Braeburn and on a pery day I'll eat a golden delicious twice a year.
 

SuperPig

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That's on my Spotify Yatch Rock playlist.
Yacht Rock was the first station I programmed on my SUV when I bought it a month or so ago. Never listen to it in the Audi but it fits the SUV nicely.


Also the lead singer of Ambrosia, David Peck, is related to one of my surgeons and he plays a lot of it when operating. Good times.
 

La Paix

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Yacht Rock was the first station I programmed on my SUV when I bought it a month or so ago. Never listen to it in the Audi but it fits the SUV nicely.


Also the lead singer of Ambrosia, David Peck, is related to one of my surgeons and he plays a lot of it when operating. Good times.
You referring to Sirius radio? I haven't had that in a long time but I remember Yatch Rock being on for only a few month of the year.
 

SuperPig

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You referring to Sirius radio? I haven't had that in a long time but I remember Yatch Rock being on for only a few month of the year.
Yep. I think it's a permanent station now. I've had it since 2005 because I drive so much and sometimes I don't even have phone signal so streaming isn't possible.

Nothing but Ambrosia, Boz Skaggs, Little River Band, etc. So good when I'm in traffic and want to murder everyone but the mellow grooves take over.






Back to topic, honey crisp rules. Fuji and gala are dope too. Red delicious is a liar.
 
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The red is a better apple to begin with because it’s been bred to be that way, because of its sweet taste and firm meat that goes down to its core, and they can last longer and look better because of their better shapes and they’re bred to be the better apple because this goes back all the way to the market days when during the apple trade’n the big… the owner… the farm owner would breed his big red delicious to his big gala so that he could have red apples, see.
 

jason73

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delicious apples are meant for baking . if you eat them raw you are a savage. same as alol the shitty green types. they taste like sour piss because the need to be made into pies and covered with cinnamon and brown sugar to cut the sour taste
 

Papi Chingon

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Yep. I think it's a permanent station now. I've had it since 2005 because I drive so much and sometimes I don't even have phone signal so streaming isn't possible.

Nothing but Ambrosia, Boz Skaggs, Little River Band, etc. So good when I'm in traffic and want to murder everyone but the mellow grooves take over.






Back to topic, honey crisp rules. Fuji and gala are dope too. Red delicious is a liar.
Boz Skaggs is great.

Halfway go fuck yourself.