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Aight sonny, when you get out of mommy’s basement for good (which I’ll give you credit for last year as you did leave her house and show up and bow down and buy my beers), let me know......
Ok let me clear this up for anyone who actually believes your bullshit.

1. Waitress comes and asks if we're ready for the check. We are, so we say yes.

2. As she turns around to leave, I tap her on the shoulder and very quickly and quietly say "hey just put his and my order together". We had both been drinking alcohol while IschKabibble @IschKabibble wasn't drinking (I think he had something to eat but no alcohol of any kind), so I didn't think it was fair to ask him to pay for part of your bill.

3. The check comes and the waitress hands Isch his bill for the food he ordered and me the bill that included our beers (you drank Bud Light draft and I drank Stella draft).

I quickly put my debit card in the bill before you can protest. Then our conversation went as follows:

You: "What are you doing? What's going on?"

Me: "Man, you're a guest in my state. It's only right that I pay. If I ever travel to England/the Midlands, we can meet up and you can repay the favor."

You: "Thanks man. You really didn't have to do that."

Me: "Like I said, it's no big deal. Most self-respecting men would do the same with someone who was visiting from overseas."

Then I put you in a headlock when we were in the parking lot.
 

Robbie Hart

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Ok let me clear this up for anyone who actually believes your bullshit.

1. Waitress comes and asks if we're ready for the check. We are, so we say yes.

2. As she turns around to leave, I tap her on the shoulder and very quickly and quietly say "hey just put his and my order together". We had both been drinking alcohol while IschKabibble @IschKabibble wasn't drinking (I think he had something to eat but no alcohol of any kind), so I didn't think it was fair to ask him to pay for part of your bill.

3. The check comes and the waitress hands Isch his bill for the food he ordered and me the bill that included our beers (you drank Bud Light draft and I drank Stella draft).

I quickly put my debit card in the bill before you can protest. Then our conversation went as follows:

You: "What are you doing? What's going on?"

Me: "Man, you're a guest in my state. It's only right that I pay. If I ever travel to England/the Midlands, we can meet up and you can repay the favor."

You: "Thanks man. You really didn't have to do that."

Me: "Like I said, it's no big deal. Most self-respecting men would do the same with someone who was visiting from overseas."

Then I put you in a headlock when we were in the parking lot.
Fucking great story, you’re good at that, I have to say.....what you didn’t reveal, amongst your bullshit account of what happened, is that after the waitress handed you your receipt,you tried to hug me like a homo and I looked over at the waitress like “we got one of them there homo’s here looks”...at which point she smiled in a “I know, just let it go” way......
 

IschKabibble

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Fucking great story, you’re good at that, I have to say.....what you didn’t reveal, amongst your bullshit account of what happened, is that after the waitress handed you your receipt,you tried to hug me like a homo and I looked over at the waitress like “we got one of them there homo’s here looks”...at which point she smiled in a “I know, just let it go” way......
silentsinger @silentsinger is gonna get jealous
 

YourDaddyDevilAndLord

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So Rey and Kylo are the reincarnation of Anakin split into the light side and the dark. They will come together, turn into Anakin and bring balance to the force. Of course the dark side is male and the female is the light.
 

Hauler

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So Rey and Kylo are the reincarnation of Anakin split into the light side and the dark. They will come together, turn into Anakin and bring balance to the force. Of course the dark side is male and the female is the light.