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Ok let me clear this up for anyone who actually believes your bullshit.Aight sonny, when you get out of mommy’s basement for good (which I’ll give you credit for last year as you did leave her house and show up and bow down and buy my beers), let me know......
1. Waitress comes and asks if we're ready for the check. We are, so we say yes.
2. As she turns around to leave, I tap her on the shoulder and very quickly and quietly say "hey just put his and my order together". We had both been drinking alcohol while @IschKabibble wasn't drinking (I think he had something to eat but no alcohol of any kind), so I didn't think it was fair to ask him to pay for part of your bill.
3. The check comes and the waitress hands Isch his bill for the food he ordered and me the bill that included our beers (you drank Bud Light draft and I drank Stella draft).
I quickly put my debit card in the bill before you can protest. Then our conversation went as follows:
You: "What are you doing? What's going on?"
Me: "Man, you're a guest in my state. It's only right that I pay. If I ever travel to England/the Midlands, we can meet up and you can repay the favor."
You: "Thanks man. You really didn't have to do that."
Me: "Like I said, it's no big deal. Most self-respecting men would do the same with someone who was visiting from overseas."
Then I put you in a headlock when we were in the parking lot.