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silentsinger

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and I really like it.

Okay I poshed it up a bit getting it delivered and cut my Crunch Wrap Supreme in half with an actual knife but it held its shape, it didn't dribble down my chin or my arms.

*cue the fast food's bad crowd. I'm the sort of twat who orders the grilled chicken salad and 0% fat honey mustard dressing salad from Chik-Fil-A.
 
RaginCajun

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silentsinger said:
and I really like it.

Okay I poshed it up a bit getting it delivered and cut my Crunch Wrap Supreme in half with an actual knife but it held its shape, it didn't dribble down my chin or my arms.

*cue the fast food's bad crowd. I'm the sort of twat who orders the grilled chicken salad and 0% fat honey mustard dressing salad from Chik-Fil-A.
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madmav

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dude.. back in 1984 or so, me and my friends went to taco bell, while in line we noticed a older woman who shirt was propped open and you could see her tits.. her nipples were painted gold.. anywho, still to this day i can't eat a taco supreme without thinking of those golden nipples
 
RaginCajun

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madmav said:
dude.. back in 1984 or so, me and my friends went to taco bell, while in line we noticed a older woman who shirt was propped open and you could see her tits.. her nipples were painted gold.. anywho, still to this day i can't eat a taco supreme without thinking of those golden nipples
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silentsinger

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madmav said:
dude.. back in 1984 or so, me and my friends went to taco bell, while in line we noticed a older woman who shirt was propped open and you could see her tits.. her nipples were painted gold.. anywho, still to this day i can't eat a taco supreme without thinking of those golden nipples
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Gross pizza nipples when you wanted tacos?
 
Judobill

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When I was 18, I worked for a food service company. One of the places we supplied food to was Taco Bell. I remember this one box of ground beef that must have fallen off a pallet or something. It was outside for a couple days in the sun. We refroze it and sent it out.
 
Splinty

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Since OP is apparently terrible at this....

Taco Bell once had a cheesy gordita crunch.





It's no longer on the menu (at least here, MMAHAWK @MMAHAWK ) , but you can order it anyways and they will make it.

But you are here to live the high life

You want a DORITO cheesy gordita crunch



No it's not on the menu. Yes you can still order it.

But again, shoot for the moon so you miss and land on the clouds (like Kanye taught you)

You want to make that a DOUBLE cheesy gordita crunch. Also no longer on the menu, but available.



And ask them to make it in a Doritos shell, but not just any...get the FIERY DORITOS ONE. Now you are eating an off-off menu item - A FIERY DORITOS DOUBLE cheesy gordita crunch.

Turns out at Taco bell you can doritos shell ANYTHING that has a hard shell.


You're welcome, pleb.
 
MMAHAWK

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Splinty said:
Since OP is apparently terrible at this....

Taco Bell once had a cheesy gordita crunch.





It's no longer on the menu, but you can order it anyways and they will make it.

But you are here to live the high life

You want a DORITO cheesy gordita crunch



No it's not on the menu. Yes you can still order it.

But again, shoot for the moon so you miss and land on the clouds (like Kanye taught you)

You want to make that a DOUBLE cheesy gordita crunch. Also no longer on the menu, but available.



And ask them to make it in a Doritos shell, but not just any...get the FIERY DORITOS ONE. Now you are eating an off-off menu item - A FIERY DORITOS DOUBLE cheesy gordita crunch.

Turns out at Taco bell you can doritos shell ANYTHING that has a hard shell.


You're welcome, pleb.
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What you talkin bout Splinty



 
MMAHAWK

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Splinty said:
Not on the physical menus here anymore. Also note the inability to doritos shell it on the website. Or do the double gordita.
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Perhaps not in international waters but the cheesy Gordita crunch is still on Cali menus. And is the 4th item on the online menu under specialties.
 
Splinty

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MMAHAWK said:
Perhaps not in international waters but the cheesy Gordita crunch is still on Cali menus. And is the 4th item on the online menu under specialties.
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Texas aint international waters, but they have apparently been testing on us:

Reddit tacobell is full of different stuff changing and retiring over the last 2 years with more happening now, INCLUDING MY BELOVED FIERY DORITOS SHELL! OP get it while you can!


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/tacobell/comments/czb9t6/trying_all_the_retiring_items_for_lunch_3_doritos/


Edit
Oh shit found a link https://www.tacobell.com/food/ /doritos-cheesy-gordita-crunch
hidden website menu too!
 
silentsinger

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Splinty said:
Texas aint international waters, but they have apparently been testing on us:

Reddit tacobell is full of different stuff changing and retiring over the last 2 years with more happening now, INCLUDING MY BELOVED FIERY DORITOS SHELL! OP get it while you can!


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/tacobell/comments/czb9t6/trying_all_the_retiring_items_for_lunch_3_doritos/


edit
Oh shit found a link https://www.tacobell.com/food/ /doritos-cheesy-gordita-crunch
hidden website menu too!
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You okay, Splinty?
 
Robbie Hart

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MMAHAWK said:
Perhaps not in international waters but the cheesy Gordita crunch is still on Cali menus. And is the 4th item on the online menu under specialties.
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He’s arguing with you over factual evidence he cannot refute, yet he continues to try to angle

Pink splintiotomy again
 
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MMAHAWK said:
Perhaps not in international waters but the cheesy Gordita crunch is still on Cali menus. And is the 4th item on the online menu under specialties.
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#10 at Taco Bells in Florida.

Texas is a shithole
 
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OP lost her Taco Bell virginity 60 years to the day after losing her actual virginity
 
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