Dressed like a goddamn civil war era bartender (complete with stupid mustache, suspenders, arm garters, and a goddamn bowtie)... Asks the barista for some obscure coffee (they don't have, to his eye rolling annoyance), orders a whatever, asks if they have organic oat milk (they didn't), then tells her that he'll be outside waiting for his drink...... This fucker goes outside, pulls out a goddamn tobacco corn cob looking pipe, and starts smoking it
This is very helpful now that you've also in the same post taught me that sleeve garters are a thing. My tailor and I will get a good laugh at this
he left? too bad.It's too bad N @Never_Rolled took his ball and went home, he would no shit be in here to tell you and me about how his Palm Beach tailor is better than anything in Texas.
And he'd be right.he would no shit be in here to tell you and me about how his Palm Beach tailor is better than anything in Texas.
Nope, I've got a big wonky head and they don't look right on me.do you have a cowboy hat?
Same here. If you were to see me wearing a cowboy hat, you’d immediately be able to tell that I’m not native to TX Almost 20 years here though, and I’m slowly assimilating, so perhaps one day I’ll get there.don't look right on me
Dude, if you were in that coffee shop, you still wouldn't have been as annoying and douchy as that guy..... Hell, we may both have started kicking his assI knew that dressing up in that costume and following you to a coffee shop would annoy you lol
Dear God Man..... Do NOT get goddamn sleeve gartersThis is very helpful now that you've also in the same post taught me that sleeve garters are a thing. My tailor and I will get a good laugh at this
And when did braces start being called garters. I mean the trouser over the shoulder affairs.Dear God Man..... Do NOT get goddamn sleeve garters
I literally have no idea what you are saying here..... Google translate just told me "Stop Drinking" when I entered this text in it.And when did braces start being called garters. I mean the trouser over the shoulder affairs.
No one ever has any idea what you are trying to say.And when did braces start being called garters. I mean the trouser over the shoulder affairs.
I always think of braces as the Y-back kind of suspenders...but I don't think it matters. But garters are the frilly armbands that ol' timey bartenders wear.And when did braces start being called garters. I mean the trouser over the shoulder affairs.
Or douchebag corn cob pipe smoking, suspenders wearing, coffee house hipstersI always think of braces as the Y-back kind of suspenders...but I don't think it matters. But garters are the frilly armbands that ol' timey bartenders wear.
yeah.Or douchebag corn cob pipe smoking, suspenders wearing, coffee house hipsters
See? Someone gets it.I always think of braces as the Y-back kind of suspenders...but I don't think it matters. But garters are the frilly armbands that ol' timey bartenders wear.
@Splinty pink her for this nonsenseSee? Someone gets it.