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Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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Dressed like a goddamn civil war era bartender (complete with stupid mustache, suspenders, arm garters, and a goddamn bowtie)... Asks the barista for some obscure coffee (they don't have, to his eye rolling annoyance), orders a whatever, asks if they have organic oat milk (they didn't), then tells her that he'll be outside waiting for his drink...... This fucker goes outside, pulls out a goddamn tobacco corn cob looking pipe, and starts smoking it



View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
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It's too bad N @Never_Rolled took his ball and went home, he would no shit be in here to tell you and me about how his Palm Beach tailor is better than anything in Texas.
he left? too bad.

he'd be right. but you can't get a Stetson fitted in Palm Beach. Mine's got just a little Taco and nice Shovel on the front.

do you have a cowboy hat?
 
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I knew that dressing up in that costume and following you to a coffee shop would annoy you lol
 

Grateful Dude

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May 30, 2016
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don't look right on me
Same here. If you were to see me wearing a cowboy hat, you’d immediately be able to tell that I’m not native to TX :D Almost 20 years here though, and I’m slowly assimilating, so perhaps one day I’ll get there.
 
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This is very helpful now that you've also in the same post taught me that sleeve garters are a thing. My tailor and I will get a good laugh at this
Dear God Man..... Do NOT get goddamn sleeve garters
 

Filthy

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Jun 28, 2016
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And when did braces start being called garters. I mean the trouser over the shoulder affairs.
I always think of braces as the Y-back kind of suspenders...but I don't think it matters. But garters are the frilly armbands that ol' timey bartenders wear.
 
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I always think of braces as the Y-back kind of suspenders...but I don't think it matters. But garters are the frilly armbands that ol' timey bartenders wear.
Or douchebag corn cob pipe smoking, suspenders wearing, coffee house hipsters