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Splinty

Shake 'em off
Admin
Dec 31, 2014
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They got off completely on the wrong foot...Let's leave that one alone
Like you and me. Remember when you said you'd gut me on first sight and then I said I'd gut your mom, and then you said, "I know you are but what am I!?!?!?!?!"

Oh man. Thought we'd never recover.
 

Disciplined Galt

Disciplina et Frugalis
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
26,030
30,881
Like you and me. Remember when you said you'd gut me on first sight and then I said I'd gut your mom, and then you said, "I know you are but what am I!?!?!?!?!"

Oh man. Thought we'd never recover.
Never mind banning Thailand for a year fricking rtard
 

Too swole to control

I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken
Oct 28, 2015
5,879
9,590
Not something you see everyday. I saw this towel on the floor and was Gona steal it. But it was covered in blood. So no thx.

 

Too swole to control

I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken
Oct 28, 2015
5,879
9,590
Shit dude, just go buy a new towel. Nasty as fuck. Wash it or not, for all you know that was some dirty fucks cum rag.
I do buy new towels. I don't have any hotel towels in my house
And idk what world you are living in where there is cum on a towel after you run it thru the wash but that isn't a world I Wana be a part of
 

Freeloading Rusty

Here comes Rover, sniffin’ at your ass
Jan 11, 2016
26,916
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I do buy new towels. I don't have any hotel towels in my house
And idk what world you are living in where there is cum on a towel after you run it thru the wash but that isn't a world I Wana be a part of
If another man has even potentially cummed on a towel, I dont want to use it, washed or not.

Go to the fucking dollar store and get yourself some towels if you are that desperate. Even better wait for a department store flier sale, those bitches are cheaper that running a cum rag through the wash to use as your personal towel.
 

RaginCajun

The Reigning Undisputed Monsters Tournament Champ
Oct 25, 2015
36,980
93,871
I do buy new towels. I don't have any hotel towels in my house
And idk what world you are living in where there is cum on a towel after you run it thru the wash but that isn't a world I Wana be a part of
Do you want a pregnant washing machine cause that's how you get one. I know plenty of dudes paying quarters every month to some washing machine that said it was on the pill.
 

Too swole to control

I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken
Oct 28, 2015
5,879
9,590
If another man has even potentially cummed on a towel, I dont want to use it, washed or not.

Go to the fucking dollar store and get yourself some towels if you are that desperate. Even better wait for a department store flier sale, those bitches are cheaper that running a cum rag through the wash to use as your personal towel.
I go to bed bath and beyond. I'm not desperate. Also unless u r fucking virgins, every girl u r with has been cunmed on/in. So save me your towel speech.
 

Too swole to control

I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken
Oct 28, 2015
5,879
9,590
Was tryna pass out and another girl called me. Try to post pic of her too before I fall sleep. She has size F boobs