NSFW Think I'm working security tonight

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So I'm still married. And it looks like I'ma be working security for this girl I know. Last time I did it got pretty sketchy. She's coming in from out of state tonight I believe. Put the NSFW tag just in case it gets weird. She weighs like 183lbs and has the tightest gunt ever. It is stupid tight. I will update later if anything gross happens
 
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Not something you see every day. I saw this towel on the floor and decided to steal it. Plus it was covered in piss and shit. So thx.

 

HEATH VON DOOM

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Oct 21, 2015
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Great thread, would read again right after I kick your ass. You fucking pussy ass bitch sitting behind your phone talking shit like a bitch.
 
M

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Not the best pic but I said I'd post one. Other pic has her dick and my face in it. Good morning.

 

Onetrickpony

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Remember when I visited that club you were bouncing at and you didn't want to let me in?


View: https://youtu.be/WSe48FUDvWM
No. I do not.

If ever I was bouncing I would let you bypass the line and go into the bar. That's what friends do for each other.

But, you need to realize that these fantasies you have about being a man who can defend himself and who others find intimidating, are not in any way, realistic whatsoever.
 
M

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No. I do not.

If ever I was bouncing I would let you bypass the line and go into the bar. That's what friends do for each other.

But, you need to realize that these fantasies you have about being a man who can defend himself and who others find intimidating, are not in any way, realistic whatsoever.
Do you think I can defend me self?
 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
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No. I do not.

If ever I was bouncing I would let you bypass the line and go into the bar. That's what friends do for each other.

But, you need to realize that these fantasies you have about being a man who can defend himself and who others find intimidating, are not in any way, realistic whatsoever.
Bro, he's like 6'9" and shredded, irl. He had some BJJ black belt ducking him a while back if memory serves.
 

ShatsBassoon

Throwing bombs & banging moms
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Jan 14, 2015
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No. I do not.

If ever I was bouncing I would let you bypass the line and go into the bar. That's what friends do for each other.

But, you need to realize that these fantasies you have about being a man who can defend himself and who others find intimidating, are not in any way, realistic whatsoever.
He posted the wrong link, bro. This is actually how itd go down


View: https://m.imgur.com/gallery/dZryv
 
M

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No. I do not.

If ever I was bouncing I would let you bypass the line and go into the bar. That's what friends do for each other.

But, you need to realize that these fantasies you have about being a man who can defend himself and who others find intimidating, are not in any way, realistic whatsoever.
Tell everyone who fucked your eye up. Go ahead
 
M

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The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.

You choose to comment on my disability instead of arguing with my initial post because you damn well know that no matter my ocular situation, if you stepped up to me, I would fucking end you.
We'll fucking see about that when the border re-opens