NSFW I think I am going to make wine

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Do you like a bottle of wine as a gift?


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Jdog93

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Jun 2, 2016
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Tonight I will sneaking over to a neighbour's orchard and getting enough grapes to start.

I'm going commando!
What does not wearing underwear have to do with it?

Less restricted??

Now that I think about it.

Free balling it is the way to go for stealth missions and what not.
 

HEATH VON DOOM

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Oct 21, 2015
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Tonight I will sneaking over to a neighbour's orchard and getting enough grapes to start.

I'm going commando!
Do you ferment in a carboy or do you have a different setup? I made wine in a carboy and it was alright but if you make more than 5 gallons that gets expensive
 

Lamont Cranston

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What does not wearing underwear have to do with it?

Less restricted??

Now that I think about it.

Free balling it is the way to go for stealth missions and what not.
Free balling makes many things better...
 

Enock-O-Lypse Now!

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Jun 19, 2016
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In the past I used to make wine for xmas present to friends and family.

I didn't for a bit because I was too busy to do so but I am thinking of starting again.

Do you like wine as a gift?
If your friend or family member is an alcoholic this gift is perfect - its homemade and comes from the heart, nothing says Merry Christmas / I Love you like a bottle of wine to help deteriorate your loved ones liver.
 

Enock-O-Lypse Now!

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Ever think about making a loaf of bread? Now that is a gift I’d like to receive ..but please toss in two butter sticks.

Thank you in advanced,
ENOCK
 

Lamont Cranston

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Well, I'm currently laying in a run off ditch while the owner of this vineyard chases some guys off who are trying to harvest pot they have illegally planted in his field.

This is a bit of a mess.
 

Rambo John J

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Jan 17, 2015
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Well, I'm currently laying in a run off ditch while the owner of this vineyard chases some guys off who are trying to harvest pot they have illegally planted in his field.

This is a bit of a mess.
I saw that movie
just squirt the monkey with water
 

Lamont Cranston

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I think I'll grab what I have now and scram for a bit. Between previous visits and what I got tonight I should be good to go.
 

Rambo John J

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no I am not drunk Lamont Cranston @Lamont Cranston
just making jokes
in the movie The Beach they squirt the monkey with water when the pot farmers are looking for the trespassing kids(u)
U are leo decrapio
 

Lamont Cranston

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Lots of shouting and yelling going on. Someone shooting off what sounds like a shot gun. I also suspect I just crawled through a ginseng planting? Does ginseng go well in wine?
 

Lamont Cranston

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no I am not drunk Lamont Cranston @Lamont Cranston
just making jokes
in the movie The Beach they squirt the monkey with water when the pot farmers are looking for the trespassing kids(u)
U are leo decrapio
This is a vineyard.

The people he seems to be trying to chase off appear to have been trying to harvest pot they illegally planted in his field. Either that or it's the farmer's own stash and someone is trying to steal it.

I don't see any monkeys.

I'm just here for some grapes.
 

Lamont Cranston

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its valuable
I think I just crawled over a few mounds of it.

The sounds are going away from me.

It's dark and I amusing my cell to see.

Just gotta make it to the edge of the woods and I am home free.

This is going to be my best home made wine yet!
 

Lamont Cranston

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Wow...back in the car.

That was a little intense.

Lots of yelling, sounded like a shotgun, me army crawling like I was in 'Nam and I was trying to get the hell out of the way of the Tet offensive.

All while carrying grapes.

I grabbed something that I crawled across that looks like ginseng just to check it out when I get home.

I have enough dirt in my shorts to plant my own grape vines.

I should have worn underwear.
 

Rambo John J

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Wow...back in the car.

That was a little intense.

Lots of yelling, sounded like a shotgun, me army crawling like I was in 'Nam and I was trying to get the hell out of the way of the Tet offensive.

All while carrying grapes.

I grabbed something that I crawled across that looks like ginseng just to check it out when I get home.

I have enough dirt in my shorts to plant my own grape vines.

I should have worn underwear.
Nice
 

Lamont Cranston

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You going back for the root?
That shit is hard enough to spot in the day. Crazy lucky that you happened to crawl through some in the dark.
No. I don't have any need for it. I only grabbed the one root because I was wondering what the hell was it I was crawling over as it was weird.

I might go back for some more grapes though.

MMMmmm...forbidden wine...