Russian ‘Popeye’ tries MMA, gets destroyed

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The Russian bodybuilder known as “Popeye” (because of his freakishly-large biceps) has attempted to use his newfound muscles to kick some ass in the sport of mixed martial arts (MMA), probably because he never saw the “Anchor Arms” episode of Spongebob Squarepants.

Imagine his disappointment when he discovered that injecting his muscles with synthol didn’t make him any stronger. Though I’m not sure strength would have done Popeye, real name Kirill Tereshin, any good against aging actor Oleg Mongol in their hilariously-putrid fight in Abakan, Russia.

“In the army, I was worried that I would have a hard time and lose weight so I decided to try synthol oil,” Tereshin said (via The Sun). ”When I finished military service, I began to transform myself and did everything at home. My mum was very worried about what I was doing, but we are okay now that she knows synthol can be removed.”

Tereshin recently stopped injecting himself with oil after developing medical complications.
 
jimmy boogaloo

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started watching but couldn't get through the first seconds of the fight. the kid is so fucking stupid that he's injected his arms full of cement, and has ended up looking so completely out of proportion, a walking joke. he obviously has very limited intelligence or real problems. so fuck the dumb promoter, surely.
 
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this is so ridiculous and grotesque that someone would do that to their body, and.. hold on, checking my news feed... YEEEE-HAWWW PAIGE VAN ZANT GOT HERSELF SOME NEW TITTIES!!
 
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haha shows something about my mind. when I saw his post about the new titties, I thought it must have been an extraordinary second operation
 
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Worse is the fact that he was winning until that .... "takedown" and that "submission"... Gonna have some synthol-sized self-hatred when he re-watches that.
 
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looks like he injected 50lbs kettlebell into his biceps. helluva workout just shadowboxing
 
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Russian 'Popeye' has life-saving surgery to remove chemicals from his biceps



A 23-year-old Russian 'bodybuilder' with 24-inch oil injected biceps has had surgery to save his arms after warnings he will die.

It had been revealed by Sechenov Moscow State Medical University surgeon Dmitry Melnikov that Russian bodybuilder and one-time MMA fighter Kirill Tereshin had previously injected three litres of a cheap petroleum jelly into his arms having previously claimed he had used the muscle enlarging substance 'synthol' to gain his Popeye-like biceps.

Another doctor had also warned Tereshin that if he didn't have surgery he would face amputation of his arms.

The male had been persuaded to undergo surgery by leading campaigner for botched plastic surgery victims Alana Mamaeva, who was quoted as saying: "We are going to try and help this young man."

Mamaeva is also heard on a video describing Tereshin's vaseline filled arms as horrible compared to his slim body.

She subsequently raised money for his surgery after he had admitted to not having the money for the surgery himself. The bodybuilder told Alana: "I am ready, I am not even afraid."

Dr. Melnikov recently announced: "For now I have removed the damaged tissues from one arm only. Petroleum jelly saturates the muscles, under skin tissues and the skin itself. All that has to be removed but we need to keep the vein, nerves and other functions of the limb.

"Kirill injected about three litres into each arm. It saturated the mussle tissues and blocked blood flow. As a result, the tissue dies and gets replaced with a scar which is as tough as a tree, you can even knock on it and hear the usual sound. We have removed all this."



He also warned that the Russian, who was recently beaten in an MMA fight by a blogger twice his age, was fortunate not to have died after injecting his arms with the substance, saying: "It is traumatic for the body, leading to huge scars and without medical treatment it ends even with death."

Tereshin, however, is unfortunately not an isolated case when it comes to these types of botched body enhancements, which have been more common now with the pressures of social media and the ever growing popularity of cosmetic procedures.

Melnikov added: "Unfortunately, this is not a rare case. In the whole our country women are often injected with petroleum jelly and so get disfigured. Instead of expensive plastic surgery, they agree to petroleum jelly injections and later come to us to remove it. We have seen petroleum jelly injected into breasts, buttocks, and other parts of the female body. We are warning that it is extremely dangerous."


 
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homo fagit said:
''Bodybuilder'' and a one-time MMA fighter. Nice
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Is that the racist undertone you are famous for ?


Jesus I had to see it for myself. Come on my dude It's 2019 .. lay off the subtle racism and we can all go back to work . Thanks


P.s the mods are watching you real close and will soon be banning you .

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Keung said:
Is that the racist undertone you are famous for ?


Jesus I had to see it for myself. Come on my dude It's 2019 .. lay off the subtle racism and we can all go back to work . Thanks


P.s the mods are watching you real close and will soon be banning you .

Toddles
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Oh I am watching you real close you little shit. I will absolutely violate and molest you when you least expect it. After I'm done with you, you're going to be as pink as your screen name. I'm going to make you spend the rest of your miserable days looking out of your window in your mother's house like the Norman Bates esque creep you are staring at the sea and crying to yourself ''No mother. The Finns are coming ashore. I can't. Not again.''



 
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