I once drove out the wrong way at KFC and some guy trying to get in lost his fucken mind. I wish I had video but he was going fucking bananas in his truck, closest I've ever got to pulling over and smacking someone in the head with my mag light
One of my favourite tricks when someone acts like a dick is to insult them and then drive away like a coward. It INFURIATES them.
For example, a few months ago a fat guy in a 4x4 was coming down the road towards me. There were cars parked on both sides of the road so only one car could go at a time. I got there before him and drove through.
For some reason he thought he had right of way and started swearing at me and shaking his fist. I waited until I was next to him and then flipped the bird at him. He lost his mind and started getting out of his car but I was driving away. He then tried turning around but he couldn't cos of traffic behind him. I chuckled as I looked at him in the rear view mirror.
For example, a few months ago a fat guy in a 4x4 was coming down the road towards me. There were cars parked on both sides of the road so only one car could go at a time. I got there before him and drove through.
For some reason he thought he had right of way and started swearing at me and shaking his fist. I waited until I was next to him and then flipped the bird at him. He lost his mind and started getting out of his car but I was driving away. He then tried turning around but he couldn't cos of traffic behind him. I chuckled as I looked at him in the rear view mirror.
A friend of mine copied my trick and does the same thing, driving away chuckling as they get angry. One day he got stuck at a red light and the guy got out and ran over to his car and started banging on the window and shouting.
My mate was a professional MMA fighter and got out. Guy took a swing and ended up unconscious in the dual carriageway.
My mate was a professional MMA fighter and got out. Guy took a swing and ended up unconscious in the dual carriageway.
Road rage is real. I had to apologize to a colleague when I was going nuts at someone before. He assured me that it's nothing compared to how mad his gf gets. Said she would have been throwing shit out the window at them.