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megatherium

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This grainy video appears to have been smuggled out of the Caucasus somewhere. Possibly Derbent if my eyes do not deceive. Some powerful emir in Dagestan or somewhere like it obviously has a lot of money and very, very questionable taste.

Poor Demetrious, I hope it was worth the money for him. That looked painful.



View: https://youtu.be/-oXPyBQ6vdI
 

sparkuri

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This is exactly what I would do if I was rich.

Me & Splinty @Splinty would kick back on a mega yacht and pay mismatched people to slaughter each other.
ErikMagraken @ErikMagraken would cover legal waivers, CutmanMatt @CutmanMatt would put gorilla tape on their owies.
megatherium @Megaterio Llamas would choose the walkout music, MMAHAWK @MMAHAWK on the camera.
@conor mcgregor nut hugger would be the navigator as he's so good with coordinates.(@Rhino )
nuraknu @nuraknu would take bets.
jason73 @jason73 would find ya'll a live stream.
Wild @Wild would be in the life raft in tow as La Paix @BirdWatcher has him on a rope like that toughguy in Enter the Dragon.
Hong Kong Phooey @Hong Kong Phooey joyfully announces the fights in Takada diapers banging a drum & island girls.
And Disciplined Galt @Galt would make sure somehow the evenings would close in someone's tragedy, which would probably be throwing a knife in if no finishes after 10 minutes.

"RED CARD", he says laughingly....
 

megatherium

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This is exactly what I would do if I was rich.

Me & Splinty @Splinty would kick back on a mega yacht and pay mismatched people to slaughter each other.
ErikMagraken @ErikMagraken would cover legal waivers, CutmanMatt @CutmanMatt would put gorilla tape on their owies.
megatherium @Megaterio Llamas would choose the walkout music, MMAHAWK @MMAHAWK on the camera.
@conor mcgregor nut hugger would be the navigator as he's so good with coordinates.(@Rhino )
nuraknu @nuraknu would take bets.
jason73 @jason73 would find ya'll a live stream.
Wild @Wild would be in the life raft in tow as La Paix @BirdWatcher has him on a rope like that toughguy in Enter the Dragon.
Hong Kong Phooey @Hong Kong Phooey joyfully announces the fights in Takada diapers banging a drum & island girls.
And Disciplined Galt @Galt would make sure somehow the evenings would close in someone's tragedy, which would probably be throwing a knife in if no finishes after 10 minutes.

"RED CARD", he says laughingly....
Great stuff sparkuri @sparkuri. I like it!

If I were a rich, sadistic Dagestani emir I think I would like to find out how many of those little guys it would take to bring the big man down. Just keep adding midgets to the team until you finally have your answer. That'd be a fun exercise I think
 

CutmanMatt

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This is exactly what I would do if I was rich.

Me & Splinty @Splinty would kick back on a mega yacht and pay mismatched people to slaughter each other.
ErikMagraken @ErikMagraken would cover legal waivers, CutmanMatt @CutmanMatt would put gorilla tape on their owies.
megatherium @Megaterio Llamas would choose the walkout music, MMAHAWK @MMAHAWK on the camera.
@conor mcgregor nut hugger would be the navigator as he's so good with coordinates.(@Rhino )
nuraknu @nuraknu would take bets.
jason73 @jason73 would find ya'll a live stream.
Wild @Wild would be in the life raft in tow as La Paix @BirdWatcher has him on a rope like that toughguy in Enter the Dragon.
Hong Kong Phooey @Hong Kong Phooey joyfully announces the fights in Takada diapers banging a drum & island girls.
And Disciplined Galt @Galt would make sure somehow the evenings would close in someone's tragedy, which would probably be throwing a knife in if no finishes after 10 minutes.

"RED CARD", he says laughingly....
I'm in
 

Onetrickpony

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Great stuff sparkuri @sparkuri. I like it!

If I were a rich, sadistic Dagestani emir I think I would like to find out how many of those little guys it would take to bring the big man down. Just keep adding midgets to the team until you finally have your answer. That'd be a fun exercise I think
That path would lead to so many options.
1. How many midgets would it take to keep a skilled giant down?
2. How many skilled midgets to keep an unskilled giant down?
3. How many skilled midgets to keep a skilled giant down?

Giant vs midget combat would quickly become pedestrian. Within a week or two weapons would be introduced.

4. If the unskilled midgets were armed with Swiss Army knives how many would it take to down an unskilled giant?
5. If a skilled giant had a Swiss Army knife how many unskilled midgets could he fight off at once?

The weapons available and situations you could put them in would be endless.

I hope that one day you find a way to become a rich Dagestani dictator just so I can watch your midget vs giant trials.
 

megatherium

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That path would lead to so many options.
1. How many midgets would it take to keep a skilled giant down?
2. How many skilled midgets to keep an unskilled giant down?
3. How many skilled midgets to keep a skilled giant down?

Giant vs midget combat would quickly become pedestrian. Within a week or two weapons would be introduced.

4. If the unskilled midgets were armed with Swiss Army knives how many would it take to down an unskilled giant?
5. If a skilled giant had a Swiss Army knife how many unskilled midgets could he fight off at once?

The weapons available and situations you could put them in would be endless.

I hope that one day you find a way to become a rich Dagestani dictator just so I can watch your midget vs giant trials.
Oh Japan, why did you desert us in out hour of need.

We're left with no option but become rich Dagestani emirs to make out fistic fantasies live.;)
 

megatherium

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I'll be honest, a three midgets vs woman scenario is something I've always been interested in seeing but unfortunately only the Japanese have the deep, sophisticated martial arts culture necessary to appreciate something like that on a pure martial arts basis. But again, sadly, those days are gone...
 

Disciplined Galt

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I'll be honest, a three midgets vs woman scenario is something I've always been interested in seeing but unfortunately only the Japanese have the deep, sophisticated martial arts culture necessary to appreciate something like that on a pure martial arts basis. But again, sadly, those days are gone...
I still want to see Tank vs Rousey.
 

megatherium

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I still want to see Tank vs Rousey.
I'd pay a pretty penny to see that matchup myself. Preferably in a barbed wire enclosure surrounded by a deep, gator filled.moat. And I'm not usually a Ronda fight fan. Quite the opposite. I in fact stopped watching mma mainly because of Ronda. But that match sizzles with goodness.

Disciplined Galt @Galt you really get matchmaking.
 

Disciplined Galt

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I'd pay a pretty penny to see that matchup myself. Preferably in a barbed wire enclosure surrounded by a deep, gator filled.moat. And I'm not usually a Ronda fight fan. Quite the opposite. I in fact stopped watching mma mainly because of Ronda. But that match sizzles with goodness.

Disciplined Galt @Galt you really get matchmaking.
There are so many great fights we’ve missed out on. Imagine Semmy Schilt vs the entire female division under k1 rules.
Ronda pretty much ruined the fight game and then the leperchaun came along.
 

Onetrickpony

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I'll be honest, a three midgets vs woman scenario is something I've always been interested in seeing but unfortunately only the Japanese have the deep, sophisticated martial arts culture necessary to appreciate something like that on a pure martial arts basis. But again, sadly, those days are gone...
Mega Megu vs 3 Japanese midgets would fill the Nissan Stadium. Imagine the PPV numbers Rizin would get on that card.
 

megatherium

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One of my favorite tournament ideas from the dark past was an eight man no holds barred event featuring mma promoters.

Just imagine this ;)

Monte Cox vs John Perretti
Sergio Baterelli vs Dana White
Antonio Inoki vs Jeff Osborne
Satoru 'Tiger Mask' Sayama vs Rudimar Federico

Just imagine the fireworks. And imagine too the classic promos these motor mouths could cut to promote it.

Box office gold!
 

Disciplined Galt

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Pne of my favorite tournament ideas from the dark past was an eight man no holds barred event featuring mmas promoters.

Just imagine this ;)

Monte Cox vs John Perretti
Sergio Baterelli vs Fana White
Antonio Inoki vs Jeff Osborne
Satoru 'Tiger Mask' Sayama vs Rudimar Fererico

Just imagine the fireworks. And imagine too the classic promos these motor mouths could cut to promote it.

Box office gold!
I’ve got to go with Inoki. Just imagine him slapping pre enhanced Danus.
 

megatherium

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I’ve got to go with Inoki. Just imagine him slapping pre enhanced Danus.
I don't think you'd want to blink during IVC promoter and former heavyweight kickboxer Sergio Batarelli's match vs amateur boxing legend Dana White either. I matched those to together just for the guaranteed fireworks ;)
 

Disciplined Galt

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I don't think you'd want to blink during IVC promoter and former heavyweight kickboxer Sergio Batarelli's match vs amateur boxing legend Dana White either. I matched those to together just for the guaranteed fireworks ;)
Just tried to find his boxing record. No luck.