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ShatsBassoon

Throwing bombs & banging moms
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Jan 14, 2015
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Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.
 

MMAPlaywright

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Jan 18, 2015
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"It's easy to grin
when your ship comes in
and you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile
is the man who can smile
when his shorts are too tight in the seat."
~ Ted Knight
 

MMAPlaywright

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Jan 18, 2015
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“No thanks? What does that mean? Means you ate before you came down here? All full. Is that it?

Naw, I don't think so. I think you're too scared to be eatin'. Now, see we're sittin' down here, ready to negotiate, and you've already given up your shit. I'm still a mystery to you. But I know exactly where your white ass is comin' from.

See, if I asked you if you wanted some dinner and you grabbed an egg roll and started to chow down, I'd say to myself, "This motherfucker's carryin' on like he ain't got a care in the world. Who know? Maybe he don't. Maybe this fool's such a bad motherfucker, he don't got to worry about nothin', he just sit down, eat my Chinese, watch my TV."

See? You ain't even sat down yet. On that TV there, since you been in the room, is a woman with her breasteses hangin' out, and you ain't even bothered to look. You just been clockin' me.

Now, I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.”

- Drexl Spivey
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
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Jan 16, 2015
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"the great trick the devil ever pulled, was inventing South Koreans "

- vutu
 

HEATH VON DOOM

Remember the 5th of November
Oct 21, 2015
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I live in my car, my car is my home. Cops pull me over drinking at home. How can that be open container?

CMNH
 

Robbie Hart

All Biden Voters Are Mindless Sheep
Feb 13, 2015
49,703
50,709
"Let's do this to this"

I came out with this when I was drunk as fuck in Fells Point, Baltimore with my New York and New Jersey friends on a very controversial night....according to the bouncers