General Secret Santa 2019 (Gifts are being shipped!!!)

Welcome to our Community
Wanting to join the rest of our members? Feel free to Sign Up today.
Sign up

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
39,772
53,672
I will send you money if you need it
there is a limit to my generosity though
U think that richer needs your money?

I wonder who is the richest here? It's not me that's for sure. I reckon Belobog @Belobog has a few quid. Anyone stupid enough to buy a Dodge viper has fuck you money
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
27,507
29,834
i sent two packages on the same day to the same place.

USPS delivered one last week, 2nd one should be there today.


Thanks, Government!
 

Big Dummy

Cream of the Crop
Dec 15, 2018
8,319
12,755
Alright, I got the second package sent out today in spite of those rotten pricks at the Post Office. I’m a killer concerned that the first one hasn’t made it yet, or maybe the recipient is an unappreciative dick and hasn’t wanted to parade it around the boards so I could sit and bask in all the thank you’s and affirmations. And I gotta day though, some of you buttlickers really gave some good gifts this year. Thanks again to my Secret Santa, I love the shirt, but I’m willing to bet you’re still half a fag. Merry Christmas, assholes!!!
 

ShatsBassoon

Throwing bombs & banging moms
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
18,555
33,607
Alright, I got the second package sent out today in spite of those rotten pricks at the Post Office. I’m a killer concerned that the first one hasn’t made it yet, or maybe the recipient is an unappreciative dick and hasn’t wanted to parade it around the boards so I could sit and bask in all the thank you’s and affirmations. And I gotta day though, some of you buttlickers really gave some good gifts this year. Thanks again to my Secret Santa, I love the shirt, but I’m willing to bet you’re still half a fag. Merry Christmas, assholes!!!
What's half a fag? Won't suck cock but will roll it around in his mouth or something?
 

Big Dummy

Cream of the Crop
Dec 15, 2018
8,319
12,755
Did your parents not give you enough love as a child?
:tearsofjoy:How do you think I got this name?

I heard Joey Diaz use the term on Rogan’s podcast. I couldn’t help myself when you asked “What’s half a fag?”, it was too perfect.
Merry Christmas :kissingheart:
 

sparkuri

Pulse On The Finger Of The Community
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
34,427
46,565
Alright, I got the second package sent out today in spite of those rotten pricks at the Post Office. I’m a killer concerned that the first one hasn’t made it yet, or maybe the recipient is an unappreciative dick and hasn’t wanted to parade it around the boards so I could sit and bask in all the thank you’s and affirmations. And I gotta day though, some of you buttlickers really gave some good gifts this year. Thanks again to my Secret Santa, I love the shirt, but I’m willing to bet you’re still half a fag. Merry Christmas, assholes!!!
Did you get the freaking items from bet loser?
 

Big Dummy

Cream of the Crop
Dec 15, 2018
8,319
12,755
Did you get the freaking items from bet loser?
I got a key in the mail slot but the package Delivery box was already open and there was nothing in it. Very strange. Pissed me right the fuck off on such a nice Christmas morning. I hope it shows up on my door step by the time I get home.
I’m starting to wonder in Big Dummy is gonna have to choke a bitch?
 

sparkuri

Pulse On The Finger Of The Community
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
34,427
46,565
I got a key in the mail slot but the package Delivery box was already open and there was nothing in it. Very strange. Pissed me right the fuck off on such a nice Christmas morning. I hope it shows up on my door step by the time I get home.
I’m starting to wonder in Big Dummy is gonna have to choke a bitch?
No shit?
Nothing?
 

sparkuri

Pulse On The Finger Of The Community
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
34,427
46,565
Thank you Secret Santa!

I have no idea who broke the bank here, these look like nice fishing lures.
But I do have an idea who shipped me broken bottles of spices. I contacted Amazon about it & they said(and I quote):

"Well what the fuck do you expect? Whoever ordered your shit waited till the last gawtdam minute; we were just trying to get you SOMETHING on time for Christmas.
We're well aware that you continually whine about your stupid olives flying in 2 days late from Greece, your majesty; why don't you shove your spices up your ass
if you don't like how they came?"

That "your majesty" part really pissed me off.



Again, totally in the dark, but thanks also for the Louisville Robin's shirt. I always wear red to bed in case attackers clock me in my sleep, and I don't want to ruin a good shirt, so thanks!
Merry Christmas!!!
 

mysticmac

First 1025
Oct 18, 2015
14,907
17,649
Thank you Secret Santa!

I have no idea who broke the bank here, these look like nice fishing lures.
But I do have an idea who shipped me broken bottles of spices. I contacted Amazon about it & they said(and I quote):

"Well what the fuck do you expect? Whoever ordered your shit waited till the last gawtdam minute; we were just trying to get you SOMETHING on time for Christmas.
We're well aware that you continually whine about your stupid olives flying in 2 days late from Greece, your majesty; why don't you shove your spices up your ass
if you don't like how they came?"

That "your majesty" part really pissed me off.



Again, totally in the dark, but thanks also for the Louisville Robin's shirt. I always wear red to bed in case attackers clock me in my sleep, and I don't want to ruin a good shirt, so thanks!
Merry Christmas!!!
That's awesome!
 

Big Dummy

Cream of the Crop
Dec 15, 2018
8,319
12,755
No shit?
Nothing?
Nope the delivery box already had a key in it and it was empty. I still have the key and I holding hope it might show up later or maybe the mail carrier left the wrong key. It’s all very strange and now I’m looking at all my neighbors suspiciously. I’m hoping I don’t have to jog anyone’s memory with a cue ball in a hand towel. Thanks anyways and I’ll keep ya posted.
 

sparkuri

Pulse On The Finger Of The Community
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
34,427
46,565
Nope the delivery box already had a key in it and it was empty. I still have the key and I holding hope it might show up later or maybe the mail carrier left the wrong key. It’s all very strange and now I’m looking at all my neighbors suspiciously. I’m hoping I don’t have to jog anyone’s memory with a cue ball in a hand towel. Thanks anyways and I’ll keep ya posted.
I have tracking info, I'll look into it with the same viscous expeditious attitude I sent them out with.
This actually does piss me off.
I used a book of stamps and then some on that box. Not to mention learning how to make and print a shipping label.

Back in the day, people had respect for martial arts items & wouldn't dare tamper with someone else's, knowing dim make was likely in their future.
It's time to put the fear of buddha back into people.
 

Big Dummy

Cream of the Crop
Dec 15, 2018
8,319
12,755
I have tracking info, I'll look into it with the same viscous expeditious attitude I sent them out with.
This actually does piss me off.
I used a book of stamps and then some on that box. Not to mention learning how to make and print a shipping label.

Back in the day, people had respect for martial arts items & wouldn't dare tamper with someone else's, knowing dim make was likely in their future.
It's time to put the fear of buddha back into people.
Yep, pissed me off all morning. I hate the fact that someone doesn’t give a fuck and keeps or takes your stuff with total disregard. Hopefully there’s just some kind of mix up with the post office because I’ve had packages show up as delivered and didn’t make it until a day or two later, but getting the key adds a different layer. Your eraser, first aid kit and mix tape is in the way.