General NYE plans?

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Sex Chicken

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Sep 8, 2015
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Going to the woods behind the highschool, building a ramp and seeing if I can jump my mini-bike over the creek.
 

Too swole to control

I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken
Oct 28, 2015
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Just got a text from a little 5 foot tall redhead i used to fuck recently. She wants to come over tonite too. Sk idk what I'm doing now. She is hotter thsn the blond easily but pretty sure she is still with another guy that I got into it with before. I have accidentally fucked a cpl of his gfs. He has threatened Ime on the phone but when I saw him in person he took off quick. I will prolly end up fucking the redhead altho it is a dumb move and will cause me drama. Idk
Blond Is more of a bootycall, redhead wants to chill and prolly stay over. Fuck

Also blond is def clean, I may have given redhead gonorrhea few weeks back. So there's that
 
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Going to the woods behind the highschool, building a ramp and seeing if I can jump my mini-bike over the creek.
Send me a video so I can upload it to YouTube and title it "Boomer eats shit on NYE"
 

Sex Chicken

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It gives me no joy to report this, but can we all send thoughts and prayers to our own @conor mcgregor nut hugger? I got a Facebook message from his step mom this morning and apparently he was waiting outside of Club Liv for 8 hours last night and eventually collapsed due to dehydration. Apparently he is in hospital and connected to an IV, but he is in good spirits.
 

SongExotic2

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Jan 16, 2015
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It gives me no joy to report this, but can we all send thoughts and prayers to our own @conor mcgregor nut hugger? I got a Facebook message from his step mom this morning and apparently he was waiting outside of Club Liv for 8 hours last night and eventually collapsed due to dehydration. Apparently he is in hospital and connected to an IV, but he is in good spirits.
I just got confirmation from hospital, they ran some tests and it turns out he a cunt.

But he should pull through
 

Dick Niaz

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Jan 14, 2018
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I just got confirmation from hospital, they ran some tests and it turns out he a cunt.

But he should pull through
I just visited him at the hospital. He is really out of it. Tossing and turning. Having hallucinations. Accusing all the doctors and nurses of being boomers and asking why they won’t let him into the club.

Thoughts and prayers.
 

Splinty

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Dec 31, 2014
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I just visited him at the hospital. He is really out of it. Tossing and turning. Having hallucinations. Accusing all the doctors and nurses of being boomers and asking why they won’t let him into the club.

Thoughts and prayers.

Can confirm I'm a doctor there and he keeps begging for rectal exams to prove he's "not full of shit".

Thoughts and prayers.