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SongExotic2

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Cut umbilical cords with? They diddnt have scissors back then. Did they bash it with rocks?
 
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They bashed it with their heads after looking at stupid shit like this thread
 

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No serious replies I see.

What better should I expect from a rabble of mongaloid
 

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No serious replies I see.

What better should I expect from a rabble of mongaloid
The umbilical cord is beneficial to delay cord clamping to prevent childhood anemia. this is an increasingly common practice so you don't have to cut the cord immediately. There's also lotus births in which you carry around the placenta. Further our caveman brethren had stone tools and could cut the cord themselves for many thousands of years. Despite humans being the only mammal that doesn't eat the placenta, it is unlikely they use their teeth. If you look at some anthropological studies it becomes clear that they bashed it with their heads after looking at stupid shit like this thread.
 

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I'm no buying any of this shit.

No fucken way cavemen knew what to do about umbilical cords. They couldn't even talk
 

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the saggy tittied cavewomen left themselves tethered to the kid until it fell off naturally. it was like the first kid leash in history.
 

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the saggy tittied cavewomen left themselves tethered to the kid until it fell off naturally. it was like the first kid leash in history.
This is what I'm thinking. How would they know it's not how it's supposed to be. On a widespread scale, they diddnt even speak fucken English FFS how did they know about umbilical cords?
 

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Bloody foreign cavemen not even knowing bloody English.

Everyone speaks English. Everyone knows that.

I am fuming. Fucking fuming.
 

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Bloody foreign cavemen not even knowing bloody English.

Everyone speaks English. Everyone knows that.

I am fuming. Fucking fuming.
Well think about it. Can you imagine a frehcn cave man saying "oh by the way we need to cut that umbilical cord"

It's fucken stupid. It never happened
 

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what was dating life like for teenage Neanderthals? fart jokes still can be humorous- were they back then? grunt, grunt, oooahhheeeeaahh uhn uhn uh oo ah FARRRTTTT!!!! (this is possibly what a Cro-Mag fart joke might have sounded like according to several studies)
 

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what was dating life like for teenage Neanderthals? fart jokes still can be humorous- were they back then? grunt, grunt, oooahhheeeeaahh uhn uhn uh oo ah FARRRTTTT!!!! (this is possibly what a Cro-Mag fart joke might have sounded like according to several studies)

The diet was mainly plant based so I bet they fucking stank.

No toilet paper either so they would be blowing clagnuts out as well.
 

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I thought we were done smacking umbillical cords on rocks so I went with the caveman fart angle
 
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The diet was mainly plant based so I bet they fucking stank.
Plant-based or not, I'm sure they fucking stank because of a lack of showering.

One time I was riding a trolley and a fucking pack of homeless people got on. Holy shit they stank so badly that I had to abandon any notion of decorum and move as far away from them as I could.
 

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what was dating life like for teenage Neanderthals? fart jokes still can be humorous- were they back then? grunt, grunt, oooahhheeeeaahh uhn uhn uh oo ah FARRRTTTT!!!! (this is possibly what a Cro-Mag fart joke might have sounded like according to several studies)
Can we have a serious discussion please?


How would a caveman even ask for a serious discussion?

Did they play charades?
 

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The umbilical cord is beneficial to delay cord clamping to prevent childhood anemia. this is an increasingly common practice so you don't have to cut the cord immediately. There's also lotus births in which you carry around the placenta. Further our caveman brethren had stone tools and could cut the cord themselves for many thousands of years. Despite humans being the only mammal that doesn't eat the placenta, it is unlikely they use their teeth. If you look at some anthropological studies it becomes clear that they bashed it with their heads after looking at stupid shit like this thread.
Speak for yourself, i eat Placenta every day.
 
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Imagine if cavemen spoke English. Then they'd be able to read this pile of shit thread
 

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Plant-based or not, I'm sure they fucking stank because of a lack of showering.

One time I was riding a trolley and a fucking pack of homeless people got on. Holy shit they stank so badly that I had to abandon any notion of decorum and move as far away from them as I could.

A trolley? Do you mean a trolly bus? Do you live in 1930s London?

For the record I've just had a 90% ghost poo. One wipe with a bit of foulage then nothing. Been a long time since one of those. It's going to be a good year.

I'm detecting moisture now and will have a confidence wipe before bed.

But fuck it. This is a good start to the year however you frame it
 

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I’m sure the collective name for a group of homes less folk is a stink. Not a pack btw.
 
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A trolley? Do you mean a trolly bus? Do you live in 1930s London?

For the record I've just had a 90% ghost poo. One wipe with a bit of foulage then nothing. Been a long time since one of those. It's going to be a good year.

I'm detecting moisture now and will have a confidence wipe before bed.

But fuck it. This is a good start to the year however you frame it
Yeah trolley like the buses that only take you from one central location to one or a limited number of other locations. This one was from the train station to downtown.

And I think ghost shits depend on diet.
 

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coulda been a homeless tranny bus-- what would a homeless tranny caveman look like-- would they accept him/her?
 

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rejection in the form of a club to the cranium spiked with animal teeth or loud aggressive grunts, chest-thumping and a banshee wail kinda like that ufc stuff. then again I'm not sure.