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FINGERS

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Nov 14, 2019
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I love you X

It's nice to meet nice people X

I intrinsically know you are good. X
 

Onetrickpony

Stay gold
Nov 21, 2016
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Long day.

Baby was born at 9.5.

Because of cz. She had some respiratory problems. It felt serious to us but the doctors were cool.

They still put her in an incubator with tubes. But she is doing well.

So is Mrs fingers.

Still haven't a name. She looks a bit ginger with lively strawberry mouth.

Thank you for your care jack X.

I will let you know once she's properly ok
Congratulations motherfucker.

The parasite you implanted in your wife's body has now sucked enough of the life out of her beautiful form in order to to be extracted from her body.

The moment it is pulled free it will immediately destroy your life, as well as any casual (and some long term) relationships with people that you had previously thought you held dear.

The fucked up thing is that you’ll accept this change with out question and love that fucking parasite more than you have ever dreamed it was possible to love any living thing before.

I can’t explain the change that came over me when my son was born. It was as if everything I had accomplished to that point was meaningless. From that second onward, that screaming, sleep stealing, puking, excrementing, defenceless pile of skin and bones, health and happiness would be the only thing that would ever matter to me.

Shit will suck. Things will go badly, but you won’t fucking care. Your spawn, will now and forever, be more important than anything else in your life could ever be.

Congratulations again Bro and welcome to the amazing and terrifying life of being a parent.
 

Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
First 100
Jan 17, 2015
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Congratulations motherfucker.

The parasite you implanted in your wife's body has now sucked enough of the life out of her beautiful form in order to to be extracted from her body.

The moment it is pulled free it will immediately destroy your life, as well as any casual (and some long term) relationships with people that you had previously thought you held dear.

The fucked up thing is that you’ll accept this change with out question and love that fucking parasite more than you have ever dreamed it was possible to love any living thing before.

I can’t explain the change that came over me when my son was born. It was as if everything I had accomplished to that point was meaningless. From that second onward, that screaming, sleep stealing, puking, excrementing, defenceless pile of skin and bones, health and happiness would be the only thing that would ever matter to me.

Shit will suck. Things will go badly, but you won’t fucking care. Your spawn, will now and forever, be more important than anything else in your life could ever be.

Congratulations again Bro and welcome to the amazing and terrifying life of being a parent.
I think he already has a kid before this one

good post though
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
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Jan 16, 2015
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How is baby sharkeesha doing?

My friend just had a baby today at noon.

Babies for errybody
 

Jdog93

.....?
Jun 2, 2016
15,419
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Long day.

Baby was born at 9.5.

Because of cz. She had some respiratory problems. It felt serious to us but the doctors were cool.

They still put her in an incubator with tubes. But she is doing well.

So is Mrs fingers.

Still haven't a name. She looks a bit ginger with lively strawberry mouth.

Thank you for your care jack X.

I will let you know once she's properly ok
Congratulations....




Welcome to Hell.


Jk.