DurrrYou may be the only person in the history of my internet presence to get the Jaffa joke.
(please tell me you got it)
Only the ones born without soulsDon't loads of babies pop out ginger?
My mother's dad was carrot ginger when he was younger but my mum and I dodged it.Only the ones born without souls
The deeper parts of my beard grow in red.My mother's dad was carrot ginger when he was younger but my mum and I dodged it.
I have a soul apparently.
Most guys have a bit of red in their beards. It's why I shave mine too.The deeper parts of my beard grow in red.
It's why I shave every day...
Congratulations motherfucker.Long day.
Baby was born at 9.5.
Because of cz. She had some respiratory problems. It felt serious to us but the doctors were cool.
They still put her in an incubator with tubes. But she is doing well.
So is Mrs fingers.
Still haven't a name. She looks a bit ginger with lively strawberry mouth.
Thank you for your care jack X.
I will let you know once she's properly ok
I think he already has a kid before this oneCongratulations motherfucker.
The parasite you implanted in your wife's body has now sucked enough of the life out of her beautiful form in order to to be extracted from her body.
The moment it is pulled free it will immediately destroy your life, as well as any casual (and some long term) relationships with people that you had previously thought you held dear.
The fucked up thing is that you’ll accept this change with out question and love that fucking parasite more than you have ever dreamed it was possible to love any living thing before.
I can’t explain the change that came over me when my son was born. It was as if everything I had accomplished to that point was meaningless. From that second onward, that screaming, sleep stealing, puking, excrementing, defenceless pile of skin and bones, health and happiness would be the only thing that would ever matter to me.
Shit will suck. Things will go badly, but you won’t fucking care. Your spawn, will now and forever, be more important than anything else in your life could ever be.
Congratulations again Bro and welcome to the amazing and terrifying life of being a parent.
How is baby sharkeesha doing?
My friend just had a baby today at noon.
Babies for errybody
Congrats, bro!Nice! Boy or girl?
My little girl is breathing normally now.
She looks great.
I'm really scratching my head with this oneWhen did galt get an alt?
The OP is unintelligible not unlike @Daeng when he's been sipping on that Phi Phi Island 3 penis wine!I'm really scratching my head with this one
I'm the OP, nutfucks. I make with the sense perfectly!The OP is unintelligible not unlike @Daeng when he's been sipping on that Phi Phi Island 3 penis wine!
As much sense as a screen door on a submarine!I'm the OP, nutfucks. I make with the sense perfectly!
Congratulations....Long day.
Baby was born at 9.5.
Because of cz. She had some respiratory problems. It felt serious to us but the doctors were cool.
They still put her in an incubator with tubes. But she is doing well.
So is Mrs fingers.
Still haven't a name. She looks a bit ginger with lively strawberry mouth.
Thank you for your care jack X.
I will let you know once she's properly ok
So...... Galt.Only the ones born without souls
If you weren't "first 100", you and I would be having words right now.As much sense as a screen door on a submarine!