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SongExotic2

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Pretty easy question. If you were trump what do you do next?


First thing I'd do is send in the f-35s and knock all Thier planes out the sky, I'd coordinate this by launching cruis missiles at every known military station they have and Thier airbases.

Then just shock and awe from there. I'd avoid putting boots on ground and just cripple the place and destroy Thier tactical sites.
 

silentsinger

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Absolutely fuck all till I'm back here on the 19th. Maybe a bit of colourful language and a bit of shaking a feather duster. Have the fuck at it then, they're a bunch of useless pansies.
 

KWingJitsu

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If Trump wasn't such a gotdamned retard all he had to do was play the long game and wait out the Iranian hardliners and stick to the deal Obama and other countries brokered. This would have produced a far different result in a decade or two at the most.
But noooo, he had to prematurely ejaculate his mushroom dick all over the nuclear agreement and embolden the anti US hardliners. And, here we are.
 

SongExotic2

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If Trump wasn't such a gotdamned retard all he had to do was play the long game and wait out the Iranian hardliners and stick to the deal Obama and other countries brokered. This would have produced a far different result in a decade or two at the most.
But noooo, he had to prematurely ejaculate his mushroom dick all over the nuclear agreement and embolden the anti US hardliners. And, here we are.
Settle down Greta
 
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If Trump wasn't such a gotdamned retard all he had to do was play the long game and wait out the Iranian hardliners and stick to the deal Obama and other countries brokered. This would have produced a far different result in a decade or two at the most.
But noooo, he had to prematurely ejaculate his mushroom dick all over the nuclear agreement and embolden the anti US hardliners. And, here we are.
Let's drop off money to people who chanted death to America the day the money arrived and hope they come around. That's some soft ass shit. All Obama did was hope. Liberals has ruined every city they run and now they think that they can throw tax dollars at other countries. Lol.

Fuck iran. Smash that shit. They still live like its 1200ad. The only thing time will do is hopefully help them evolve into modern day humans.
 

jason73

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if he is smart he will hang back and let iran hang itself in the court of public opinion over shooting down the plane . iran has managed to shoot themselves in the dick here . iran is very much in the public eye right now .they wont be acting out for a while
 

KWingJitsu

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Let's drop off money to people who chanted death to America the day the money arrived and hope they come around. That's some soft ass shit. All Obama did was hope. Liberals has ruined every city they run and now they think that they can throw tax dollars at other countries. Lol.

Fuck iran. Smash that shit. They still live like its 1200ad. The only thing time will do is hopefully help them evolve into modern day humans.
Maybe get your talking points from a reputable source and stop repeating fake info? The money was Iran's to begin with. Though I'm sure you knew that but choose to ignore it.....

As for "Death TO America" chants, well yeah look what we've done lately to cause that to happen. That wasn't happening once the International deal was in place, now as it?


For anyone else who actually cares about facts, I'll explain my original post, and why our entire current strategy is a massive clusterfuck:
Iran's politics are (*Goldie voice*) virtually identical to US politics. True story. There's a hardline extremist wing, and a liberal wing, and literally not much else. Sound familiar? Sometime in 2014, the "liberal wing" was elected by promising normalizing relations with the West. The now-defunct nuclear deal came out of that election, and if you think there was opposition to it in the US, it was 10 times worse in Iran. The extremist hardliners absolutely fucking hated it. But ..... What Iran got with it was 10 years of normal relations with the West.

In return, The West always had the option to extend or kill the deal if Iran didn't stop its nuclear advancement, or misbehaved in any way.

This was the first time (in a long time) where the US started playing the long game I was referring to. A giant portion of the Iranian population is under 30, which means that they were born a decade after "the revolution". They're young, sort of liberal, not very religious and don't hate the West. If you ever meet or speak to an Iranian under say the age of 35, you will find this to be true. If the deal like it was supposed to had lasted the 10 years, they would've become the dominant demographic. If it was extended for another 10 years, then in 20 years they the generation that would assume power and there wouldn't be the "Death to America" chants at government funded protests.

But yeah Trump came along and nuked the deal, and now the hardliners are back in power. Big bonus for them because now they're telling their younger more liberal counterparts "I fucking told you so!".

Now it's the hardliners who are making a mess in Iraq and Syria, which is not supported by the majority of their population. So where're we at now? We trade some minor fire once in a while, fire up some twitter fingers 'fire & fury' diplomacy, both sides threaten to end each other, etc. etc..... status quo, but at least (it seemed) it wouldn't escalate beyond a certain level of (mushroom) dick-waving.

And then we go and blow up this Soulemani guy. I don't care what your politics are, I think you would be pissed if Iran killed a senior American General. Every 'Murican would rightly want blood.

Instead, what we now have is those young liberalish kids that didn't give a damn about the Mullahs BS, are now starting to join then chanting "death to America" instead of watching porn and YouTube on their American iPhones.

It makes no difference that Soulemani was a piece of shit who was directly responsible for dead Americans: Bombing him was a huge strategic mistake. Now we go back to being reactive on pins & needles, and looking at the near term instead of playing the long game which would actually have solved the "Iran Problem" within 20 years.
 

jason73

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Maybe get your talking points from a reputable source and stop repeating fake info? The money was Iran's to begin with. Though I'm sure you knew that but choose to ignore it.....

As for "Death TO America" chants, well yeah look what we've done lately to cause that to happen. That wasn't happening once the International deal was in place, now as it?


For anyone else who actually cares about facts, I'll explain my original post, and why our entire current strategy is a massive clusterfuck:
Iran's politics are (*Goldie voice*) virtually identical to US politics. True story. There's a hardline extremist wing, and a liberal wing, and literally not much else. Sound familiar? Sometime in 2014, the "liberal wing" was elected by promising normalizing relations with the West. The now-defunct nuclear deal came out of that election, and if you think there was opposition to it in the US, it was 10 times worse in Iran. The extremist hardliners absolutely fucking hated it. But ..... What Iran got with it was 10 years of normal relations with the West.

In return, The West always had the option to extend or kill the deal if Iran didn't stop its nuclear advancement, or misbehaved in any way.

This was the first time (in a long time) where the US started playing the long game I was referring to. A giant portion of the Iranian population is under 30, which means that they were born a decade after "the revolution". They're young, sort of liberal, not very religious and don't hate the West. If you ever meet or speak to an Iranian under say the age of 35, you will find this to be true. If the deal like it was supposed to had lasted the 10 years, they would've become the dominant demographic. If it was extended for another 10 years, then in 20 years they the generation that would assume power and there wouldn't be the "Death to America" chants at government funded protests.

But yeah Trump came along and nuked the deal, and now the hardliners are back in power. Big bonus for them because now they're telling their younger more liberal counterparts "I fucking told you so!".

Now it's the hardliners who are making a mess in Iraq and Syria, which is not supported by the majority of their population. So where're we at now? We trade some minor fire once in a while, fire up some twitter fingers 'fire & fury' diplomacy, both sides threaten to end each other, etc. etc..... status quo, but at least (it seemed) it wouldn't escalate beyond a certain level of (mushroom) dick-waving.

And then we go and blow up this Soulemani guy. I don't care what your politics are, I think you would be pissed if Iran killed a senior American General. Every 'Murican would rightly want blood.

Instead, what we now have is those young liberalish kids that didn't give a damn about the Mullahs BS, are now starting to join then chanting "death to America" instead of watching porn and YouTube on their American iPhones.

It makes no difference that Soulemani was a piece of shit who was directly responsible for dead Americans: Bombing him was a huge strategic mistake. Now we go back to being reactive on pins & needles, and looking at the near term instead of playing the long game which would actually have solved the "Iran Problem" within 20 years.
 

Rambo John J

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try upgrading to horns and a split tongue.
Here is where I insert a gif of some body modification freak making some freak shit magic gesture

but I won't, cause I don't wanna scar my mind any further and would prefer to not have nightmares tonight
 
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Filthy

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Pretty easy question. If you were trump what do you do next?
You might as well ask me "if you were a ball of yarn, what would you do next?"
I have no connection to how or if a guy like that thinks, other than a base self-preservation reflex.

If I was in his position, I'd withdraw from the Middle East and sell arms to any side with free and transparent elections and a founding document which secured basic human rights. I'd ban torture and extraordinary rendition. I'd refuse to engage in hostilities with any country unless authorized by the US Congress. I'd close bases in any country where a freely elected government had not affirmed a desire for our presence within 1 year.

Where's my Nobel Prize?
 

Filthy

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Here is where I insert a gif of some body modification freak making some freak shit magic gesture

but I won't, cause I don't wanna scare my mind any further and would prefer to not have nightmares and get a good night's sleep
exactly why I didn't include a fun gif.

it's like you're reading my mail.