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silentsinger

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Have you ever been accused of being mutton dressed as lamb? I used to say it all the time to my friend. She was an old lady too, that's why I'm asking
Soon as I hit “post reply” knew where that was going

even when I was a fat bastard I knew how to dress

That said, I actually quite Kat Slater from Eastenders. She’s the good putting lipstick on a pig that works out.

(I don’t think she’s a pig, just the analogy)
 

SongExotic2

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Soon as I hit “post reply” knew where that was going

even when I was a fat bastard I knew how to dress

That said, I actually quite Kat Slater from Eastenders. She’s the good putting lipstick on a pig that works out.

(I don’t think she’s a pig, just the analogy)
I think she's a pig. Never been a fan of kat
 

SongExotic2

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Not gonna lie I'd been advised against that place for breakfast. Might be in regards to my local one tho
 

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I love the carvery tho. Once paid 15 quid each way for a taxi because I wanted one
 

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Hot n sour soup. Couldn't get into the place I wanted to go. Chinese motherfuckers straight up dorsia me. Went to a rival instead.