Soon as I hit “post reply” knew where that was goingHave you ever been accused of being mutton dressed as lamb? I used to say it all the time to my friend. She was an old lady too, that's why I'm asking
even when I was a fat bastard I knew how to dress
That said, I actually quite Kat Slater from Eastenders. She’s the good putting lipstick on a pig that works out.
(I don’t think she’s a pig, just the analogy)