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silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
21,038
14,484
I have an illogical attraction to her. She is cute, but I realize she is no 10. I think I want to fuck her personality and sense of humor, but I'll settle for her body.
A girl mate and I both have a crush on her, we must have watched her Lip Sync battle 10 times. A lot of it I think is because she's funny as fuck.

I drop everything when her Hilton commercial comes on. She's hot, but you know she would be a great drinking buddy too.
 

FINGERS

TMMAC Addict
Nov 14, 2019
16,585
19,629
A girl mate and I both have a crush on her, we must have watched her Lip Sync battle 10 times. A lot of it I think is because she's funny as fuck.

I drop everything when her Hilton commercial comes on. She's hot, but you know she would be a great drinking buddy too.

I think, like most Americans she would be a lightweight when it comes to serious session.

But fun before the third glass of wine kicks in and she gets all maudlin and moaning about how tough her life is.
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
21,038
14,484
I think, like most Americans she would be a lightweight when it comes to serious session.

But fun before the third glass of wine kicks in and she gets all maudlin and moaning about how tough her life is.
Which is when I call TMZ. Profit.
 

Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
25,819
59,498
you are still keeping this a good site but it seems Splinty @Splinty is probably not interested anymore im guessing he is probably going to sell this place or not be involved. he is making this place the O..G with better technology people are just attacking each other now possibly in an even worse manner than over there we have become the thing we left the O..G for as immigrants.
This x a billion. Splinty @Splinty is lower than a worm. He is like dog. His technology is used for attack.
 

MountainMedic

Well-Known Member
Sep 28, 2017
199
385
I think, like most Americans she would be a lightweight when it comes to serious session.

But fun before the third glass of wine kicks in and she gets all maudlin and moaning about how tough her life is.
In her defense she probably weighs 90lbs.

I like this thread, I thought I was the only one
 

SickEye

"Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
1,424
2,176
No
Spoiler tag is the + sign in a square above the thread box.

It's generally considered good practice to hide titty shots behind a spoiler tag so if people are browsing while at work they don't look like a giant perv.
Too bad no one told those faggits who stunk up my photography thread with pics of bums shitting on the street and close-ups of poop stained, liver spotted Burger King hands holding dried up testicles about that feature!
 
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MMAPlaywright

First 100
First 100
Jan 18, 2015
6,030
10,714
No

Too bad no one told those faggits who stunk up my photography thread with pics of bums shitting on the street and close-ups of poop stained, liver spotted Burger King hands holding dried up, crusty testicles about that feature!
Art is subjective, my friend. However, I agree with everything you just wrote. I draw the line at shit.
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
45,569
57,917
No

Too bad no one told those faggits who stunk up my photography thread with pics of bums shitting on the street and close-ups of poop stained, liver spotted Burger King hands holding dried up, crusty testicles about that feature!
It's all good.

I've mastered the art of the quick-scroll when I notice the start of an image I don't want to see. You can see them coming on a scroll. When they hide those in a spoiler tag it's like a nuclear explosion on your eyeballs when you open them.
 

ShatsBassoon

Throwing bombs & banging moms
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
18,555
33,607
It's all good.

I've mastered the art of the quick-scroll when I notice the start of an image I don't want to see. You can see them coming on a scroll. When they hide those in a spoiler tag it's like a nuclear explosion on your eyeballs when you open them.
 

TFK_Fanboy

First 200ish
Feb 9, 2015
1,652
1,746
relax, relax, I appreciate all of your messages and comments but I am just another poster like yourselves. well, better versions of you of course. but please, carry on
 

Jehannum

TMMAC's Most Handsome Artist
Jan 26, 2016
12,756
14,077
I just logged into tehUG and it's still an horrendous forum MY GAWWD!

Member Since: Jan 21, 2016 (and don't think I even made it to 2017 lol)
 

Jehannum

TMMAC's Most Handsome Artist
Jan 26, 2016
12,756
14,077
I just logged into tehUG and it's still an horrendous forum MY GAWWD!

Member Since: Jan 21, 2016 (and don't think I even made it to 2017 lol)
as you can see I found this forum 5 days later, and what a huge contrast between them :cool: