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My McDonald's fight
I had a great fight at a 24 hour McDonald's about 10 years ago. Beat up a white trash asshole that was yelling at the cars in the drive thru at around 2am. He had another guy with him. They went car by car screaming and hitting the cars until they got to mine. My GF knew what was gonna happen right away and wanted to back out but there was a car behind us. I used to live for this shit.

They got close and as soon as I made eye contact with one I jumped out the door. She tried to grab me but she only grabbed shirt and i let her pull it off. I run to the closest guy and we started throwing and I knocked him on his ass pretty quick and turned to the next guy.

I rushed him and cut an angle and was set up for a good straight I knew he was gonna be fucked but he put his hand up like he didnt want to fight. I should have just laid him out. Other dudes up and swinging again. We have a few good exchanges and I'm busting him up good and this big tall fatass black dude comes outta nowhere and tackles this dude hard as fuck on the black top. Dude who didnt want to fight took off running. This black guy was easily 6'4 and 300lbs of sloppy jigglefat

Me and black dude beat the guy up right there. They are on the ground fighting and I'm stomping the dude. My chicks starting to grab me but I wanted to stomp his face clean a few more times and I accidentally soccer kick the black dude cause shes throwing me off balance. Plus I'm drunk. He rolls over like "im done". He was ok just fat and a little rocked. The dude were fighting runs away now. At some point I cut my right hand open and I got blood all over my hand and chest.

Now a bunch of cops pull into the parking lot with the lights and all that. I'm standing by this downed black dude and I got blood all over me. Hes cool just laying down in the street. So the cops cuff me and all that. I think I'm going back to prison. Then the manager comes out and says I was a good samaritan. ME a good samaritan. I just like to fight random people. Shes a nightshift manager at McDonald's so her judgement is sketchy at best.

Apparently they had just started shit inside mcdonalds and the black guy was a cook. He tried to fight them and got knocked out. Then they came outside yelling at people that's when I fought them.
Now they let me outta handcuffs and the manager was thanking me. The black dude was ok and was super cool too. Then I got back in the car and they gave me and my girl our order for free.

Both the guys got away but they had video of them. Cops said I matched the suspect description and thought it was all funny. My chick was pretty pissed off but I was crazy back then and only been free like 6 months. I would get into fights all over town with random people.

I was outta control back then
 
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I was laying on my couch and my best friend came knocking on my door. I opened it and hes breathing hard and says "we got a fight let's go" and I see him take off towards the convenience store. I put my shoes on and run after him. When I get there he is fighting one guy in front of him and another dude has him from behind tryna hold him. I grabbed the guy bejind him by the head and smashed him twice knocking him out and he went Into convulsions on the ground. I ended up boxing the other guy up too, my friend wasntg great at fighting but loved to start shit.
My dad heard about it from a friend of his who was a cop and asked if it was me. I said yeah and he said he heard I can fight pretty good.
Guess they called cops or someone did and they said I beat them both up
 
Rambo John J

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seniors wanted into a junior house party in high school(yes high school)

these fuckers wanted in badly to the party cause we were holding majority of the schools hot chicks

12 of em were massed at the front door...We had maybe 20+, but we were much more drunk...Consists of almost all football players on the same team/school.

They got smashed in frontyard melee brawl and faces looked bad(mostly worse) at school on monday, football practice was crazy that week cause guys were cheapshotting the shit out of each other...coaches were losing their shit.

All I remember was rushing out the door, some wild swings, me on grass, me kicking at somebody, some tires peeling out and then we all bailed the house in different directions...I didn't do shit, I was shitfaced badly and only a sophomore.


Didn't wanna tell a bad one(saw a russian style 10-25 and it was brutal) so that one ^^^ is a bit more light reading.
 
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Bones Nose said:
My McDonald's fight
I had a great fight at a 24 hour McDonald's about 10 years ago. Beat up a white trash asshole that was yelling at the cars in the drive thru at around 2am. He had another guy with him. They went car by car screaming and hitting the cars until they got to mine. My GF knew what was gonna happen right away and wanted to back out but there was a car behind us. I used to live for this shit.

They got close and as soon as I made eye contact with one I jumped out the door. She tried to grab me but she only grabbed shirt and i let her pull it off. I run to the closest guy and we started throwing and I knocked him on his ass pretty quick and turned to the next guy.

I rushed him and cut an angle and was set up for a good straight I knew he was gonna be fucked but he put his hand up like he didnt want to fight. I should have just laid him out. Other dudes up and swinging again. We have a few good exchanges and I'm busting him up good and this big tall fatass black dude comes outta nowhere and tackles this dude hard as fuck on the black top. Dude who didnt want to fight took off running. This black guy was easily 6'4 and 300lbs of sloppy jigglefat

Me and black dude beat the guy up right there. They are on the ground fighting and I'm stomping the dude. My chicks starting to grab me but I wanted to stomp his face clean a few more times and I accidentally soccer kick the black dude cause shes throwing me off balance. Plus I'm drunk. He rolls over like "im done". He was ok just fat and a little rocked. The dude were fighting runs away now. At some point I cut my right hand open and I got blood all over my hand and chest.

Now a bunch of cops pull into the parking lot with the lights and all that. I'm standing by this downed black dude and I got blood all over me. Hes cool just laying down in the street. So the cops cuff me and all that. I think I'm going back to prison. Then the manager comes out and says I was a good samaritan. ME a good samaritan. I just like to fight random people. Shes a nightshift manager at McDonald's so her judgement is sketchy at best.

Apparently they had just started shit inside mcdonalds and the black guy was a cook. He tried to fight them and got knocked out. Then they came outside yelling at people that's when I fought them.
Now they let me outta handcuffs and the manager was thanking me. The black dude was ok and was super cool too. Then I got back in the car and they gave me and my girl our order for free.

Both the guys got away but they had video of them. Cops said I matched the suspect description and thought it was all funny. My chick was pretty pissed off but I was crazy back then and only been free like 6 months. I would get into fights all over town with random people.

I was outta control back then
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You the king of McDonald's drive thru, no doubt. Game recuhnaw game, nah'msayn?

As long as you stay in you own drive thru, we good. But you ever try pullin' dat shit at the Wendy's drive-thru and we gon' have a problem. I'll beat yo ass silly and celebrate my victory with a Dave's Double with upsized fries and a Frosty for dessert. That's my domain.
 
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Worst I had was from a couple of 4th years when I was in the 1st year. I have a particularly obstinate look on my face if I'm faced with something bad so I probably in a round about way asked for it.

I've never managed to come to terms with my misplaced complex there.
 
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A few years back after an England game I was at the tube station. I was jarred up and I heard a commotion at the other end of the platform and these two city boys were shouting at a girl because she was smoking. That was a massive no no. Smoking had been banned for decades. But they were screaming in full on Scouse that 'my sister died in the king's cross disaster you fucking bitch' anyway. The train arrives and the girl stays on the platform. Too scared to get on. I get on and sit opposite them. As the train pulls away they start giggling and pissing themselves with laughter. Turns out they weren't Scouse at all. Just a couple of London city bum boys in cheap suits having fun bullying a girl.

England had just lost a world cup knock out game, another four years till I get to see another one. If I'm lucky. and I'd already stomped off from my friends in the pub and in a vile mood full of hate and fury.

So I told these cunts that my sister had really died in the king's cross disaster and I was going to fuck them up. But good. If they didn't get off the next stop. They weren't sure. And half fancied their chances but when I stood up prepared myself to rain down fists of fury upon their very souls they decided withdrawal was the better part of valor.

As they got off and the train doors were closing one got a smidgen of bollock and decide to call me a wanker whilst running at the closing doors. The driver thought he was trying to get back on and opened the doors.

Bingo and paydirt all in one.

With one step I get in position and connected my Timberland boot to this stumble bums off balance head. Bang. He's down. His mate on the platform is now crouching arms pleading no. Fuck that. England have just been knocked out by Argentina. You are getting it cunt. Bam bam bam. Nothing too major. Just some bruises for the wide cunt to remember being a twat for.

The driver is obviously rattled as this is happening in front of him. He's trying to close the doors but twat number one is prose and blocking the door.

I drag him onto the platform give the tube driver the eye and say drive.

Get back on the train and the only witness is an old black man with a couple of teeth who claps with glee at the show.
 
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The Big Guy

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Vitor29 said:
You the king of McDonald's drive thru, no doubt. Game recuhnaw game, nah'msayn?

As long as you stay in you own drive thru, we good. But you ever try pullin' dat shit at the Wendy's drive-thru and we gon' have a problem. I'll beat yo ass silly and celebrate my victory with a Dave's Double with upsized fries and a Frosty for dessert. That's my domain.
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I dont eat fast food that was just a late might thing. But I definitely will avoid your lane
 
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Despite the fact that @Bones Nose was born in New Jersey and has a 754 cell phone number, I generally believe what he says on here.

Unlike the rest of you pussies...
 
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Bones Nose said:
Wins only
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About 6 months ago I was at a bar on soi cowboy. Guy bumped into me and spilled his beer on my shirt. I grabbed him and told he needs to buy me a beer or give me 100 baht for dry cleaning. He told me to go fuck myself so I headbutted him. He went down but unbeknownst to me he had two friends. One guy caught me with a glass to the back of the head. Turned around and tripped him, gave him a few good ones. The third guy caught me with a kick, tripped him too and then the bouncers went in.
 
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Bones Nose said:
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Do you know that Sun Academy school for delinquents on Banks and Coconut Creek Pkwy? It's right by the DMV, where I'm sure you've had to go to get a hardship license or have your license reinstated.

Anyway close to 15 years ago it was a pool hall called Side Pockets. Picture Premier but bigger. So they used to have beer pong tournaments on weekends. They also used to serve alcohol to underaged people, but I'll get to why that matters later.

So my cousin and other cousin's husband are down from WV and they are really good at beer pong, so they say let's go. It was something like a $20 buy in, winner gets $250.

They make it to the finals. The team they're playing is just as good as they are. We're all drunk at this point and talking mad shit to each other. I knew that no matter who won, it was going to end in a fight. I was nervous but also drunk so I was like YOLO.

They win on the last cup (they hit a double so the other side didn't get to respond) and we go nuts celebrating. One of their guys comes across the table and tries to get in my cousin's face to talk shit. Bad idea with someone who isn't full of shit. My cousin drops him with a straight right and he falls forward. He's on his knees trying to pull on my cousin's shirt to get up while my cousin is just throwing BOLOs at his head.

Then I see his boy lining up a cheap shot on my cousin. I was like NOT TODAAAAY and sprinted the 10 or so feet separating us and landed the sloppiest haymaker you'll ever see. Nine times out of ten this punch doesn't land. But it landed that night and cheap shot boy went out.

I ended up getting tackled by 2 guys trying to break the fight up. My cousin quickly collects the winnings and we haul ass out of there afraid that the cops are about to arrive. Turns out no one called them because of all the underaged drinking going on lol.
 
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conor mcgregor nut hugger said:
Do you know that Sun Academy school for delinquents on Banks and Coconut Creek Pkwy? It's right by the DMV, where I'm sure you've had to go to get a hardship license or have your license reinstated.

Anyway close to 15 years ago it was a pool hall called Side Pockets. Picture Premier but bigger. So they used to have beer pong tournaments on weekends. They also used to serve alcohol to underaged people, but I'll get to why that matters later.

So my cousin and other cousin's husband are down from WV and they are really good at beer pong, so they say let's go. It was something like a $20 buy in, winner gets $250.

They make it to the finals. The team they're playing is just as good as they are. We're all drunk at this point and talking mad shit to each other. I knew that no matter who won, it was going to end in a fight. I was nervous but also drunk so I was like YOLO.

They win on the last cup (they hit a double so the other side didn't get to respond) and we go nuts celebrating. One of their guys comes across the table and tries to get in my cousin's face to talk shit. Bad idea with someone who isn't full of shit. My cousin drops him with a straight right and he falls forward. He's on his knees trying to pull on my cousin's shirt to get up while my cousin is just throwing BOLOs at his head.

Then I see his boy lining up a cheap shot on my cousin. I was like NOT TODAAAAY and sprinted the 10 or so feet separating us and landed the sloppiest haymaker you'll ever see. Nine times out of ten this punch doesn't land. But it landed that night and cheap shot boy went out.

I ended up getting tackled by 2 guys trying to break the fight up. My cousin quickly collects the winnings and we haul ass out of there afraid that the cops are about to arrive. Turns out no one called them because of all the underaged drinking going on lol.
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The wife felt like staying in, and I said we really need to hit sushi because they were doing a special salmon wrap that week.
She said she really didn't want to, I turned off the TV and insisted, saying we hadn't gone anywhere all week and I was going stir crazy.
She relented and I WON. 30 minutes later I had a wonderful salmon wrap and a chilled chardonnay.

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