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The Big Guy
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I've been to that DMV to get my license back a few timesDo you know that Sun Academy school for delinquents on Banks and Coconut Creek Pkwy? It's right by the DMV, where I'm sure you've had to go to get a hardship license or have your license reinstated.
Anyway close to 15 years ago it was a pool hall called Side Pockets. Picture Premier but bigger. So they used to have beer pong tournaments on weekends. They also used to serve alcohol to underaged people, but I'll get to why that matters later.
So my cousin and other cousin's husband are down from WV and they are really good at beer pong, so they say let's go. It was something like a $20 buy in, winner gets $250.
They make it to the finals. The team they're playing is just as good as they are. We're all drunk at this point and talking mad shit to each other. I knew that no matter who won, it was going to end in a fight. I was nervous but also drunk so I was like YOLO.
They win on the last cup (they hit a double so the other side didn't get to respond) and we go nuts celebrating. One of their guys comes across the table and tries to get in my cousin's face to talk shit. Bad idea with someone who isn't full of shit. My cousin drops him with a straight right and he falls forward. He's on his knees trying to pull on my cousin's shirt to get up while my cousin is just throwing BOLOs at his head.
Then I see his boy lining up a cheap shot on my cousin. I was like NOT TODAAAAY and sprinted the 10 or so feet separating us and landed the sloppiest haymaker you'll ever see. Nine times out of ten this punch doesn't land. But it landed that night and cheap shot boy went out.
I ended up getting tackled by 2 guys trying to break the fight up. My cousin quickly collects the winnings and we haul ass out of there afraid that the cops are about to arrive. Turns out no one called them because of all the underaged drinking going on lol.