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The Big Guy

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Do you know that Sun Academy school for delinquents on Banks and Coconut Creek Pkwy? It's right by the DMV, where I'm sure you've had to go to get a hardship license or have your license reinstated.

Anyway close to 15 years ago it was a pool hall called Side Pockets. Picture Premier but bigger. So they used to have beer pong tournaments on weekends. They also used to serve alcohol to underaged people, but I'll get to why that matters later.

So my cousin and other cousin's husband are down from WV and they are really good at beer pong, so they say let's go. It was something like a $20 buy in, winner gets $250.

They make it to the finals. The team they're playing is just as good as they are. We're all drunk at this point and talking mad shit to each other. I knew that no matter who won, it was going to end in a fight. I was nervous but also drunk so I was like YOLO.

They win on the last cup (they hit a double so the other side didn't get to respond) and we go nuts celebrating. One of their guys comes across the table and tries to get in my cousin's face to talk shit. Bad idea with someone who isn't full of shit. My cousin drops him with a straight right and he falls forward. He's on his knees trying to pull on my cousin's shirt to get up while my cousin is just throwing BOLOs at his head.

Then I see his boy lining up a cheap shot on my cousin. I was like NOT TODAAAAY and sprinted the 10 or so feet separating us and landed the sloppiest haymaker you'll ever see. Nine times out of ten this punch doesn't land. But it landed that night and cheap shot boy went out.

I ended up getting tackled by 2 guys trying to break the fight up. My cousin quickly collects the winnings and we haul ass out of there afraid that the cops are about to arrive. Turns out no one called them because of all the underaged drinking going on lol.
I've been to that DMV to get my license back a few times
 

steroid to heaven

Colonize the Sun
Dec 23, 2015
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i did most of my street fighting in elementary school. only had 1 as an adult.
if u win u may have someone after u when u least expect it
may go to jail, may get sued.
if u lose (and we've all seen better fighters lose to less skilled guys, it happens) then u have to live in shame forever.
no thanks.
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
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i did most of my street fighting in elementary school. only had 1 as an adult.
if u win u may have someone after u when u least expect it
may go to jail, may get sued.
if u lose (and we've all seen better fighters lose to less skilled guys, it happens) then u have to live in shame forever.
no thanks.
agree. I think my last fight was in boot camp, and that wasn't much of a fight. There were 5 of us who were in charge of certain areas in the barracks. I was in charge of the dayroom, which was gold because our sister flight used to give titty-shows when they cleaned their windows. But this day I was sitting with the 4 other area-owners on the benches outside the showers. It was June in San Antonio, and that was the chillest (literally) spot in the barracks. As area-owners, our job is to make sure everything is perfect, and get woke at 2 AM and yelled at for an hour if it isn't. So this really tall, lean guy with red hair and freckles (we called him Howdy Doody) comes sauntering over to our group. Sits down, just chilling. So we kind of look at the Latrine Queen (area owner of the bathrooms where Howdy Doody had detail) like 'wtf is this guy doing'.

Latrine Queen looks at Howdy Doody and asks what he needs. "Oh nothin'. I figure if you guys can just sit here and fuck off, so can I."
Latrine Queen gets agitated and says something to the effect of "nobody's waking you up at night when your job isn't done right, get in there and get it done." Howdy Doody stands up, towering over us, and says "who's going to make me?"

Now you need to know that I'm the "Smart Guy" in the group, wearing my giant dork-frame glasses, 160 lbs soaking wet...none of them really know my background, other than I dropped out of college, and this is the Air Force.

So when Howdy Doody says "Who's going to make me?" I stood up. He got as far as making a mean-mug before I ripped him to the body with a left hook. All the wind came out of his lungs in a little whistle noise, which was followed by a looooong groan as he dropped to one knee and then curled up on the floor.

"Me."

It was really quiet, everyone was shocked. I just told him to get back to work, and sat back down as he crawled back to his job.

Last night of boot camp we have "Amnesty Night" where we tell the Drill Instructors everything we got away with...that story was their favorite.
 
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The Big Guy

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Dirty blonde or does blonde hair
black frame glasses
Cowboy boots
Pretty close but shes german. I told her about you and she wasn't very impressed. She mumbled something in german that I dont think I can post.
 

Eric Trump

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Nov 21, 2017
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I beat the shit out of one guy who was coming at me with his hands down like he thought he was the terminator. Thats what pissed me of, like he though he was untouchable. The rest is history. But yes I fucked him up
 

Sex Chicken

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Sep 8, 2015
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One New Year’s Eve I was on my way to a party. I was high on E and drunk. I had a roommate who was a bike courier. Bike courier’s are degenerates one step up from squeegee kids. This guy was from New Zealand and was a deadbeat who didn’t even have a bank account. Anyway if you know bike couriers they have a raging hate on for cars and are super confrontational.

We are at one of the busiest intersections in Toronto (Spadina and Queen) and this SUV runs the red light to make a right turn and almost runs over our feet. My buddy kicks the back panel of the SUV hard. The SUV squeals to a stop and out jump these gangster looking dudes. The one guy starts chirping my buddy, and his friend starts walking towards him and pulls up his shirt, showing a gun in his belt. I was high as Hell and my confidence was through the roof, so I shot a sloppy double on the guy. We’re rolling around this huge intersection on New Year’s Eve. People are honking, people are screaming. Eventually a crowd grabs us and separates us. The guy was just desperate to get out of there before the cops come, so he jumps back in the SUV and they take off.

It’s not much of a fight story, but I just wanted people on this site to know that I’m a ride or die real one, and to leave me alone.
 
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Eric Trump

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Nov 21, 2017
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One New Year’s Eve I was on my way to a party. I was high on E and drunk. I had a roommate who was a bike courier. Bike courier’s are degenerates one step up from squeegee kids. This guy was from New Zealand and was a deadbeat who didn’t even have a bank account. Anyway if you know bike couriers they have a raging hate on for cars and are super confrontational. We are at one of the busiest intersections in Toronto (Spadina and Queen) and this SUV runs the red light to make a right turn and almost runs over our feet. My buddy kicks the back panel of the SUV hard. The SUV squeals to a stop and out jump these gangster looking dudes. The one guy starts chirping my buddy, and his friend starts walking towards him and pulls up his shirt, showing a gun in his belt. I was high as Hell and my confidence was through the roof, so I shot a sloppy double on the guy. We’re rolling around this huge intersection on New Year’s Eve. People are honking, people are screaming. Eventually a crowd grabs us and separates us. The guy was just desperate to get out of there before the cops come, so he jumps back in the SUV and they take off.

It’s not much of a fight story, but I just wanted people on this site to know that I’m a ride or die real one, and to leave me alone.
too much to read. Did you win?
 

Rambo John J

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One New Year’s Eve I was on my way to a party. I was high on E and drunk. I had a roommate who was a bike courier. Bike courier’s are degenerates one step up from squeegee kids. This guy was from New Zealand and was a deadbeat who didn’t even have a bank account. Anyway if you know bike couriers they have a raging hate on for cars and are super confrontational.

We are at one of the busiest intersections in Toronto (Spadina and Queen) and this SUV runs the red light to make a right turn and almost runs over our feet. My buddy kicks the back panel of the SUV hard. The SUV squeals to a stop and out jump these gangster looking dudes. The one guy starts chirping my buddy, and his friend starts walking towards him and pulls up his shirt, showing a gun in his belt. I was high as Hell and my confidence was through the roof, so I shot a sloppy double on the guy. We’re rolling around this huge intersection on New Year’s Eve. People are honking, people are screaming. Eventually a crowd grabs us and separates us. The guy was just desperate to get out of there before the cops come, so he jumps back in the SUV and they take off.

It’s not much of a fight story, but I just wanted people on this site to know that I’m a ride or die real one, and to leave me alone.
How was the E?
 

Rambo John J

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I did the sweden medical grade once...unforgettable euphoria
I also did some low grade once, was OK and fun but come down was poopy

Only did it twice...the good stuff was too good and I could see it becoming a regular "thing"

I'm a drug white belt still I think
 
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I'm 41 now. Havent been in a fight since my teens. And even that was me grabbing his shirt, tugging him towards me as I lowered my head and bloodied /broke his nose. He stopped right away. Back then I wouldnt do the back and forth face to face thing. I would punch or do something immediately. That way people dont fuck with you. Only had to fight twice in my life. First got split up real quick by people. Second was the headbutt .I've stopped more fights than I could count though. I'm a nice guy ..and I had tough friends .Im sure that helped also. Nowadays I would never get in a fight. Getting arrested, sued, etc..fuck that. A friend of mine got arrested and fined 15 thousand for fighting in seaside nj.
 
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4070

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I did the sweden medical grade once...unforgettable euphoria
I also did some low grade once, was OK and fun but come down was poopy

Only did it twice...the good stuff was too good and I could see it becoming a regular "thing"

I'm a drug white belt still I think
 

SongExotic2

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I'm 41 now. Havent been in a fight since my teens. And even that was me grabbing his shirt, tugging him towards me as I lowered my head and bloodied /broke his nose. He stopped right away. Back then I wouldnt do the back and forth face to face thing. I would punch or do something immediately. That way people dont fuck with you. Only had to fight twice in my life. First got split up real quick by people. Second was the headbutt .I've stopped more fights than I could count though. I'm a nice guy ..and I had tough friends .Im sure that helped also. Nowadays I would never get in a fight. Getting arrested, sued, etc..fuck that. A friend of mine got arrested and fined 15 thousand for fighting in seaside nj.
Wimp
 
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My childhood friend growing up got into a Mexican street gang. Didnt really mess with him much anymore. Third day of my Sophomore year he's getting jumped by 5 Mexican gangbangers. I reacted and helped him out. I would have been kicked out of school but I was good at baseball. I spent a half semester in School suspension. I grew up with the guy and wasnt gonna watch him get jumped.