Me: Kids these days, it's so scary man. I don't use my phone for shit. Just work emails.
TMMAC: You don't use the phone?
Me: Well that goes without saying. Emails and phone calls. But that's it. I'm oldschool.
TMMAC: You don't text?
Me: Oh, sure. OK so just emails, phone calls, and texts. But that's it.
TMMAC: What about photos?
Me: Oh yeah of course. OK; emails, phone calls, texts, and photos. After that I am unplugged, baby.
TMMAC: Music?
Me: Yeah I've got some songs, I like listening while driving. OK then just emails, phone calls, texts, photos, and music. But that's it. That's where I draw the line. This phone addiction is getting way too crazy.
TMMAC: What about that flashlight thingy?
Me: Oh, fuck yeah. That comes in handy tons. I like the calculator too. OK, aside from emails, phone calls, texts, photos, music, the calculator, and the flashlight thingy, I am totally not a phone junkie.
TMMAC: So you have like paper maps in your car then to find where you're going?
Me: Paper maps? Oh shit I forgot about those. lol No way man I love my Google Maps GPS. OK OK... emails, phone calls, texts, photos, music, the calculator, the flashlight thingy, and Google Maps GPS. But that's it. I'm hardcore not like the kids these days, always on their phones.
TMMAC: Any games?
Me: Chess sometimes. And maybe some Tetris... *sigh* . OK - aside from emails, phone calls, texts, photos, music, the calculator, the flashlight thingy, GPS, chess, and Tetris... I am TOTALLY not dependent on my phone.
TMMAC: Hey Masato, what are you doing right now?
Me: Shitposting on a forum with my phone. Why?