So I’m not joking.
A twat at work got sent an email saying he was at a party in Brighton with an infected cunt.
He tells me this in an edit suite. I’m like what? Are you serious?
Yeah.
Ok mate fuck off, I do appreciate it’s not the plague. But I have young kids and a wife ( it seems it doesn’t affect under 12s btw ). But that’s not the point.
You dick head.
Fuck off. Get out of my edit suite.
He goes.
I am feeling some sort of cold coming on.
TBC....
Speaking of infected cunts
When I was a young lad I rattled some tart who may not of been the sexiest donkey in the swamp..nor was I the first.
Anyway now long after I get a phone call from they NHS clinic in Nottingham informing me I'd been listed as one Of her last ten Sexual partners and I had to book anAppointment for a clap / Warts / all kinds of checks
Was fucken terrified.
Wound up in bed with with some other bird not long later and wound up just fooling around. I was scared to shad her because I thought I was riddled.
Turns out it was my mates coworker and himself just tricked me and called from Thier work office while they ate Bacon cobs one morning. Cunts.
@Leigh was mightily pissed off about something I think.
@Fingers mentioned it's a leap year. There's still time, gayboys
