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Splinty

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You should never do anything in life where everybody pulls their camera out to watch you
 

NotBanjaxo

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File this under "what did he think was going to happen?"

A fucking idiot visiting what looks to be a really shitty zoo, unless that enclosure goes back a hell of a long way with some open grassy areas, which I highly doubt. We didn't get to see how it ended, but I'm kind of rooting for the lion to at least cause some injury here.
 

Rambo John J

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File this under "what did he think was going to happen?"

A fucking idiot visiting what looks to be a really shitty zoo, unless that enclosure goes back a hell of a long way with some open grassy areas, which I highly doubt. We didn't get to see how it ended, but I'm kind of rooting for the lion to at least cause some injury here.
He literally thought he was quicker than a cat...fucking dumbass

Quickest large predator on earth fella...they are basically all fast twitch muscle
 

Eric Trump

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after reading the thread title I thought this was going to be about another netfilx documentary where they were suffocating cats
 

NotBanjaxo

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He literally thought he was quicker than a cat...fucking dumbass

Quickest large predator on earth fella...they are basically all fast twitch muscle
Yep!

Cats are ridiculously powerful for their size, and that one's bigger than he is.

@Miesha's Taint I love the thread title by the way, before I even opened it my face had formed this expression:

 
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Damn that was fast. Didn't even look like he put his hand through the bars, lion just grabbed it anyways lol

I wanna know how did it end?
 

Malakas

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Was he trying to touch it when it wasn't looking ? One of the last ways I would probably want to go is by being eaten .
 

Rambo John J

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Was he trying to touch it when it wasn't looking ? One of the last ways I would probably want to go is by being eaten .
surprised it didn't go all out and rip his arm off
he got lucky however it ended