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NotBanjaxo

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There are some crazy film theories out there, let's hear some of your favourites.

There's the classic one about how Stanley Kubrick used "The Shining" to confess to faking the footage of the moon landings, for example (I'll not post any videos of that theory here, as I think it's utter bullshit, but you can look it up if you haven't heard about it). I thought it would be cool to gather a few into one thread.

The first one I'm posting is this awesome theory, that says Snowpiercer is the sequel to Willy Wonka. Sounds crazy I know, but if you watch the video you'll see he makes valid points!


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEX52h1TvuA
 

BenAskrensStrikingcoach

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Fake moon landing theory cracks me up, it is easily debunked.

Kubrick theory is even more retarded but I have never heard the Shining connection.
 

BenAskrensStrikingcoach

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Video is hilarious by the way OP, there is definitely some hat tipping to Wonka, too many similarities, don't believe its a sequel though.
 

ShatsBassoon

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Fake moon landing theory cracks me up, it is easily debunked.

Kubrick theory is even more retarded but I have never heard the Shining connection.
Here it is. @VOTE TRUMP 2020 loves this shit

THESIS: Director Stanley Kubrick staged the moon landing


TWIST: Kubrick confesses as much through secret messages embedded in 1980 film The Shining (trailer above)

UNNECESSARILY COMPLEX METAPHOR: Jack Nicholson's character is Stanley Kubrick, the hotel is America, the hotel management is NASA, etc.


WHY 'ALL WORK AND NO PLAY...' PROVES IT: "May I humbly suggest that the word 'All' in this repeated sentence actually stands for 'A11' that is: 'A-One-One', or Apollo 11?"


WHY THE TWINS PROVE IT:"Because the previous NASA missions before Apollo were named Gemini!"


WHY A SWEATER PROVES IT:"Danny is wearing a sweater with a crudely sewn rocket pictured on the front. On the rocket clearly seen on Danny's sweater are the words: APOLLO 11."


WHY A STRAY SHOT OF 7-UP CRATES PROVES IT: "Seven Apollo missions went to the moon, but only six landed. Six crates of 7-up."


WHY A KEY LABELED 'ROOM 237' PROVES IT: "Because the average distance from the Earth to the Moon is 237,000 miles."


ACTUAL AVERAGE DISTANCE TO MOON: 238,857 miles


UNRELATED COMMENT MADE IN PASSING: "Of course the Cold War is also one of the driving forces for the entire reason for faking the moon landings. It was necessary to hide the advanced U.S. saucer technology from the Soviet Union."
 

BenAskrensStrikingcoach

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Here it is. @VOTE TRUMP 2020 loves this shit

THESIS: Director Stanley Kubrick staged the moon landing


TWIST: Kubrick confesses as much through secret messages embedded in 1980 film The Shining (trailer above)

UNNECESSARILY COMPLEX METAPHOR: Jack Nicholson's character is Stanley Kubrick, the hotel is America, the hotel management is NASA, etc.


WHY 'ALL WORK AND NO PLAY...' PROVES IT: "May I humbly suggest that the word 'All' in this repeated sentence actually stands for 'A11' that is: 'A-One-One', or Apollo 11?"


WHY THE TWINS PROVE IT:"Because the previous NASA missions before Apollo were named Gemini!"


WHY A SWEATER PROVES IT:"Danny is wearing a sweater with a crudely sewn rocket pictured on the front. On the rocket clearly seen on Danny's sweater are the words: APOLLO 11."


WHY A STRAY SHOT OF 7-UP CRATES PROVES IT: "Seven Apollo missions went to the moon, but only six landed. Six crates of 7-up."


WHY A KEY LABELED 'ROOM 237' PROVES IT: "Because the average distance from the Earth to the Moon is 237,000 miles."


ACTUAL AVERAGE DISTANCE TO MOON: 238,857 miles


UNRELATED COMMENT MADE IN PASSING: "Of course the Cold War is also one of the driving forces for the entire reason for faking the moon landings. It was necessary to hide the advanced U.S. saucer technology from the Soviet Union."
I read up on it after Banjaxed's post, hilarious shit.
 
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Fake moon landing theory cracks me up, it is easily debunked.

Kubrick theory is even more retarded but I have never heard the Shining connection.
Only mouth breathers buy this garbage.

The great thing about the internet is that it has enabled people to educate themselves.

The bad thing about the internet is that it has made complete retards think they're educated.
 

BenAskrensStrikingcoach

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Only mouth breathers buy this garbage.

The great thing about the internet is that it has enabled people to educate themselves.

The bad thing about the internet is that it has made complete retards think they're educated.

Bad thing about the internet is it allows all the retards to find each other and reinforce their retarded theories.
 

ShatsBassoon

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Only mouth breathers buy this garbage.

The great thing about the internet is that it has enabled people to educate themselves.

The bad thing about the internet is that it has made complete retards think they're educated.
 

so long

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Here is my personal theory, and I must admit that I am shocked that no one else is saying this:

Anakin wasn't a virgin birth or created by the force. Some Jedi dude shagged the Skywalker mom and did a Jedi mindtrick afterwards, telling her "This has never happened, we totally did not do it. Goodbye now!"
 

BenAskrensStrikingcoach

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Here is my personal theory, and I must admit that I am shocked that no one else is saying this:

Anakin wasn't a virgin birth or created by the force. Some Jedi dude shagged the Skywalker mom and did a Jedi mindtrick afterwards, telling her "This has never happened, we totally did not do it. Goodbye now!"
Didn't palpitations or what ever his name is impregnate her with his magical bullshit powers.

Flying sperm cell with a magical bullshit force field, or force force field if you like.
 

so long

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Didn't palpitations or what ever his name is impregnate her with his magical bullshit powers.

Flying sperm cell with a magical bullshit force field, or force force field if you like.
I think some guy shagged her and left and she was embarrased to say :D
 

BenAskrensStrikingcoach

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I think some guy shagged her and left and she was embarrased to say :D

Better than the original theory, maybe it was one of those aliens that looks like it has a shriveled dick on its face.

It wasn't a scrotian from the planet cockfacial I swear, it was the force.