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LeGarconDeCum

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Dec 25, 2019
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wonder how hilldog is holding up

I thought the story with the dog shelter clued more people in what a cunt Ellen is. for the unaware, she adopted a dog and signed a contract that stipulated that she could not rehouse the dog and that if she didnt want it she had to bring it back to the shelter. About a week goes by and she gives it to her hairdresser. Upon learning of the violated contract the shelter tries to get the dog back so Ellen goes on her show and cries about how mean they were being for wanting to separate the hairdresser from the dog. Naturally the viewers respond by flooding the shelter with negative reviews, phone calls and threats. When called out for sicking her viewership on a small kennel abiding by the terms of a contract, she said she just couldnt ignore her feelings.

tl;dr what a fucking cunt
 

Sex Chicken

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Sep 8, 2015
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She is a level 4 necromancer, and member of the thieves guild. Her treacherous ways are going to be brought to light once she displeases her overlords.
 

Nemo?

Too weird to live, too rare to die.
Dec 2, 2015
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She is a level 4 necromancer, and member of the thieves guild. Her treacherous ways are going to be brought to light once she displeases her overlords.
One well placed arrow and we can end her career....just saying aim for the knee
 

SongExotic2

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You ever showed up at work with black eyes etc?

Fuck I hate that shit. It's more awkward for other people tbh. But fuck me having to explain 29 times a day gets old. I was out drinking and fighting people. I'm okay with it. Calm the fuck down
 

MondoIDIOT

Better than you !
Mar 20, 2020
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I used to tussle in the backs yard in my hey day

Did a lot of pounding behind the shed with my cousin.


Good times




So I am very familiar with black eyes .

Ama if you need any assistance
 

Disciplined Galt

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You ever showed up at work with black eyes etc?

Fuck I hate that shit. It's more awkward for other people tbh. But fuck me having to explain 29 times a day gets old. I was out drinking and fighting people. I'm okay with it. Calm the fuck down
I always tell people I fell down in the shower and hit the toilet. Everyone knows I’m lying but wtf they gonna do about it?
 

SongExotic2

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I always tell people I fell down in the shower and hit the toilet. Everyone knows I’m lying but wtf they gonna do about it?
The opposite is just as funny. Last time I was all smashed up I just said, I was fucking hammered and some cunt tried to rob me outside my house. Knocked the shit outta me before I got my wits and smashed his head in.


Should see my bosses face when I told him that