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Le Chat Noir

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Please share.

At my cousin's wedding her husband came out and surprised her with a love song.
He was awful and I started laughing quietly, shoulders shaking, and I couldn't stop.
I had to excuse myself as ended up laughing until I cried, AND I was sitting with my Aunt and Uncle.
My Aunt look like she wanted to kill me and my date thought I was an asshole.



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Le Chat Noir

Le Chat Noir

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My wife made me go see Bridesmaids with her.
The theater was filled with nothing but chicks and some obvious bridal parties.
There may have been 3 other guys in the whole place.
It get's to the scene where John Hamm says "This is so awkward. I really want you to leave,
but I don't know how to say it without sounding like a dick."
I busted out with an involuntary howl, and I was the ONLY one, which cause the 3 other guys to start laughing,
and then my wife elbowed me in the ribs.

Ahhh it was beautiful.


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SongExotic2

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Le Chat Noir said:
My wife made me go see Bridesmaids with her.
The theater was filled with nothing but chicks and some obvious bridal parties.
There may have been 3 other guys in the whole place.
It get's to the scene where John Hamm says "This is so awkward. I really want you to leave,
but I don't know how to say it without sounding like a dick."
I busted out with an involuntary howl, and I was the ONLY one, which cause the 3 other guys to start laughing,
and then my wife elbowed me in the ribs.

Ahhh it was beautiful.


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What kind of fag would drive a convertible Z
 
sparkuri

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I was at a men's only meeting where you talk about traumatic experiences, this was about 10 years ago, a 6-month intensive psychological course on learned behavior.

One guy told his life story about a forced sexual experience & fear, he started peeing himself.
I started laughing & no one else did.
I thought he was joking, I didn't know that was a real thing; just in movies.
I felt fucking horrible.
 
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sparkuri said:
I was at a men's only meeting where you talk about traumatic experiences, this was about 10 years ago, a 6-month intensive psychological course on learned behavior.

One guy told his life story about a forced sexual experience & fear, he started peeing himself.
I started laughing & no one else did.
I thought he was joking, I didn't know that was a real thing; just in movies.
I felt fucking horrible.
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Fuck me lol.

Enjoy hell
 
Grateful Dude

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Well shit, Thant link may not work right ^^^

click on the blue link below, and it should open in YouTube. It’s worth the watch!
 
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Grateful Dude said:
Well shit, Thant link may not work right ^^^

click on the blue link below, and it should open in YouTube. It’s worth the watch!
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Yea at end of vid he's saying it was a conspiracy to get rid of him. Whole team got fired
 
Sex Chicken

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Le Chat Noir said:
Please share.

At my cousin's wedding her husband came out and surprised her with a love song.
He was awful and I started laughing quietly, shoulders shaking, and I couldn't stop.
I had to excuse myself as ended up laughing until I cried, AND I was sitting with my Aunt and Uncle.
My Aunt look like she wanted to kill me and my date thought I was an asshole.



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Similar story to this. I was like 16 and I went out of town to my cousins wedding. A bunch of farmers in a tiny farm town. My older cousin took me out before the ceremony started and we drove around the country roads drinking beers. By the time we got to the wedding we had a pretty good buzz going and the church was already pretty much full. The only seats we could get were like 3rd row middle. The bride and groom take the stage and the ceremony starts. My cousin is marrying this farm girl who had to be 250 pounds. The room is dead quiet and my cousin the groom is saying his vows. The bride is crying it’s the happiest day of her life. My cousin leans over to me an whispers, “I can’t believe Randy is marrying this pig.” It was so mean, and so wrong that I couldn’t help it. I howled. Then I spent the rest of the wedding trying to control myself as everyone behind me watched my shoulders shake. It was torture.
 
mfan773

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A friend of mine invited me to a Tae Kwon Do class, and one of the adults in the class slipped on a kick landing on his ass. I busted out laughing in front of the class; even with the guy right next to me. My friend was laughing at me, and telling me to basically shutting the fuck up. It was involuntary on my part because it was funny as fuck. :D
 
HEATH VON DOOM

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My grandma died about 8 years ago. When I pulled into the parking lot of the funeral home my sisters husband was in a full blown arguement with my cousin who goes about 350. As soon as I opened my car door I heard him yell " Mind your business you fat bitch" as he walked away. Everytime I looked at either if them for the next 2 days I couldnt help but laugh. To this day I greet him with that saying and we have a good laugh. It was a very appropriate way to arrive at a wake on that side of my family.
 
Papi Chingon

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I posted this story a few years ago, but here it is again.

Frat warning

I was at a jazz concert a few years back and it was a very formal affair, with men in suits and women in evening dresses. The person who put the event together thought a great venue for acoustics would be a commercial airplane hangar. There had been events here in the past, but not for a few years. The owner of the hangar had 500 or so plastic folding chairs, so the event planner thought they'd save money and just use those. I'm there with two friends of mine, one of whom wasn't raised correctly and has zero class. We are easily the youngest people in attenace by 30+years, and I keep having to scold my classless friend for things he is blurting out (ex. "Look at the big rubber tits on that old whore!" Or, when a lady sitting two seats away from me smiled, "You know she wants to fuck!"), all with no volume control. So now that I've set the mood let me fast forward to the concert starting. Music begins and the crowd is silent listening to the band perform. About 5 minutes in there is a loud "thwap" noise and then some people are whispering and a few stand up. It turns out one of these cheap plastic chairs collapsed and someone fell. People were helping the person up and we got a good laugh out of it. A few minutes later it happened again. We were laughing harder, but it was no big deal since we were being somewhat quiet. Then "the incident" happened. An older gentleman sitting directly in front of us had one of these faulty chairs and crashed to the ground. He was holding a glass of red wine and it went all over him. My classless friend was laughing so hard he was in tears. The guy looks at us directly in the eyes as he is on the ground with this horribly embarrassed look, and I am doing my best to bite my lip and stop laughing, but I can't because his look made my buddy laugh harder. To top it off my friend can't stop blurt in out, "did you see that shit?!" while he is elbowing me in the side. He laughs harder and it makes me laugh harder. The man who fell gets a new chair brought to him accompanied by tons of apologies by a staff member. He is in his new chair with wine all over him, and in my friend's mind, the fall just happen 2 seconds ago because he's still laughing just as hard and hasn't calmed down. I had to get up and walk away because of how badly I felt for the guy, and the fact that my friend kept making me laugh.

Short version

Senior citizen fell and I laughed...for several minutes. He looked at me dead in the eye and I was still laughing.
 
Filthy

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in Tech School, for the USAF. I was a 'retired student leader' for my last month, which meant I didn't have to stand in formation or run PT. Not that I ran PT after the first month, but that's another story. So a bunch of people had gotten busted sneaking out, they did this whole song and dance where they brought in drug dogs and another couple people got busted. The squadron commander comes down for an 'all-hands' formation, where everybody has to show up and form up. Except me and my good friend, Gabe, who's 'retired' drill team.

Our head Training Instructor tells this group of 400 people to 'come in close like family' so they can all hear him. Commander and some junior officers are standing behind him, all the other TIs are up there with him on this outdoor platform. He starts in to this real down-to-earth voice, talking about rumor mills...how they get going, how they can't be trusted, and almost pleadingly "it tears down the trust that is critical when lives are on the line"

Out of the side of his mouth Gabe whispers to me

"that's not what I heard."

and I laughed so fucking loud, deep belly booming laugh.
until 410 people turned and looked right at me.

goddamn Gabe.
 
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sparkuri said:
I was at a men's only meeting where you talk about traumatic experiences, this was about 10 years ago, a 6-month intensive psychological course on learned behavior.

One guy told his life story about a forced sexual experience & fear, he started peeing himself.
I started laughing & no one else did.
I thought he was joking, I didn't know that was a real thing; just in movies.
I felt fucking horrible.
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I need more info.....the forced sexual experience on a scale of 1-10 how bad was it? 1 being my supermodel teacher kept me after class the last month of grade 12 and had her way with me etc.....10 being 10 enough said
 
D241

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Mine's nowhere near as good as ya'lls, but like the OP mine also took place in a church.

I only went to church as a very young boy. Catholic. One day it was just me and my older brother, no mom or dad(I guess they had something to do).
The pasture is in front as you would imagine, speaking to everyone. He then in his loud voice, says "Let us proclaim, the mystery of faith", except his voice cracked Badly when he said "mystery". "Let us proclaaaaaim, the mYSTery of faiiiiith".

My brother and I both started laughing, but of course it was in church with a couple hundred people and dead silence, but that only made it worse. That fear of trying to quiet the laughter but the pressure of everyone looking at us, we just couldn't control it and both our quiet laughs turned into uncontrollable laughter to where tears came out my eyes. We had to get up and leave. Too embarrassed to return. Athiest to this day lol
 
D241

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Papi Chingon said:
I posted this story a few years ago, but here it is again.

Frat warning

I was at a jazz concert a few years back and it was a very formal affair, with men in suits and women in evening dresses. The person who put the event together thought a great venue for acoustics would be a commercial airplane hangar. There had been events here in the past, but not for a few years. The owner of the hangar had 500 or so plastic folding chairs, so the event planner thought they'd save money and just use those. I'm there with two friends of mine, one of whom wasn't raised correctly and has zero class. We are easily the youngest people in attenace by 30+years, and I keep having to scold my classless friend for things he is blurting out (ex. "Look at the big rubber tits on that old whore!" Or, when a lady sitting two seats away from me smiled, "You know she wants to fuck!"), all with no volume control. So now that I've set the mood let me fast forward to the concert starting. Music begins and the crowd is silent listening to the band perform. About 5 minutes in there is a loud "thwap" noise and then some people are whispering and a few stand up. It turns out one of these cheap plastic chairs collapsed and someone fell. People were helping the person up and we got a good laugh out of it. A few minutes later it happened again. We were laughing harder, but it was no big deal since we were being somewhat quiet. Then "the incident" happened. An older gentleman sitting directly in front of us had one of these faulty chairs and crashed to the ground. He was holding a glass of red wine and it went all over him. My classless friend was laughing so hard he was in tears. The guy looks at us directly in the eyes as he is on the ground with this horribly embarrassed look, and I am doing my best to bite my lip and stop laughing, but I can't because his look made my buddy laugh harder. To top it off my friend can't stop blurt in out, "did you see that shit?!" while he is elbowing me in the side. He laughs harder and it makes me laugh harder. The man who fell gets a new chair brought to him accompanied by tons of apologies by a staff member. He is in his new chair with wine all over him, and in my friend's mind, the fall just happen 2 seconds ago because he's still laughing just as hard and hasn't calmed down. I had to get up and walk away because of how badly I felt for the guy, and the fact that my friend kept making me laugh.

Short version

Senior citizen fell and I laughed...for several minutes. He looked at me dead in the eye and I was still laughing.
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I like this one a lot. Not sure if it's the funniest of the bunch but the way you tell it, it's my favorite thus far.

Great thread idea OP!
 
Papi Chingon

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D-raw said:
I like this one a lot. Not sure if it's the funniest of the bunch but the way you tell it, it's my favorite thus far.

Great thread idea OP!
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Dude, there are so many details in this story that needed to be left out so people actually read it. This story in and of itself could have been several pages. People don't like to read, so it was the most condensed version I could come up with. So much written which I deleted. It was easily the most awkward and embarrassing situation I can remember.
 
Jesus X

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some Japanese comedian just died from corona virus and I laughed because it said in the article that he was inspired by jerry lewis a japanese comedian doing jerry lewis style humor was a funny visual he died though.
 
Papi Chingon

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D-raw said:
Mine's nowhere near as good as ya'lls, but like the OP mine also took place in a church.

I only went to church as a very young boy. Catholic. One day it was just me and my older brother, no mom or dad(I guess they had something to do).
The pasture is in front as you would imagine, speaking to everyone. He then in his loud voice, says "Let us proclaim, the mystery of faith", except his voice cracked Badly when he said "mystery". "Let us proclaaaaaim, the mYSTery of faiiiiith".

My brother and I both started laughing, but of course it was in church with a couple hundred people and dead silence, but that only made it worse. That fear of trying to quiet the laughter but the pressure of everyone looking at us, we just couldn't control it and both our quiet laughs turned into uncontrollable laughter to where tears came out my eyes. We had to get up and leave. Too embarrassed to return. Athiest to this day lol
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I was raised catholic as well and I was sent off to boarding school in 8th grade. The town where the school was located was extremely small, and a (yes, one) gas station, and a (yes, one bed and breakfast). It had 2 boarding schools, then just country folk, and it was located in pomfret, ct (yes, you've never heard of the "town" just like the rest of the state). Anyways, on Sundays those who were catholic would go to the local church to attend mass. The townspeople always gave us a dirty look, which was from many years' experiences with the kids from our school who had not parents there to keep us in check. At boarding school (it was an all boys school), we'd fart as loud as we could in class or studyhall, and everyone would laugh. Well, this one day at church a kid named Pat Talmadge ripped a gnarly fart which echoed throughout this very small church. I have to admit, it was glorious! We (the kids without parents) laughed hysterically, yet no one else within the structure found it funny. The next week I noticed the locals didn't give us the same scowl, they upgraded it.
 
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