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BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
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Cause we are a bunch of cheap fucks, and we give our money to Walmart and Amazon who make the Chinese work for $9 a month so we can continue to be cheap fucks. And lazy.
Places other than China have cheap labor. The globalists get credit for this one.
 

Sheepdog

Protecting America from excessive stool loitering
Dec 1, 2015
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Splinty

Shake 'em off
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Dec 31, 2014
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It won't paste but the caption on the photo is 'Courtesy of Daniel Reardon'.

God help us.

BBC: Daniel, We're going to run a story about you having magnets stuck in your nose. It'll be a clever funny interest piece and we'll name-drop that you're a PhD in astrophysics. Send us your best photo so that we can offset the story about a grown man putting things in his nose like a 5-year-old, and not make you look too stupid. Remember this is how the majority of the world will see you on search.

DANIEL:
 

Onetrickpony

Stay gold
Nov 21, 2016
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I got a mandatory call back from work today to make sand bags because of the flood forecast. This has been deemed an essential service and I have no choice. My kids are home and I've been looking after them while my nurse wife works. If I don't go back I'll lose seniority in the union and most likely lose my position for the summer.

The government is telling everyone to stay home and keep social distance. I work for the government and am being forced back to work by people in human resources that are working from home.

I haven't seen my or my wifes parents (they are old and in the high risk group) for 3 weeks now because we do not want to risk our families health. I now have to risk them because I need day care for my daughter.

What the fuck is going on.
 

Yossarian

TMMAC Addict
Oct 25, 2015
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I got a mandatory call back from work today to make sand bags because of the flood forecast. This has been deemed an essential service and I have no choice. My kids are home and I've been looking after them while my nurse wife works. If I don't go back I'll lose seniority in the union and most likely lose my position for the summer.

The government is telling everyone to stay home and keep social distance. I work for the government and am being forced back to work by people in human resources that are working from home.

I haven't seen my or my wifes parents (they are old and in the high risk group) for 3 weeks now because we do not want to risk our families health. I now have to risk them because I need day care for my daughter.

What the fuck is going on.
Stay good man.

It's stressful enough with someone in the healthcare industry right now, hope your situation works out. Stay safe.
 

Atto

Chinese Virus
Feb 11, 2016
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I got a mandatory call back from work today to make sand bags because of the flood forecast. This has been deemed an essential service and I have no choice. My kids are home and I've been looking after them while my nurse wife works. If I don't go back I'll lose seniority in the union and most likely lose my position for the summer.

The government is telling everyone to stay home and keep social distance. I work for the government and am being forced back to work by people in human resources that are working from home.

I haven't seen my or my wifes parents (they are old and in the high risk group) for 3 weeks now because we do not want to risk our families health. I now have to risk them because I need day care for my daughter.

What the fuck is going on.
You will be ok.
 

Wild

Zi Nazi
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Dec 31, 2014
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I got a mandatory call back from work today to make sand bags because of the flood forecast. This has been deemed an essential service and I have no choice. My kids are home and I've been looking after them while my nurse wife works. If I don't go back I'll lose seniority in the union and most likely lose my position for the summer.

The government is telling everyone to stay home and keep social distance. I work for the government and am being forced back to work by people in human resources that are working from home.

I haven't seen my or my wifes parents (they are old and in the high risk group) for 3 weeks now because we do not want to risk our families health. I now have to risk them because I need day care for my daughter.

What the fuck is going on.
Stay safe brother.
 

Onetrickpony

Stay gold
Nov 21, 2016
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Stay good man.

It's stressful enough with someone in the healthcare industry right now, hope your situation works out. Stay safe.
The first woman that called me from human resources was so freaked out by my reaction she had someone else call back.

I was pretty pissed off that they would threaten my seniority during a quarantine and let her have it. I told her that I couldn't believe she could have the audicity to phone me from home and order me back to work when the government (who she works for) was telling us to be socially distant and had shut down the schools and daycares that my kids would normally be at. The worst part is that people were kept employed for a month after they were laid off last year to destroy the sand bags that had been made in the spring.

I was met with a whole bunch of silence on that 10 minute call / diatribe.

I'm not mad that I need to go back to work, I understand that flood preparations have to be made. I'm mad that they gave me less that 24 hours notice and threatened my seniority.
 

Yossarian

TMMAC Addict
Oct 25, 2015
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The first woman that called me from human resources was so freaked out by my reaction she had someone else call back.

I was pretty pissed off that they would threaten my seniority during a quarantine and let her have it. I told her that I couldn't believe she could have the audicity to phone me from home and order me back to work when the government (who she works for) was telling us to be socially distant and had shut down the schools and daycares that my kids would normally be at. The worst part is that people were kept employed for a month after they were laid off last year to destroy the sand bags that had been made in the spring.

I was met with a whole bunch of silence on that 10 minute call / diatribe.

I'm not mad that I need to go back to work, I understand that flood preparations have to be made. I'm mad that they gave me less that 24 hours notice and threatened my seniority.
I'm glad my kid is old enough, not gonna lie. And the wife works from home safely. I do still work however. You never would want to bring something home.
 

Sheepdog

Protecting America from excessive stool loitering
Dec 1, 2015
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thanks fixed it. BBC change the way they do their stories so the embed is messed up I'll have to fix it.
Hey Doc, this article is a week old now but I want it to be added to the 'lordofthepies is always right about everything' database.

Most Australian coronavirus cases coming from USA: PM

Remember, I said this is what was happening ages ago. It's ultimately on the backs of our dumbass racist politicians who clearly couldn't see that Asia was no longer the epicentre, but it was moving to the US.

Still, shows that American incompetence has fucked us as well. You always get dipshits on here go 'durr why do you care 'bout Merican politics?' This is why, retards.
 
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The Big Guy

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Hey Doc, this article is a week old now but I want it to be added to the 'lordofthepies is always right about everything' database.

Most Australian coronavirus cases coming from USA: PM

Remember, I said this is what was happening ages ago. It's ultimately on the backs of our dumbass racist politicians who clearly couldn't see that Asia was no longer the epicentre, but it was moving to the US.

Still, shows that American incompetence has fucked us as well. You always get dipshits on here go 'durr why do you care 'bout Merican politics?' This is why, retards.
Do you blame america for the koala BBQ too? I like mine medium rare