Because it was private, I'm gonna go about a 6 & leave it there.
General Times You Laughed Inappropriately
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Years ago when I was 11 or 12 we were at Catholic mass and the priest was leading the prayer and he says “Father, I stand next to this mountain...” and my step dad leans over to me and says “and I chop it down with the edge of my hand, da da deer deer” while playing air guitar. I had to bury my head in my hands and fight the urge to die laughing. My mom was less than impressed with us.
Years ago when I was in treatment, there was this older gentleman that would come to the facility and share his stories of his drunken escapades and how he overcame his addiction. One night there was about 8 of us sitting in the lobby listening to him. He was telling us of how when he lost his license he would ride his bike around to the neighborhood bars. I guess one night he got really hammered and rode his bike into the curb and flipped over the handlebars and fucked himself up pretty bad. The visual of him wiping out sent me into hysterics, I tried to contain it but I just shook with laughter. The couple people sitting next to me caught the bug too and we just sat there shaking. Some people thought it inappropriate but I still maintain it was hilarious.
Years ago when I was in treatment, there was this older gentleman that would come to the facility and share his stories of his drunken escapades and how he overcame his addiction. One night there was about 8 of us sitting in the lobby listening to him. He was telling us of how when he lost his license he would ride his bike around to the neighborhood bars. I guess one night he got really hammered and rode his bike into the curb and flipped over the handlebars and fucked himself up pretty bad. The visual of him wiping out sent me into hysterics, I tried to contain it but I just shook with laughter. The couple people sitting next to me caught the bug too and we just sat there shaking. Some people thought it inappropriate but I still maintain it was hilarious.
I just remembered another one..
Mid-late 90's I was watching a movie in theatre with my dad. (I really want to remember the movie, it was about survival in the wilderness and one guy is trying to kill another one, like hunt him. I think either nicholas cage, anthony hopkins, or sean connery was in the movie)
Anyways it was a serious part of the movie, and one of the actors line was, (loud and serious tone)"If you're looking for a friend, well I'm the only friend you've got!!". Right after he said that, my dad whispered, "now bend over". I lost it and started laughing so loud I had to leave the theatre to compose myself.
Mid-late 90's I was watching a movie in theatre with my dad. (I really want to remember the movie, it was about survival in the wilderness and one guy is trying to kill another one, like hunt him. I think either nicholas cage, anthony hopkins, or sean connery was in the movie)
Anyways it was a serious part of the movie, and one of the actors line was, (loud and serious tone)"If you're looking for a friend, well I'm the only friend you've got!!". Right after he said that, my dad whispered, "now bend over". I lost it and started laughing so loud I had to leave the theatre to compose myself.
I made a comment to my then girlfriend, "that's interesting, the inner part of your hands have wrinkles like an old womans hands".
She got very defensive. She confided in me that it was a very sensitive subject for her, it was hereditary and she used to get made fun of when she was younger.
I told her, "To me, I viewed you as perfect, but there's no such thing as the perfect girl, you must have some sort of flaw, but if this is your flaw, then to me you are perfect because I don't care about that".
Melted her heart. It was true though. She had a pretty face, big natural tits, and nice thick butt. I cared about that lol
Anyways, fast forward to later THAT SAME NIGHT, we start fooling around. This was VERY early in our relationship you may have figured out.
She grabs my hog, and she comments, "your dick is so soft". I was rock hard, but she was referring to the smoothness of my dick. Without thinking, I immediately said, "Well with hands like yours, anything is going to feel smooth". Then I busted out laughing but she was NOT amused. She was pissed, understandably so but I just couldn't stop laughing b/c it was fairly witty. I don't think we finished fooling around that night but in hindsight, it was funny and worth it lol
She got very defensive. She confided in me that it was a very sensitive subject for her, it was hereditary and she used to get made fun of when she was younger.
I told her, "To me, I viewed you as perfect, but there's no such thing as the perfect girl, you must have some sort of flaw, but if this is your flaw, then to me you are perfect because I don't care about that".
Melted her heart. It was true though. She had a pretty face, big natural tits, and nice thick butt. I cared about that lol
Anyways, fast forward to later THAT SAME NIGHT, we start fooling around. This was VERY early in our relationship you may have figured out.
She grabs my hog, and she comments, "your dick is so soft". I was rock hard, but she was referring to the smoothness of my dick. Without thinking, I immediately said, "Well with hands like yours, anything is going to feel smooth". Then I busted out laughing but she was NOT amused. She was pissed, understandably so but I just couldn't stop laughing b/c it was fairly witty. I don't think we finished fooling around that night but in hindsight, it was funny and worth it lol
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Really good friend and FWB from work got back from Nigeria and bought loads of cheap cigarettes for his dad. His dad dropped down dead. Colleague and I looked at each other both knowing we were blaming it on the cigarettes. We both had to walk into the bathroom.
Not nice. And I really try and pride myself on being nice. Thankfully he didn't know we were laughing about it.
Not nice. And I really try and pride myself on being nice. Thankfully he didn't know we were laughing about it.
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I got a alcoholic uncle who's a welder. He has epileptic seizures. He doesn't take his meds cause it makes him feel sick when he drinks. Oh well cause he drinks all day and has random seizures all the time. Nobody helps him and we all make fun of him for shaking. He will fall out at work in the shop and we tell him hes not getting paid for sleeping. To quit faking or drink another beer. We call it flopping around and tell him we dont appreciate him fucking around at work.
Once a customer tried to help him by holding down his legs while he was flopping. Once unc got up the customer was concerned and said he tried to hold his legs. My uncle told him "thats something a f@g would do"
The guy looked horrified and we all laughed at him until he left. Fuck that guy
Once a customer tried to help him by holding down his legs while he was flopping. Once unc got up the customer was concerned and said he tried to hold his legs. My uncle told him "thats something a f@g would do"
The guy looked horrified and we all laughed at him until he left. Fuck that guy
I like your uncle. I wouldn't let him weld shit for me, but I'd gladly have a beer with him and laugh if he went I to a seizure. Sounds like a good time.
me and a friend were about 14, walking on the boardwalk and th3e old man in front of us ripped a loud fart. we laughed like crazy and he turned around and glared at us- as if we were guilty of farting- which made us lol more
my friend who was 14 and 4'10", also very skinny, was horsing around with a normal sized kid and suddenly goes into a karate stance and said "never hit me" shit was about to get real... lil guy threw a kick, big guy blocked the kick, the force of the block on the kicking leg sent the lil guy head over heels and he crashed to the ground like fine china. so 1 second he was mr karate assassin, and the next second he is broken on the floor looking like a wet blanket and gasping. i laughed my asshole off, and i dont normally lol when someone gets hurt. especially my best friend and fake lil brother. but his pain was over nothing, he was just a lil pussy. he was fine a minute later.
that lil kid turned into as asshole of a lil adult, 1 of the worst ive known. he was a piece of shit by 16 in fact.
my friend who was 14 and 4'10", also very skinny, was horsing around with a normal sized kid and suddenly goes into a karate stance and said "never hit me" shit was about to get real... lil guy threw a kick, big guy blocked the kick, the force of the block on the kicking leg sent the lil guy head over heels and he crashed to the ground like fine china. so 1 second he was mr karate assassin, and the next second he is broken on the floor looking like a wet blanket and gasping. i laughed my asshole off, and i dont normally lol when someone gets hurt. especially my best friend and fake lil brother. but his pain was over nothing, he was just a lil pussy. he was fine a minute later.
that lil kid turned into as asshole of a lil adult, 1 of the worst ive known. he was a piece of shit by 16 in fact.
There was this time this complete idiot made a fake money bet on here but set the settle option from 2 years after the fight took place. The amount of crying he did when the other person took advantage of the loophole he placed in his bet was hilarious. To this day the bet is still up and open if anyone wants to accept.
I still laugh uncontrollably when I think about that fucking idiot crying over it.
I still laugh uncontrollably when I think about that fucking idiot crying over it.
Name and shame, babe, Share the laugh wealth, we could all do with it.
When I was 16 me and my two best friends were co-captains of the wrestling team. One weekend we all did acid. Some girl at the party ratted is out to one of the teachers who then told our coach. The next week our coach called us over to his apartment for a “meeting”. When we show up, he springs it on us that he knew we did acid. This coach was like a father to me. He taught me how to drive, helped me get into university. He was almost in tears. He was so disappointed in us and so hurt. It was really heartbreaking. We all felt like shit. Then as he’s telling us how stupid drugs were, and how dangerous they are, he said “What if you have a flashback during a match!?!”. One of us giggled and then we all started laughing. The harder we tried to stop the harder we laughed. He glared at us like we were monsters. I still think it’s hilarious and I’m still ashamed.
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