LOL at Dana the fucking clown

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BenAskrensStrikingcoach

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Jan 30, 2015
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How could anyone justify 2 sweaty guys all over each other when the 6ft physical distancing is in place?
Both are tested and clean I would guess, who gives a fuck either way, way too many bodies there involved with running an event besides the fight itself, can control that enviornment but not the world around it, someone would get sick.


In all seriousness though I propose they fight on stilts with 6 foot pool noodles in each hand, or put everybody involved in plastic bubbles fighters included, get that old geordie referee with the whistle off gladiators and replace Rogan with a chimp in a top hat that smokes cigars.

Instead of an audience they can fill the arena with howler monkeys.