Wrestlemania 36
- Thread starter HEATH VON DOOM
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This movie scene is alot better than watching Undertaker actually trying to wrestle in a ring again. Last few years have been tough
Glad you finally turned off Tiger King and tuned in
So is that a win, or does he have to fill it with the tractor?
This is bullshit. We all know once you're in the grave it's over.
The thought of AJ just running the whole tractor into the grave made me happy, for some odd reason
Come on bad guy cheap shot!
I’ll legitimately mark out for a nut jab. Taker deserves it after what he did to Brock’s.
Did they really just kill AJ? What a showman.
I didn't even see all of it, and it was awesome.
Holy Shit, we have one of those tomorrow?
Oh yes! Oh yes. Johnathon Cena faces his past, as Bray Wyatt does, uh, the same as they meet in a Firefly Funhouse Match
Okay, hear me out. Imagine if tomorrow night, during the Firefly Funhouse Match, John Cena finds the ghost of a young boy, who is trapped in the demonic funhouse. Before he can escape with Cena, our jorted hero, he must find his sister.
Cena, having no kids in the front row to hug, accepts the side quest. This is a mother fuppin heel then by ghost boy. It is the spirit of a young Braythaniel Wyatt, looking for his Sister Abigail, huh?!
Oh but wait! Cena is able to Attitude Adjust that witch(???) into a fridge. Lamb masks people emerge from the shadows, to save their grandma leader or whatever. Cena picks up a barbed wire candy cane, fending off the bah bah B tier henchmen. ONLY for Huskus the Pig to eat said barbed wire candy cane. Evolving into a Barbed Beware Q Porkmeister. We then watch as Cena fights a Pig Kaiju, whom then itself is controlled by a giant Fiend puppetmaster.
Only if the damn marks didnt run Russo off, could you imagine?! Well, then Sister Abigial would be pregnant, on a pole probably, if he was booking it, but we have to make sacrifices.
Cena, having no kids in the front row to hug, accepts the side quest. This is a mother fuppin heel then by ghost boy. It is the spirit of a young Braythaniel Wyatt, looking for his Sister Abigail, huh?!
Oh but wait! Cena is able to Attitude Adjust that witch(???) into a fridge. Lamb masks people emerge from the shadows, to save their grandma leader or whatever. Cena picks up a barbed wire candy cane, fending off the bah bah B tier henchmen. ONLY for Huskus the Pig to eat said barbed wire candy cane. Evolving into a Barbed Beware Q Porkmeister. We then watch as Cena fights a Pig Kaiju, whom then itself is controlled by a giant Fiend puppetmaster.
Only if the damn marks didnt run Russo off, could you imagine?! Well, then Sister Abigial would be pregnant, on a pole probably, if he was booking it, but we have to make sacrifices.
Well, I just skipped through a lot of that to see what a mania looks like with no crowd, and my considered opinion is:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Even a big spot like the one Owens did just feels so ridiculous in that situation. The bizarre thing is that the least awkward thing on the show was the Taker-AJ bad short-film, but holy fuck was that still embarrassing.
If these greedy cunts need to put on a show, then put on a show. But don't call it Wrestlemania.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Even a big spot like the one Owens did just feels so ridiculous in that situation. The bizarre thing is that the least awkward thing on the show was the Taker-AJ bad short-film, but holy fuck was that still embarrassing.
If these greedy cunts need to put on a show, then put on a show. But don't call it Wrestlemania.
The #1 rule in Rasslin is the show must go on. Sucks that Mania has to be like this but its good to see Vince holding true to something
Yes, but it's a terrible rule made up by a dude who is crazier than a shithouse rat. The show doesn't have to go on. As I said, even if they were desperate, they should have put on another PPV and delayed mania. That way they still could have got the normal revenue that comes with mania.