Best Rogan/Goldy commentary lines for this Dana sex tape

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Yes I had to make this its own thread. I joked with @MMAHAWK in another thread about this tape, that Rogan and Goldy were actually there calling the action..... So what would some of their best lines be..... GO!!!

"And it is aaaaaaaaall over"

 

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MMAHAWK

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“He’s the Michael Jordan of sex tapes”

 

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“Welcome to the Ultimate fucking challenge “ - Bill Wallace
“I just saw swinging” Jim Brown
“He’s like a crab or an anaconda “ - Ben Perry
“The heel was the strongest bone in the body” - Ben Perry

 

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"Oh that looks tight"- Joe Rogan

 

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Jeff Blatnick-“Oh Lord”
Bruce Beck- “Oh my his legs are shaking”

 

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Rhino said:

"Oh that looks tight"- Joe Rogan

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“He’s using the rape choke”

 

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"once they hit the ground it was all over"

 

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"I know what you're thinking, mighty ball mighty ball DEEP DEEP DEEP!"

Spoiler

that's an actual Goldy quote

 

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"Dana smells an opening"

 

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Goldy: "She can't keep absorbing those shots"


stripper's corner: "HEAD MOVEMENT!! HEAD MOVEMENT!!"

 

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"AND...HERE WE GO!
tonight's fight clock brought to you by Pornhub"

 

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Dana's sex tape would definitely be commentated by "The Dog."

 

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Rogan: Looks like Dana is going in for a Greek Headlock! He's got it!! he's got it deep, Mike!!! - Oh, he's out...

 

so long

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Mike: Wow, looks like is Jennifer Aniston really likes to have a grip on things..
Joe: That's Sarah Palin, Mike.
Mike: Right.

 

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Hilarious thread idea @Rhino !!!

“She’s going for the anaconda.”

“They are moving to the north south position.”

“Dana smells the opening.”

“Here comes the shot.”

 

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”Don’t forget Blade: the Series premiering tonight right here on Spike following Ultimate Fuck Night; a combination of action, gore, and creepiness with a nice dose of vampire sexuality, not to mention the best action production television on TV. Blade: the Series right here on Spike.”

“Wow, his precision is really precise.”

 

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I forgot about this classic Rogan line which qualifies.... "Look at that Badonk"

 

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He's got that look in his eye, Joe

 

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"I think he's about to deposit some snow in her driveway, Joe."