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Hauler

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Since the game tonight is at Lambeau, here's a fun fact:

The "frozen tundra" of Lambeau is a lie. The field is heated, and it has been since 1967.

On top of that...Tundra by definition is frozen. So saying "frozen tundra" is like saying "this frozen ground is frozen"

Fucking cheese-eating morons.
Detroit by 35
 
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Hauler

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I bet moneylines. Spread on a 4 team in the NFL is way too hard.
Every week I put 3 different parlays in for every 1 pm game. One for ML, one for spread and one for o/u.

In the 3 years I've been doing it, I've hit the ML parlay once.

 

Hauler

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I expect Love to have trouble with that Detriot defense.
Same.
That's why I only have them winning by 2.

I still have a hard time picking Detroit on the road.

I might double this up with a parlay on the under (45)
 

Hauler

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When I saw Lil Wayne leading the Packers out of the tunnel, I knew my bet was fucked.
 

NotBanjaxo

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The Patriots are struggling, and the Lions don't suck.

It truly is a new era in the NFL.
 

Hauler

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Wild @Wild

Sportsbetting is now active in KY.

DraftKings & FanDuel have plenty of incentives for placing bets in KY even if you already have an active account.

One is +100 odds on a $50 bet that at least 1 point is scored in the UK / Florida game. That's on both FD and DK.

Another is a +100 odds boost for a moneyline bet on Louisville this weekend. I think that was on FanDuel.
 

NotBanjaxo

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Dolphins vs Bills is definitely game of the week.

Time to recalibrate and forget the hype, no way the Fins score 70 points on the Bills! With apologies to Rambo John J @Outlaw Shit, two weeks ago the Broncos defense made the Commanders look like a good offense. Last week, the Bills defense destroyed those same Commanders.

I still have faith in the Fins' ability to score a good haul, but it remains to be seen if the defense can keep Josh Allen in check.

It hasn't happened so far lol.
 

Rambo John J

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Dolphins vs Bills is definitely game of the week.

Time to recalibrate and forget the hype, no way the Fins score 70 points on the Bills! With apologies to Rambo John J @Outlaw Shit, two weeks ago the Broncos defense made the Commanders look like a good offense. Last week, the Bills defense destroyed those same Commanders.

I still have faith in the Fins' ability to score a good haul, but it remains to be seen if the defense can keep Josh Allen in check.

It hasn't happened so far lol.
Did you see that guy just get a TD with only one foot inbounds?

haha ridiculous
 

NotBanjaxo

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We're REALLY missing the injured Jalen Ramsay at CB.

With him and Xavien Howard, we'd have the best corners in the league. With him and Eli Apple both out, some guy called Kader Kohou is playing, and he just gave up a 40+ yard PI call that put Buffalo in position to score.

We may have to score 70 again at this rate lol.

EDIT: Just lost our left tackle too. Bugger.
 
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NotBanjaxo

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Now Tyreek Hill's down holding his knee???

Fuck, hope he's OK, this could be a disastrous game.
 

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Rambo John J @Outlaw Shit

Hmmm, so this is what it feels like to lose by a huge margin in 2023!

Bills getting revenge for you for last week right now.
 

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Jets looked like they were gonna get blown out and suddenly we have a game
 

Hauler

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Glad I made the 5 hour drive to watch the Bengals lay a total egg.

They need to sit Burrow until he's healthy. A big part of his game is moving around the pocket and right now he can't do it. And this O-Line isn't good enough to have him just sit in the pocket.

Rest him. We aren't winning games and he's just going to get injured because he's been taking some serious shots.

I did have fun though. Nashville is a fun ass town.
 

Rambo John J

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I love the Manning bros commentary, shit is funny.
Glad I made the 5 hour drive to watch the Bengals lay a total egg.

They need to sit Burrow until he's healthy. A big part of his game is moving around the pocket and right now he can't do it. And this O-Line isn't good enough to have him just sit in the pocket.

Rest him. We aren't winning games and he's just going to get injured because he's been taking some serious shots.

I did have fun though. Nashville is a fun ass town.
What did you do in Nashville?

I agree, let burrow get to 85% before you let him play. Seems like 70% max lately