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BJTT_Pella

I want to go fishing.
Jun 25, 2015
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Yeah everything in yours seems to be spicy
Smart move since heat an endorphin release and keeps well.

Yours are self heating too while Australia and New Zealands soldiers get a small copper pot to heat their meals in or sell at a scrap metal yard. lol

That's bullshit. It's 2016, I think they can furnish MRE heaters.
 
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Punch

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Oh yeah Hauler @Alco Hauler. Tell him, "Secure your shit!". Bunch of motherfucking thieves in the military, i shit you not. They'll steal your socks as you're wearing them. I always kept my shit locked up, but I heard, "Where is my blah-blah-blah?" so many times in boot.
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
35,390
34,272
Oh yeah Hauler @Alco Hauler. Tell him, "Secure your shit!". Bunch of motherfucking thieves in the military, i shit you not. They'll steal your socks as you're wearing them. I always kept my shit locked up, but I heard, "Where is my blah-blah-blah?" so many times in boot.
Show him the opening scene of Full Metal Jacket.
 

tang

top korean roofer
Oct 21, 2015
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I smoked weed all the way til I shipped out to boot camp. Of course I signed a drug waiver :cool:. But the very last night I spent at home, I got high as a kite thinking it'll be my last and watched "Full Metal Jacket" for the first time. I definitely had a bad trip... I don't suggest any of this.

Just some pull ups, sit ups, and run 3 mile once a week... And if ur nephew is infantry I suggest him go backpacking with heavy shit in ur pack
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
39,772
53,672
What trade is he going into? I apologize if you already said but I forgot and I'm also incredibly lazy and don't want to look
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
45,415
57,815
What trade is he going into? I apologize if you already said but I forgot and I'm also incredibly lazy and don't want to look
Don't know. I will be seeing him in a few weeks. I will ask.
 

tang

top korean roofer
Oct 21, 2015
9,398
12,402
If he says he went open contract slap the shit out of him. Also find out his asvab score and GT score.
Na dont slap him... Cuz his life will suck anyway. If that is the case tell him to grow some thick skin and hope he doesn't mind cooking eggs or driving a truck
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
45,415
57,815
Also make sure he's active in the DEP program. What'd did he Choose? Please tell me he didn't go open contract.
Finally got a chance to talk to him. He said he signed up under "supply". I have no idea what that means. He also got 2 of his buddies to sign up too so he says he'll be going in as a Private 1st Class. I guess getting recruits gets you a better ranking.
 

Lord Vutulaki

Banned
Jan 16, 2015
16,651
5,956
Finally got a chance to talk to him. He said he signed up under "supply". I have no idea what that means. He also got 2 of his buddies to sign up too so he says he'll be going in as a Private 1st Class. I guess getting recruits gets you a better ranking.
Sounds like a pyramid scheme/Avon /Protestant church

He's fucked.
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
45,415
57,815
Sounds like a pyramid scheme/Avon /Protestant church

He's fucked.
Not as much as the privates I reckon. They don't even get a "2nd Class" ranking. They're just privates. Which as a kid - that's what you call your balls.
 

Disciplined Galt

Disciplina et Frugalis
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
26,030
30,881
Finally got a chance to talk to him. He said he signed up under "supply". I have no idea what that means. He also got 2 of his buddies to sign up too so he says he'll be going in as a Private 1st Class. I guess getting recruits gets you a better ranking.
He'll end up in the canteen.
 

tang

top korean roofer
Oct 21, 2015
9,398
12,402
Ive seen fights start over Jalepeno cheese spread. I even used to eat them in the barracks lol. I really thought they were good. I do miss the Beef Stew. It was great.
The MREs are pretty good beer food. Especially late at night when the PX is closed