ass phone

Disciplined Galt

Disciplina et Frugalis

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I am nude most of the time. Just figured out I can hold it between my cheeks while taking a leak. If you grace me with your presence you probably shouldn't borrow my phone. Tomorrow will be grand.

 

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...what in the fuck? Lol

 

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GSPTrainingInAPool

Man on the silver mountain

Dec 1, 2015

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need some photo evidence I think

 

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Rjpartner said:

need some photo evidence I think

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Nonono. No.

 

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Robbie Hart

All Biden Voters Are Mindless Sheep

Feb 13, 2015

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Great thread, would read again

 

GSPTrainingInAPool

Man on the silver mountain

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Alienator said:

Nonono. No.

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Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke

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only if clean out of a shower

would come in handy if nude at a festival

 

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Disciplined Galt

Disciplina et Frugalis

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Alienator said:

Nonono. No.

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Luckily my better half who would have happily shot a picture is away for a week. Just pray this thread doesn't keep my attention for that long or There Will Be Ass Phone Pictures. And not the kind you like.
However if any more attractive poster such as Joe Macka would like to post them I am all eyes.

 

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Disciplined Galt

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Rambo John J said:

only if clean out of a shower

would come in handy if nude at a festival

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My ass is always clean, I use my left hand and water.

 

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Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke

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Disciplined Galt

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Rambo John J said:

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Nah man, I use Korean made.

 

HEATH VON DOOM

Remember the 5th of November

Oct 21, 2015

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This thread is a perfect candidate for the dump. Literally

 

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Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.

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I'm happy that Galt isn't pink anymore.

 

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Super Dave

The party’s over

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I think that's how you get pink eye.

 

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Disciplined Galt

Disciplina et Frugalis

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Mix6APlix said:

I'm happy that Galt isn't pink anymore.

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Cheers mate. In honor of Vutu I'll wear a pink shirt to work tmw.
Seriously though, the assphone is practical. Love your dawg stories btw.

 

diet butcher

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I used to smuggle drugs into clubs in my ass crack.

 

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Darqnezz

Merkin' fools since pre-school

Apr 25, 2015

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Now your texting with shitty fingers.

 

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SCADA

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Phone specs?

 

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SCADA said:

Phone specs?

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And yet it fits with ease.

 

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SCADA

Posting Machine

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Ghost Bro

Wololo ~Leave no turn unstoned

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Give us your number so we drop call yo ass.

 

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SongExotic2

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We should have a weekly conference call

 

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Tiiimmmaaayyy

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Galt said:

I am nude most of the time. Just figured out I can hold it between my cheeks while taking a leak. If you grace me with your presence you probably shouldn't borrow my phone. Tomorrow will be grand.

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Tiiimmmaaayyy

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View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a84p6lYdwjY

 

gangsterkathryn

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All I can think about since this thread came up.

Who originally posted this?!

 

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