Ah fuck it, I'll tell you quickly. I got food poisoning really bad. I'm not sure what I ate but on Friday night around 10pm I was in bed and I started to feel uncomfortable. After a bit I decided to get up and see if I could puke because that's what it felt like I had to do. I did but from that point on it just got worse.
I puked more then I started shitting, my stomach hurt so bad from the puking that every little movement was painful. I went to go get some water and I almost passed out at the fridge, I live in a weird house where the kitchen is actually upstairs so I took the glass of water with me and I fell down the stairs and laid there for I don't know how long. An hour maybe. I passed out at the top of the stairs and fell down I guess. I don't remember.
To finish the story, I spent the last two days at the hospital, I got salmonella from something I ate. I was so sore from the puking, the shivering, the fall.
I was a fucking wreck, it was sort of awesome.