If that's the gay shit you been eating it was probably God...No, I think it was a tomato or possibly some spinach.
If that's the gay shit you been eating it was probably God...No, I think it was a tomato or possibly some spinach.
Nothing broken, just sore. The weird part was when I was getting water and almost passed out my only thought was to hurry up so I can get downstairs to my room. It should've been to sit the fuck down. I totally blacked out.Holy fucking hell.
I'm glad you're okay. Wtf. That's crazy. Holy shit.
Nothing broken or anything?
Was it some of your chicken?!
Glad nothing is broken. I was worried, but I figured with the snow, you might have lost power.Nothing broken, just sore. The weird part was when I was getting water and almost passed out my only thought was to hurry up so I can get downstairs to my room. It should've been to sit the fuck down. I totally blacked out.
I couldn't sleep because I was so sore and so cold. I was shivering all night.
Glad you're ok.Ah fuck it, I'll tell you quickly. I got food poisoning really bad. I'm not sure what I ate but on Friday night around 10pm I was in bed and I started to feel uncomfortable. After a bit I decided to get up and see if I could puke because that's what it felt like I had to do. I did but from that point on it just got worse.
I puked more then I started shitting, my stomach hurt so bad from the puking that every little movement was painful. I went to go get some water and I almost passed out at the fridge, I live in a weird house where the kitchen is actually upstairs so I took the glass of water with me and I fell down the stairs and laid there for I don't know how long. An hour maybe. I passed out at the top of the stairs and fell down I guess. I don't remember.
To finish the story, I spent the last two days at the hospital, I got salmonella from something I ate. I was so sore from the puking, the shivering, the fall.
I was a fucking wreck, it was sort of awesome.
I got out of bed in the morning and drove to the hospital.Glad nothing is broken. I was worried, but I figured with the snow, you might have lost power.
You fell and were out? Did you call 911 or what happened between that and the hospital?
Like who? My neighbor? I don't need a caretaker.L @Dwight Schrute is someone watching after you?
You did fucking pass out and fall down some damn stairs.Like who? My neighbor? I don't need a caretaker.
That's scary, though.I got out of bed in the morning and drove to the hospital.
I legit passed out walking down the stairs. I know I rolled because the water spilled and was on the top few stairs but the glass and I were at the bottom. I don't have a clue what the fuck happened.
That's gnarly.I got out of bed in the morning and drove to the hospital.
I legit passed out walking down the stairs. I know I rolled because the water spilled and was on the top few stairs but the glass and I were at the bottom. I don't have a clue what the fuck happened.
I think it was due to shoveling so much snow and being exhausted, the amount of stress my body had already been through from puking and shitting so much (lol), I think it just had enough and wanted to shut off. I've never had anything like that happen to me before.That's gnarly.
I had food poisoning before, but never to the point where it made me pass out. The medics told me to push water, gave me an iv, and had me under observed S.I.Q. (sick in quarters) for 3 days.
Good poisoning blows. Last time I had it I diddnt know if it was food poisoning or death coming for me. Had to talk the ex out of calling me an ambulance every hour or so.I don't think I've had food poisoning like that before.
Good poisoning blows. Last time I had it I diddnt know if it was food poisoning or death coming for me. Had to talk the ex out of calling me an ambulance every hour or so.I don't think I've had food poisoning like that before.
HellGood poisoning blows. Last time I had it I diddnt know if it was food poisoning or death coming for me. Had to talk the ex out of calling me an ambulance every hour or so.
Hope you figure out what got us so we can plan your revenge!
Good poisoning blows. Last time I had it I diddnt know if it was food poisoning or death coming for me. Had to talk the ex out of calling me an ambulance every hour or so.I don't think I've had food poisoning like that before.
In fact remember a couple months back I said I had rancid chicken ? Could barely walk my stomach hurt so bad. Put down half our team at work for a few days .Hell
The
Fuck
NO.
I do not want.
I think I remember. It would have had to have been after August, or before a year or so ago.In fact remember a couple months back I said I had rancid chicken ? Could barely walk my stomach hurt so bad. Put down half our team at work for a few days .
@pnd got lucky with the fall imo. That shit Couldve been life changing.
Glad he diddnt himself.
Wish he would have lied and said he'd got a hookker tho
Crazy story. That's a reality nightmare.I am lucky, trust me, I know that.
I boil my chicken for salads and pot pies.When I got home I took a garbage bag and filled it with everything in my fridge. I have no idea what exactly it was. The Dr. figures it was the raw veg and not the chicken because the chicken was really new and actually sort of overcooked. I like it like that for some reason. I cook it for over an hour at 350F.
I should try that.I boil my chicken for salads and pot pies.