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I. Can't watch the tube of the Jew at work. 90 minutes. At least my girlfriend has started to miss Thailand, she claims she misses me to but I don't buy that bullshit.
I cream pied her before...She was giggling when she left...I tried bro.
 

Darqnezz

Merkin' fools since pre-school
Apr 25, 2015
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I got out of bed in the morning and drove to the hospital.

I legit passed out walking down the stairs. I know I rolled because the water spilled and was on the top few stairs but the glass and I were at the bottom. I don't have a clue what the fuck happened.
Did you get roofied? Does your butt hurt?
 

gangsterkathryn

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Oct 20, 2015
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I'm off. I took my son to school, went back to pick up my mom, went to a meeting at the school, took my mom to the store to buy some stuff for his party, went back to school for the party, took her home, went shopping, and I just picked him up from school. I've been to his school four times today.
I still have to go visit my grandma in the hospital.
 

SongExotic2

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Jan 16, 2015
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I'm at sport clips about to get my overdue haircut.


4 chicks working. 2 of them are horror pigs. I don't want them resting thier gunt on me while they cut my hair.


Fuck a decent chick just got done and is taking the next in line.

Think I will set myself on fire like a shaolin monk


Fuck
 

SongExotic2

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Think I am fucked. Old dude I was betting on just getting a haircut went to the back room.

Now the worst one is cashing out someone. I think that means I am el fuckto
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
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Grab some clippers. No haircut is gonna get your stubby ass more booty anyway.
Got some already. Use them for manscaping. Can't cut my own hair tho. Tried once. Almost got sent to the officers table, my PO doesn't even ridicule me he just saw it and was pretty speechless and wanting to laugh at me. Just said get it sorted asap.

This was in tech school, there was me and about 3 other people this pushed the boundaries when it came to military haircuts and had to get one every week pretty much to toe the line.

Trouble was I was skint hence why me and a buddy decided it would be cheaper to cut our own hair when we'd been drinking white lightning (as I said I was skint)
 

SongExotic2

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Tbf I did land the nasty lady but she did a really good haircut. I'm gonna go to weirdo bar later and test it out, I imagine there will be lots of Valentine's day horny birches in there.

Not that I'm gonna slay any.

Just first time in 3.5 months I'm actually able to put product in my hair without looking like a buffoon
 
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Punch

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Got some already. Use them for manscaping. Can't cut my own hair tho. Tried once. Almost got sent to the officers table, my PO doesn't even ridicule me he just saw it and was pretty speechless and wanting to laugh at me. Just said get it sorted asap.

This was in tech school, there was me and about 3 other people this pushed the boundaries when it came to military haircuts and had to get one every week pretty much to toe the line.

Trouble was I was skint hence why me and a buddy decided it would be cheaper to cut our own hair when we'd been drinking white lightning (as I said I was skint)
It's very easy to do a self fade. Tedious, but easy. Maybe not as tedious as waiting on other people and still having to pay money.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQNUP6UHP1E
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
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Jan 16, 2015
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It's very easy to do a self fade. Tedious, but easy. Maybe not as tedious as waiting on other people and still having to pay money.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQNUP6UHP1E
I'm a fucken lady killer m8 I diddnt rock them military haircuts in the 5.5 years I was in. I sure as hell wouldn't self inflict one .

I had the lady cut it so it's good to go and I'll get it cut short in about 2 weeks, but I'll be back to wearing hats again by then
 

SuperPig

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Aug 7, 2015
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I still don't know who any of you fuckers are and I'm in a shit mood so it's bugging me more than normal.
 
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Punch

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I'm a fucken lady killer m8 I diddnt rock them military haircuts in the 5.5 years I was in. I sure as hell wouldn't self inflict one .

I had the lady cut it so it's good to go and I'll get it cut short in about 2 weeks, but I'll be back to wearing hats again by then
;)