General I'm with a fat drunk chick that thinks she's getting laid

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jason73

Yuri Bezmenov was right
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Jan 15, 2015
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How fat are we talking here? Just not thin or amy Schumer fat?
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
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Jan 16, 2015
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The biggest gripe I have with fat women is I can never work out how big thier tits are. If they slimmed down and lost the fat how much tit would they lose?
 

Freeloading Rusty

Here comes Rover, sniffin’ at your ass
Jan 11, 2016
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The biggest gripe I have with fat women is I can never work out how big thier tits are. If they slimmed down and lost the fat how much tit would they lose?

Stolen joke alert:


A fat chick bragging about how big her tits are is like an unemployed person bragging about having the day off.
 

Tuc Ouiner

Posting Machine
May 19, 2016
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why not offer the lass a roll-in-the-hay or better yet a roll-in-powdered-sugar and the smart money says my lad will find ample damp spots to pump up the jam-- boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
 

Robbie Hart

All Biden Voters Are Mindless Sheep
Feb 13, 2015
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The biggest gripe I have with fat women is I can never work out how big thier tits are. If they slimmed down and lost the fat how much tit would they lose?
Perhaps you could spell "their" correctly?

You're welcome
 

mysticmac

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Oct 18, 2015
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She was tanked and got more aggressive / annoying as she drank. I escaped out the backdoor of the bar when she went out front for a work call.
 

otaku1

TMMAC Addict
Jul 16, 2015
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Here's the deal, bro: bend her over bro, take care of business bro and then dip bro. It ain't something you can brag to your bros about bro, but even fatties look and feel good from the back, bro. I mean you fuck your hand bro don't act like fuckin an extra large booty ain't doable, bro. It's doable bro so just go ahead do it bro. Live that life like Nike bro.... just don't go too far like Jon Jones did and "Just Do It" so much that you lose the sponsor that gave you the advice in the first place.... bro.
You know how I know you're a bro, bro?

Never mind. Lol
Carry on.
 

Disciplined Galt

Disciplina et Frugalis
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Jan 15, 2015
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Had a fat girlfriend about 4 years ago. She used to treat me to expensive dinners and spoke English with public school accent. Stupidly I dumped her, last I heard she's married to an American doctor now.
 

jasonhightower

"You're not even training are you Frenchy?"
Jan 2, 2017
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Order her a large pizza, it will occupy her for at least 5 minutes so you can get away.