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Zeph

Zeph

TMMAC Addict
Jan 22, 2015
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Priziesthorse said:
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Yeah, but there are better highs that are cheaper and less addictive. I know you can keep a good job and enjoy it on the weekend, but if you think about it, how often is it just keeping you straight while drinking. Experiment with some psychadelics and you won't look back.
 
Priziesthorse

Priziesthorse

TMMAC Addict
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Jan 15, 2015
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Kaladin Stormblessed said:
everyone online and in life assume im an idiot. im pretty fucken carefree, so im weird. and even though im goofy and joking half the time, i feel like my mind defaults to analysis mode. combine that with being very trusting, and i end up looking like an idiot. thats a fancy way of saying, im gullible as shit. so yeah, i come across to almost everyone not just as moron, but as a huge, insane moron LOL

with that said, im in MENSA bitchesss lol. got into that with my GMAT score (770). ok, jokes aside. i dont htink im exceptionally smart. definitely above average. but i have an addictive personality. so if i want to study something, i can focus and learn it. i dont make a million a year tho. I made about 500 dollars so far this year lolol

and i LOVE discussions around a spiritual multiverse. thats arguably mu favorite thing in life (since its the most humbling)
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Do you think there's a parallel universe where Wild isn't a redneck big meanie?
 
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Report

Posting Machine
May 14, 2016
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Priziesthorse said:
Do you think there's a parallel universe where Wild isn't a redneck big meanie?
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lol. if i had to guess, id consider the amount of possible parallel universe to be nearly infinite. so yeah. i think theres one where you typed big meanie. one where you typed biig meanie (typo) and one where Wild actually IS a big meanie lol. im sure there are plenty where i am also. people argue that this is the one, but they are wrong. i just happen to like broaadway and glee lol
 
Robbie Hart

Robbie Hart

All Biden Voters Are Mindless Sheep
Feb 13, 2015
49,773
50,752
Was Vito possibly a bit weak in his old age? He got caught out and the Luca move was obvious
 
Robbie Hart

Robbie Hart

All Biden Voters Are Mindless Sheep
Feb 13, 2015
49,773
50,752
Just ran into a guy who owns a gym near me and treats his kids like shit.......he always leaves his children around my neighbors' house and I did nothing but let him walk away, though I did stare at him and now I know who he is.....
 
SuperPig

SuperPig

Enjoy yourselves
Aug 7, 2015
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51,737
I really have to pee but traffic finally opened up and i still have about 45 minutes to go until i get to my last hospital of the day... Decisions, decisions
 
Hauler

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
45,566
57,916
Ripped a giant hole in my jeans today. Right in the crotch. So that was fun walking around work with nothing between my coworkers and my junk but a pair of boxers.

Nobody said anything. Except for this chick who was just being polite. "Um...Do you know your jeans have a hole?"

Yes I do, Meat Gazer. Yes I do.
 
Robbie Hart

Robbie Hart

All Biden Voters Are Mindless Sheep
Feb 13, 2015
49,773
50,752
Tattaglia was really an asshole.....he wanted to kill.....mike just wanted what was best for la familia
 
Disciplined Galt

Disciplined Galt

Disciplina et Frugalis
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
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Priziesthorse said:
Academic scholarship? I had a scholarship for baseball revoked because I am a lunatic.

Yeah, myself and two other guys went to visit one of our friends from high school. We went to some frat party. The basement must have only been 7 feet high. They were charging an obscene amount for jello shots and we were broke college kids. My one buddy made the "bartender" a proposition that if he could chug an entire bottle of vodka, they would give us free shots the rest of the night. Seemed like a great idea at time. He did it and we got free shots. My buddy was completely hammered and we had to get him out of there. We get him outside and he runs away from us. He rolls under a jeep to try and hide lol. Eventually we get him in a cab and we get dropped off at parking deck where one of our cars were. My buddy takes water bottles from the trunk of the car and starts throwing them from the top level of the parking deck down at the students walking below. That escalated to him attempting to piss on them.

Now my friend starts violently throwing up. But he doesn't just throw up on the concrete like a normal person. He is throwing up on all the cars in our row in the parking deck. The cops come and they call an ambulance. I ride in the ambulance with him. He's laying on a gurney. One of the paramedics asks him who the president was. He sits up, spits in their face and says, "Juelz Santana(rapper), bitch". Lol. We arrive at hospital and my other friends meet me there. Now we got some time to kill so we walk a few blocks away and I start to roll a blunt. Of course some cops get suspicious of us and walk over. I had to eat the weed. Fucking Terrible. Nothing happens with the cops.

We are back at the hospital in the waiting room and see our friend walking down the hallway still in his hospital gown. He said he was breaking out lol. So we went along with it and left. We slept for a few hours in our car in some parking lot. When we woke up we decided to take him to a Hooters. We told the waitresses it was his first day out of mental institution and also his birthday. They took him up on a stage and did a dance for him. He was still wearing the hospital gown. lol

Good times. I got a letter from the college a week later that none of us were ever allowed on campus again.
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I have a twin in New Jersey? Thanks for letting me know!
 
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