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Mix6APlix

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So, there is the whole thing with my friend's ex, that he should just let go of and move on with his bastard kid (They're not married, so that's a technically correct term, zero malice here). We've (His ex and myself) have been spending more time together, although she did seem put off when I refused having my legs waxed, Im not THAT hairy ffs, - which only leads me to believe that the her saying she didn't pay her friend for my previous waxing a little bit more.

But then there is this chick who I am friends on FB with. She updated her profile picture, and I made a comment since I've wanted to bang her from the first time that I ever saw her about 18 years ago, which basically was " 'You were wearing these pants and this sweater' at our first day of orientation but whenwe first met, yet, I couldn't tell you what I had for breakfast yesterday." To which she told me that was one of the nicest things she had ever been told, then asked when, not if, but when, I wanted to grab a drink.

I've been with:
Italians
A Swede (My buddy's ex)
1 Latina (The GG champ whose opponent chose to not show up instead of getting beat down)
(Breaking down the numbers, I guess I am drawn to loud mouth italians with bad attitudes)

I've never been with any greek or asians. I really don't care about Asians anymore, but Greeks are still open if they are well kempt. Now the Italian chick is very fine, but so is my buddies ex. And my buddies ex has fantastic boobs. Like fantastic, and natural, not that that matters. The Italian chick is gorgeous, but she doesn't have the boobage of the blonde. I'm so torn, and I feel like I am going to screw this up and lose them both. Should I just go all in, get them together and see if they are open to a threesome?
 

seekntruth

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which only leads me to believe that the her saying she didn't pay her friend for my previous waxing a little bit more.
Get real, Ain't no woman waxing some greasy, hairy Italians taint without the promise of cash. :D

'You were wearing these pants and this sweater' at our first day of orientation but whenwe first met, yet, I couldn't tell you what I had for breakfast yesterday."
That was a smooth line that should pay dividends :cheers:

I really don't care about Asians anymore
Poor guy those Chinese you did time under really broke your spirit, huh? :(


I'm so torn, and I feel like I am going to screw this up and lose them both. Should I just go all in, get them together and see if they are open to a threesome?
Fwiw, in my experience...when you care to much one way or the other is when it goes to shit...I'm not saying be an asshole, but there's no reason you can't date both til you figure out what's up. Threesome would be great if you can pull it o_O
 

Mix6APlix

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Get real, Ain't no woman waxing some greasy, hairy Italians taint without the promise of cash. :D


That was a smooth line that should pay dividends :cheers:


Poor guy those Chinese you did time under really broke your spirit, huh? :(



Fwiw, in my experience...when you care to much one way or the other is when it goes to shit...I'm not saying be an asshole, but there's no reason you can't date both til you figure out what's up. Threesome would be great if you can pull it o_O
I have a very pretty ass (hole).
I can only hope to play this right.
Fuck the chinese.
 

Mix6APlix

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Mix, lefty and righty FTW!
I broke my right arm as a kid, and it never set right. I can barely turn it 90° without pain. I talk about my superior ambidextrous abilities, it's a product of that as well as natural skills and all TKD forms and stances starting southpaw.
 

Mix6APlix

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Sorry for the orientation. But you all can suck my balls. Have a self righteous evening.
 

Leigh

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Leave your friend's ex alone. There are thousands of women out there, there's no need to ruin friendships.
 

Mix6APlix

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Then you'll ruin two friendships
I've said this before: The reason he is such a good friend is we have had serious disagreements before. We didn't talk for a year or so because of one of them. But in the end, we can agree to disagree, go watch a Bears or Cubs game, bullshit, have fun, and get over it, like adults are supposed to. So, IMHO, you're wrong. Have a jolly day.
 

Mix6APlix

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Just a side note, when we didn't talk for so long, the only reason I called him was he was front row at a game where there was a brawl between the Cubs and Dodgers iirc. Saw him on TV and laughed my ass off because he looked right at the camera with his big goofy smile during the fight.