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Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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Let me tell you what pisses me of today: Paracord shoelaces. They seem like a great idea. Always good to have some Paracord with you if you get kidnapped during a bank robbery at gun point, tossed in a trunk, and dumped off in the middle of the forest or swamp.

But the fucking things don't stay tied for more than a mile of walking. They suck balls.
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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Let me tell you what pisses me off today: people who don't squeeze out every bit out of the tails of shrimp. If you don't, you're stupid. It's the sweetest part of the shrimp, don't waste it.
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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Let me tell you what pisses me off today: People who don't know how to use a fork. Spoons are use for scooping. Knives are used for cutting. Forks are used for stabbing meats, vegetables, and occasionally fruit. Sporks are just good old fashioned stupid.

Anyways, 99% of people use the fork in the same ergonomic orientation as they would a spoon.

THEY ARE ALL WRONG!!!!!!!!!

Whereas the concave side of the spoon in on the bottom, as it should be, as it's function is to hold liquid.

The concave side of the fork on the otherhand, should be on top. It's simple ergometric geometry as its easier to use the fork, as most people would call, upside down.

Use the fork as it was intended, thank me later.
 
Yuki Nakai's Eye

Yuki Nakai's Eye

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Mix6APlix said:
Let me tell you what pisses me off today: People who don't know how to use a fork. Spoons are use for scooping. Knives are used for cutting. Forks are used for stabbing meats, vegetables, and occasionally fruit. Sporks are just good old fashioned stupid.

Anyways, 99% of people use the fork in the same ergonomic orientation as they would a spoon.

THEY ARE ALL WRONG!!!!!!!!!

Whereas the concave side of the spoon in on the bottom, as it should be, as it's function is to hold liquid.

The concave side of the fork on the otherhand, should be on top. It's simple ergometric geometry as its easier to use the fork, as most people would call, upside down.

Use the fork as it was intended, thank me later.
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There's nothing wrong with holding your fork like a laborer. Just don't get mad when you're not invited to any of my fancy dinner parties.
 
Robbie Hart

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I like using a fork as a spoon, but struggle eating soup with a fork. I've come to the conclusion that a fork isn't right for soup
 
maurice

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Almost every American holds a fork upside down, or holds it in the left hand while cutting then switches hands to eat. Also, can't use chopsticks.

SMH
 
Rambo John J

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Yuki Nakai's Eye said:
There's nothing wrong with holding your fork like a laborer. Just don't get mad when you're not invited to any of my fancy dinner parties.
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without laborer you would be eating nothing

Unless you grow/harvest your own meat/veggies/grains

Shit hits fan and laborers will run shit...plus they beat the shit out of softies with ease

Gimme a table of Laborers over softies anyday
 
SongExotic2

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I just eat hot pockets with my hands.


Fuck forks!

Fuck spoons!

And fuck hot pockets!


They are gross
 
Nemo?

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Song2 said:
I just eat hot pockets with my hands.


Fuck forks!

Fuck spoons!

And fuck hot pockets!


They are gross
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Hopefully you let that sum bitch cool down before you went to town.


Gotta find you a gf soon or else you might hurt yourself bro.
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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Let me tell you what pisses me off today: "graphic nudity" warnings on movies.

I got to step back to my childhood for the base of this. When I was a kid, I couldn't wait for the TV Guide, so I could search through it in the middle of the night and find movies with N, or god forbid S.

V: Violence
L: Language
N: Nudity
S: Sexual Content

That was it. The last 2 is what I was looking for. The teenage titty movies of the 80s were great.

Now they have all kinds of stupid crap to warn pansy parents like 'Intense fantasy violence' and other shit.

If I waste my time watching the Baywatch movie, and the 'Graphic nudity', as advertised, turns out to be some guys cocktail and not naked chicks getting it on for no less than 5 minutes in a shower, I'm going to be pissed.
 
Disciplined Galt

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Fucking 1st world people spending 50$ on a fucking cocksucking dickhead "growler" sounds like a fat man getting ass fucked that's my growler. Cunts.
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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Mix6APlix said:
Let me tell you what pisses me off today: "graphic nudity" warnings on movies.

I got to step back to my childhood for the base of this. When I was a kid, I couldn't wait for the TV Guide, so I could search through it in the middle of the night and find movies with N, or god forbid S.

V: Violence
L: Language
N: Nudity
S: Sexual Content

That was it. The last 2 is what I was looking for. The teenage titty movies of the 80s were great.

Now they have all kinds of stupid crap to warn pansy parents like 'Intense fantasy violence' and other shit.

If I waste my time watching the Baywatch movie, and the 'Graphic nudity', as advertised, turns out to be some guys cocktail and not naked chicks getting it on for no less than 5 minutes in a shower, I'm going to be pissed.
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I KNEW IT! it's balls.

How Dare the ‘Baywatch’ Movie Be This Bad
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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Let me tell you what pisses me off today: kids being forced to walk their bikes across the street by the jack booted thug authoritarian crossing guards while being admonished for not wearing a helmet. STFU beyatch!

I bike like a demonic possessed banshee. That's why I have Kevlar lined tires, self sealing inner tubes, and better shocks than I will ever need. So I cut across the intersection flying through the line of kids walking their bikes and scream "Helmets are for pussies" as I almost run one kid over. Then rode off giving the one finger salute to the stupid crossing guard dykes.
 
SongExotic2

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What are these crossing guard dykes you speak of. I don't know them
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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In school zones in my town, they have police officers whose sole job is to orchestrate the crossing of the busy street for grade schoolers. Much like many, if not most, cops, they get off on being fucking assholes.
 
Freeloading Rusty

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Mix6APlix said:
Let me tell you what pisses me off today: kids being forced to walk their bikes across the street by the jack booted thug authoritarian crossing guards while being admonished for not wearing a helmet. STFU beyatch!

I bike like a demonic possessed banshee. That's why I have Kevlar lined tires, self sealing inner tubes, and better shocks than I will ever need. So I cut across the intersection flying through the line of kids walking their bikes and scream "Helmets are for pussies" as I almost run one kid over. Then rode off giving the one finger salute to the stupid crossing guard dykes.
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Hard as fuck...

In your own mind.
 
SongExotic2

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Mix6APlix said:
In school zones in my town, they have police officers whose sole job is to orchestrate the crossing of the busy street for grade schoolers. Much like many, if not most, cops, they get off on being fucking assholes.
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I got a ticket one time from a cop because he was an asshole. Fucker
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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Let me tell you what pisses me off today: The Dewey Decimal System. From 1st grade to senior year, I wasted 2 hours a year learning about how important it was to be able to find books in a library. That's 1 full day of my life totally fucking wasted because some old hag didn't foresee the internet. "This is how you find a book..." Ever hear of Google ya fuckin dummy?
 
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Low pressure systems and my reaction to them. I can't stay alert in a low pressure system.
 
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