Jones testing positive?

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Papi Chingon

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Dont forget Cyborg.

Failed a drug test, failed to disclose she was 'prescribed' a banned substance and was taking it... Yet avoided a suspension and got a post therapeutic use exemption. USADA is in UFC's pockets.
If this is tbol, that argument will not fly.
 

ender852

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Not even sure which aspect of all this is the most mind-blowing. I'd like to know who the fuck his roid coach is, because that guy is dumb as a brain-damaged mummy slouched on a piece of pepperoni smokin' a cigarette (note: tiny mummies can be stupid---you can tell because they're smoking).

I suppose it's possible the advisor did his job and Jon fucked it up on his own, or Jon tried to handle the cycle himself from the outset and clearly didn't know what he was doing. Either way, if you're going to cheat, get it nailed down! Especially after all that's happened, this would be the number one rule.

At any rate, Jon's post-fight comments in the ring about Cormier have a twisted flavor to them now. "I aspire to be more like that man...cuz he's an amazing human being!" How he could say all that stuff with a straight face is so crazy.
Sociopaths don't feel emotions like other people do, they just mimic them to fit in and go unnoticed
 

Papi Chingon

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Yeah. Apparently one of Jones striking coaches is claiming someone is setting Jones up and is hinting someone put it in Jones drink.
Must be cerrone. He's never liked jon. Hopefully the cowboy is brought to justice to tarnish the squeaky clean name of jones.
 

Papi Chingon

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Someone should post a clip of the press conference where Cormier says how is jon jones going to fuck this up? Doing cocaine, steroids, or sandblasting prostitutes? And jon only comments on the prostitutes.
 

jason73

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man.jones just cant not fuck himself over.its like he is actively trying to sabotage his own life.the guy could be the king of the world if he had his mind right.every chance he gets he steps on his own dick.its crazy