Lifestyle Ever piss in a mason jar because your dog was laying on your lap?
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Don't knock it til you try it.
I feel like it might be a lil more complicated for me. Easier to get up and walk to the bathroom.lol
Men don't have to carry a urine soaked funnel in our pocket to do it though. Also, if you use one of these do you give your pussy a good shake to get the last of the piss out or have wet underwear for the remainder of the day?
Just queef out all the moisture I guess.
A friend of mine had one of these things for a music festival years ago.
Think she chucked it at me once
burp it
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I've pissed in many a Gatorade bottle in my car when I couldn't find a gas station.
One time I was in southwest Miami and all I had was a 1L water bottle whose opening is large enough for 90% of TMMACers but not nearly large enough for me.
Fortunately I had my knife on me. Fucking sliced a much larger opening, pulled to the side of the road, and filled that fucker.
Fortunately there was a drain nearby that I could pour it into. I'd feel like a scumbag if I had to dump a liter of my piss onto a residential street.
One time I was in southwest Miami and all I had was a 1L water bottle whose opening is large enough for 90% of TMMACers but not nearly large enough for me.
Fortunately I had my knife on me. Fucking sliced a much larger opening, pulled to the side of the road, and filled that fucker.
Fortunately there was a drain nearby that I could pour it into. I'd feel like a scumbag if I had to dump a liter of my piss onto a residential street.
Had to do it a few times.
Iirc I made a Hof worthy thread detailing the one time not long back I fucked it up and got piss everywhere.
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Couldn't put the cap back on because of the new opening I made, and I'm not taking a chance at getting a rogue crosswind when I throw an open bottle of warm piss into the air.
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If you're gonna piss in your car, you've gotta be prepared for a little dribble at best. It's unavoidable.
Oh I was like ten feet from the kerb it was code red as I was pulling up. Got my dick out but was 2-3 seconds off the pace before I got set.
Glad it was a rental car.
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Did you see they changed the Snapple bottles to plastic now? I wonder whose brilliant idea that was.
The only reason I ever bought Snapple was because tea tastes better from a glass bottle.
Their sales are gonna plummet, just watch...
Happened 15 years ago in the princes kingdom. They had a drink called Oasis that was in a glass bottle. It was available at the local Blockbuster. It was Divine.
Then they switched to plastic bottles and Blockbuster went out of business.
Coincidence?
I think not
Saw this last week. Picked up a Snapple, got home and realized it was plastic. Told myself I was done with Snapple.